Ted winced as Randy finally emerged from the dumpster. "Dude, why did you run? That made you look guiltier than hell."

"Well staying would probably have gotten me killed," Randy muttered. He winced as wiped himself off. "Good God I reek."

"Yeah, you really do," Cody agreed. "I think jumping into the dumpster to hide was a bad idea."

"Oh you think?" Randy snapped. "Did you check out of your room yet?"

"No," Ted said.

"Good because I'm going in there and taking a shower." He stormed back towards the hotel, not even bothering to tell them to follow him so he could get into their room. They were coming with him anyway so he didn't have to.

"It looks like he's got his panties in a bunch," Ted muttered.

"Well he got trapped in a dumpster," Cody whispered. "Maybe we should cut him some slack."

"Or maybe you should just suck his dick and get it over with."

"I am not gay you idiot!" Cody yelled, causing several people to look at him. "I do not want to suck anything of Randy's! Why can't anybody understand that?"

Randy stopped to glare at Cody while Ted burst out laughing. "You are such an idiot," Ted said gleefully.

"Are you done making an idiot out of yourself?" Randy asked.

Cody shook his head. "You know what? No I'm not! I think I know why everyone thinks I'm gay for you. It's because of you!"

Randy looked shocked. "Excuse me?"

"You heard me! You've done something to make everyone think I am gay! And I am not going back to the hotel room with you so you can shower because it will give everyone else ideas!" He stormed off, leaving a very confused Randy and Ted behind.

"That boy has some serious issues," Randy finally said.

Ted nodded. "I concur. He's so in love with you that he can barely stand it."

Randy glared at him. "Don't even joke you asshole. Go make out with Natalya or something and leave me alone."

Ted pouted. "My friends don't love me anymore. Now I'm sad."

XXXXXXXX

Natalya sat out in the parking lot until Ted arrived at the arena. Emily and Salina were giving her shit about spending time with him but she didn't care. He didn't act like an asshole when he was with her. Besides, she wasn't exactly a nice girl herself. Some people thought she was downright mean, which was only true when she wanted it to be.

"Hey Nattie," Ted said as he arrived. For some reason he wasn't with Randy and Cody.

"Where are your friends?" she asked. "Didn't you get Randy out of that dumpster Shawn and Hunter left him in?"

Ted nodded. "Yeah but Cody started freaking out about everyone thinking he was gay or something and he stormed off. And Randy kind of just abandoned me so I'm all alone." He sighed. "Something is going on with him. He's been real weird since he and Salina had their unholy sexcapade in the car."

Natalya suddenly grinned. "Do you think he's falling for her?"

"How should I know? He's not exactly the type to share his feelings."

"Oh but if he is, do you know how much fun it'll be to torment him?" She laughed evilly. "And I can torment Salina too. Not only did she have sex with the man whore that is Randy Orton, but she made him fall in love with her too."

"SHE DID WHAT?"

Natalya and Ted's eyes widened as they turned around. They found a very enraged Scott Hall and a very amused Kevin Nash standing behind them. "Uh oh," Ted said nervously. "Daddy's here and he's not happy."

"Salina slept with Randy Orton?" Kevin said. He looked at Scott. "I've been telling you for years that she's not a good girl but did you listen?"

"Shut up Kev!" Scott snapped. He pushed passed Natalya and Ted and stormed into the arena. It was pretty obvious he was going to kill somebody because of this news.

"Who do you think he's going to kill first: Randy or Salina?" Ted asked.

"Oh he's going to get both of them," Natalya said. "It just depends on who he finds first."

Kevin nodded. "Yeah and he's going to get Shawn and Hunter for allowing this to happen. It's a shame. We can't have the Kliq if two of the members are dead." He looked at Natalya. "So has Emily been good?"

"She's been tormenting Cody Rhodes," Natalya answered.

"Is he the gay one in Legacy?"

Ted groaned. "Cody is not gay!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm pretty sure."

"Are you sure he's not in denial?"

"Yes!"

Kevin sighed. "Well crap, I lost that bet then." He grinned. "Can we just say he's gay so Scott will have to pay me a hundred bucks?"

Ted shrugged. "I don't care what you say."

"Sweet. I'm getting a hundred bucks then. Drinks will be on me tonight."