The void champs:
Kog'maw: Hungry! Kog hungry!
Malzahar: Here you go, Koggy.
Kog'maw: I thought mother Rek'Sai said I shouldn't eat the poros?
Poro: Kya?
Malzahar: Nah it's probably fine. Go for it.
Rek'Sai: WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING?!
Malzahar: Umm... Gotta go.
Rek'Sai: PUT THAT PORO DOWN!
Poro: KYAAA!
Kog'Maw: But Malz said I could!
Rek'Sai: MALZAH- Wait, where did he go?
Kha'Zix: Hello, Rek'Sai. Wait, why is Malzahar on the ceiling?
Malzahar: DAMMIT, ZIXXY!
Kha'Zix: What did I say about calling me that?!
Poro: KYAAAAAA!
Vel'Koz: This family disgusts me.
Kog'maw: Speaking of family, where is uncle Cho? He gives Koggy food?
Cho'Gath: I'M HAVING A 'SHIT' AS MALZAHAR CALLED IT.
Malzahar: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Vel'Koz: Wait, where did that poro go?
Kog'Maw: *Burp* ...What?
Everyone: *Shouting at one another and stuff like that*
Vel'koz: Again, this family disgusts me.