I do not own Naruto or Naruto Shippuden, the rightful owner is Masashi Kishimoto

Kakashi found himself at the meeting place the next morning on time, as he was physically dragged out of bed by a certain fiery kunoichi, with his hair newly dyed an muddy brown colour which he wasn't exactly happy about, Anko on the other hand... well she thought it was the funniest thing she had ever seen in her life.

"Ahahaha have you seen yourself? It's amazing you look like a boy band wannabe ahaha!" She cried as she leant against his arm for support. He stepped to the side her laughing stopped as she found herself face down on the floor.

"That was mean!" She poked her tongue out at him as she brought herself to her feet and brushed herself off.

"We'll just wait for Gai and Yamato then we're ready to go." Sayuri who was sat on a nearby fence said completely ignoring the other two. "Oh here they are." She waved as the two men came closer.

"Ah Kakashi seems you've got your youth back!" Gai chuckled slapping the shoulder of the not so very pleased copy ninja who was praying the mission wasn't going to take long, so that he could hurry home and wash the brown gunk off his head. Why did they even make hair dye in such an ugly colour anyway?

"Don't you start." The copy ninja grumbled picking up his rucksack and swinging it over his shoulder, he started past the brown eyed kunoichi who grabbed his arm again.

"Awh don't be like that, hey you might get scouted as an idol yourself and be able to sing a duet with Sayuri." Anko chuckled again, he couldn't understand how his wife and this woman were so close though they got along great the two were polar opposites, Anko was loud mouthed, crazy, loved to party and could eat the village out of sweets in a day, Sayuri on the other hand was rather quiet though she did speak her mind when it was needed, preferred to stay at home and read, and had an almost non existent sweet tooth, the only thing they really had in common was their fierceness in battle.

"Ow ow ow." The brown eyed woman yelped as the small ninja grabbed her ear and dragged her away from the now muddy haired ninja.

"That's enough Anko, cmon I have to explain a few things to you before we get there." She shoved the taller woman toward the gate as Yamato gave Gai a small shove away from Kakashi. "I'll explain to you guys more in a short while." She called to the three men, who were now following without complaint, Kakashi had annoyed her enough that morning and he wasn't going to test her patience any further, for someone so small she could be really scary even to him, she reminded him of a chihuahua that could suddenly turn into a rabbid rottweiler at will...

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Three hour previously:

The copy ninja lay under the covers as the sun softly peered through a gap in the curtains, he pressed his face further into the pillow loving how the material felt soft on the stubble that had grown on his chin during the night..

"Kashi it's time to get up." A soft voice whispered into his ear and a small hand ruffled his already messy hair, though he was tempted to get up he knew outside of the bed was going to be cold and harsh on his bare skin not to mention the wooden floor on his poor feet, so he ignored her. "Kakashi breakfast is ready so you have to wake up." Her voice louder this time as she gave him a small poke on the cheek.

"Don't want to." He mumbled pulling the covers up further over his nose in a childish manner thinking that if he showed her his usually hidden cute side she'd leave him a little longer, he felt a small fist pat his shoulder through the shuriken quilt. He was wrong.

"You have to." She sighed pulling the blanket down a little to look him in the eyes.

"Five more minutes.." he rolled over giving her a wave shooing her away, he heard her give an unsatisfied click of her tongue her weight shifted on the bed as she straddled him.

"Please for me?" She purred into his ear, running her fingers through his hair, he opened an eye to look at her noticing she was fully clothed he shut it again.

"I'm good thanks." She pushed her off with one arm causing her to squeek a little as she landed the other side of the bed, he instantly regretted it.

"Now!" She ripped the blanket off of him in a second revealing a bare Kakashi lying in the fetal position almost in the center of the double bed. He stayed where he was, shocked as the freezing cold air hit his bare skin. He lay there for a minute or two and just as the thought she had given up he felt a hand grab his ankle. "Get up!" Suddenly the bed was torn away from him and he was welcomed by the cold oak floor and a death glare. Needless to say he felt vulnerable sat there starkers, on his bum which he knew was going to have a bruise on it by morning from the collision with the floor, with an extremely angry Hatake stood cross armed in front of him, when she was in a mood like this he was reminded of her twin brother who always seemed to be in a bad mood with the copy ninja and even though he hated to admit it he was a little frightened of him, he was almost a foot taller than him and probably weighed three times more. Nevertheless she was still fun to annoy.

"Good morning to you too honey." He grumbled as she loomed over him not looking impressed at all.

"It's a bit late for that now." She threw some clothes at him and gestured to the living room where his breakfast was waiting.

"Don't take too long we have a lot to do this morning." She commanded as she left the room. He obeyed her from then on with no complaints even as she dyed his hair an ugly brown color and instructed him on how to apply the concealer and the contact lense, as he knew that throwing him out of bed and on the floor was just the tip of the iceberg and he didn't want to see what was beneath the surface.

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As they were walking through the trees a few miles from the village Kakashi over heard Sayuri giving Anko details of Tatsuo Kasai.

"I noticed he like women with a bit of dominance to them, you know like defy him a little bend the rules, be a bit of a bitch. But also ask him questions that make him feel like he's above everything, remember you're posing as a freelance journalist that excels in gossip, the juicer the better, of course you can use any method within reason okay?" She looked at the taller woman who seemed to Anko what she was hearing.

"What about look wise?" She pulled out a sweet from her pocket and popped it in her mouth.

"Like I said he likes dominant women so something that shows off your body without making you look like a slut will be fine, I have something in my bag for you to wear later."

"How do you know what kind of woman he likes anyway?" Anko chewed another sweet as she questioned her friend.

"You hear a LOT of gossip in that place plus he doesn't exactly hide it from anyone." She tapped Anko on the shoulder and slowed down to let the other three catch up with them. "You're jobs are easy, Gai just get friendly with people and get whatever you can, Yamato and Kashi you guys will either be assigned as body guards, so you should get a few things here and there from the person you're guarding, or you'll be on regular security duty and like I've said before you'll have access to the security cameras so you should see any suspicious activity, or you could evesdrop on conversations without being noticed.

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They made their way to the half way point without any problems and stopped to rest at a small clearing in the forest in the sun. Each change into outfits that wouldn't get them noticed and Gai even changed his hair so that it wasn't so obviously him.

Each were handed a card with fake details on, new names, profession and date of birth. Kakashi was now Tadashi, Gai was Ryo, Yamato became Shin.

"Tsunade decided the names so if you have any problems it's not my fault." Sayuri was tying up the laces on her white sneakers which accompanied her joggers and hoodie. "When we get there it'll be best if we got there in dribs and drabs, I'll go first then about ten minutes later Anko, then about quarter of an hour later Gai and then in a bit after that Yamato and Kakashi." They all nodded in agreement. "Please don't be alarmed by the way I behave in there either I know it's out of my character..." she almost mumbled.

They packed their stuff and sealed them in scrolls and buried them in their back packs and headed off again at a more leisurely this time as they were almost at their destination and soon enough they split into little groups to arrive at the record company