Interactive Truth or Dare: Naruto Style!
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto baby!
Chapter Ten: WOOHOO!!!
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Trisha: Yeaha! What's up all my peeps?!
Everyone: Wazzup?!
Trisha: I just asked you that... -_-' Okay, what ever. Today we have... CrazyBoutAnime, CrystalDragon791, GG, Angel, Maru, gaarafangirl91, and Myatei-of-the-Akatsuki! Hm... who to chose, who to chose... GG! YOU'RE UP!
GG: YAY! CAKE FOR ALL! (Gives everyone cake except for Sasuke) And Trisha, you can't feed him any!
Sasuke/Trisha: Damn it...
GG: I dare Sasuke to dress up as a nekomimi maid for the whole chapter!
Sasuke: Say what?
GG: DO IT DUCK-BUTT!
Sasuke: Trisha, please? (Grabs her by the waist and kisses her passionately)
Trisha: Sorry, I can't do anything about it!
Sasuke: -_-' (Dresses up)
Sai: (Quickly paints a picture of him) Wahoo! To Aloof's computer!
Trisha: DAMN SAI HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT?! AND GOOD LUCK BREAKING INTO MY COMP! YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE PASSWORD!
Sai: Your password is Trishaspassword.
Sasuke: I told you that wasn't a good password.
Trisha: Coming from the boy in the nekomimi maid outfit!
Sasuke: (Smirks) Love you too...
GG: I dare Naruto to randomly glomp five people in the room.
Naruto: Hm... (Glomps Hinata, Maddie, Sakura, Sasuke-)
Sasuke: WTF DOBE?!
Naruto: Heh Heh Heh! (And Trisha)
Trisha: O_O
Sasuke: That's it. You are going DOWN! (Charges after him)
Naruto: WAHHHHHH!!! (Jumps out of the window landing in the pool)
Sasuke: Stupid dobe... (Walks back next to Trisha)
GG: I dare Deidara and Sasori to make Sasuke into a pinata so that Neji can beat him up for kissing TenTen! And... for TenTen to get her exact revenge on Sasuke! And Trisha, you can't do anything about it! (Duck tapes her to a chair)
Trisha: -_-'
(Real Trisha: Kukukukuku...)
Deidara/Sasori: (Set Sasuke up a string and hang him from the ceiling while Neji beats the heck out of him)
GG: TenTen, take it away!
TenTen: Okay! (Walks over to the window and sees Naruto scaling the side of the house and helps him up) (Whispers something to Naruto, who beams)
Naruto: (Runs over to Trisha and kisses her on the lips)
TenTen: HA! HOW DO YOU LIKE ME NOW?! HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE SOMEONE YOU HATE KISS THE ONE YOU LOVE?!
Trisha: O_O
Sasuke: NARUTO WHEN I GET DOWN FROM HERE YOU ARE DEAD! SO ARE YOU TENTEN!!!
Naruto: Kuku! (Hides under Trisha's bed)
Trisha: O_O;;;;;;
GG: (Takes duck tape off of Trisha and chair)
Maddie: Okay, since Trisha having a heart attack right now, on to Angel!
Angel: I dare Naruto to be tied to a chair and have a BIG bowl of ramen sat in front of him and he can't have any!
Trisha: (Dazed) (Drags Naruto out from under the bed who is clawing at the floor trying to scatter back under, punches him in the face, and tapes him to the chair......... punching him again)
Naruto: Ngh... (Looks horrible)
Angel: (Comes up with a bowl of ramen and puts it on the floor in front of him, and he can't get it) Ha! Next dare... would be... I dare Sasuke to to the chicken dance every time he's dared or talked to!
Trisha: NO ONE TALK TO SASUKE!
GG: (Smirks) Hey Sasuke!
Sasuke: -_-' (Does chicken dance while still hanging from the ceiling)
Everyone: (Laughs)
Sasuke: (Face turns red)
Trisha: Sorry Sasuke!!! (Covers mouth)
Sasuke: (Dances again)
Trisha: (Tear)
Angel: I dare Kakashi to hand over ALL off his Icha Icha stuff and then I get to burn them while dancing around the fire!
Trisha: Be my guest! I hate perverted people!
Sakura: But you are o-
Trisha: Shut up! (Smiles)
Kakashi: (Does as told... and is crying)
Angel: (Runs outside and burns the book while dancing around madly) (Comes back inside and sits down on Trisha's bed) I dare Itachi to say who his favorite five people in the room are and what he thinks of them.
Itachi: Angel, of course, you know I love you.
Angel: (Smirks)
Itachi: Hm, next... Sasuke. I enjoy seeing you trying to beat me, foolish little brother!
Sasuke: (Dances like a chicken) I hate you SO much.
Itachi: (Stares at Sasuke for a minute, then whispers something to Itachi)
Angel: YOU SICKO! I HATE YOU! (Stomps on his foot and storms out of the room)
Itachi: Scratch that. I love you Trisha! (Hugs her)
Trisha: Back up Jack! (Stomps on his foot, pokes him in the eyes, then punches him in the stomach and sends him flying down into the pool)
Sasuke: ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Angel: ITA-KUN!!!
Trisha: Omg! Sorry Angel! Forgive me!!! (Hugs her)
Angel: Okay! ^^ (Hugs her)
Trisha: Okay, next. Myatei-of-the-Akatsuki! Welcome, welcome! You're new, correct?
Myatei: Yeah!
Trisha: Okay, on with your dares!
Myatei: I dare Naruto to force Sasuke into a frilly pink dress with the words, 'Gay duck butt' stitched on the back!
Sasuke: (Dances)
Trisha: Sorry! (Kisses him on the lips quickly and takes him down from the ceiling)
Sasuke: (Glares and dances again)
Maddie: Since Naruto is... heh heh... tied up at the moment. (Glances over at him) GG can force you into the dress! GG, do your stuff!
GG: (Calm face) …................. (Pulls out a chainsaw)
Sasuke: O_O (Puts on the dress)
Myatei: I dare Deidara to admit Sasoris art is much better and hes a prissy pansy!
Deidara: Okay fine! I'm a prissy pansy and Sasori-
Sasori: (Reading a book, glances up) What?
Deidara: Your art is better than mine!
Sasori: I know. (Goes back to reading)
Myatei: I dare Pein to give me Amegakure!!
Pein: (Tear)
Myatei: Oh, and I own you now!
Pein: O_O What?!
Myatei: (Laughs evilly)
Trisha: Okay, Maru's turn!!!
Maru: SWEET!
Angel: o_O MARU!!!! (Glomps him)
Maru: Hey Angel!!! ^^ Okay, onto my dares! I shall dare Sasuke to BAKE GG AND ANGEL COOKIES!!!
Sasuke: (Dances as he walks downstairs into the kitchen)
Trisha: (Silently laughing)
Maru: Deidara, you are now my right arm man! And now, we can torture Pein together!
Deidara: Yes sir! (Salutes him and stands at his side)
Maru: Heh heh, that's so cool. Anyway, I want to announce that Sakura's officially out of my Hated Characters list and as a celebration will be allowed to stand alone in a room with a tied-up Ino, two tons of toxic waste, five high-voltage bug zappers,a cage full of hungry lions and a deep pool with a eight placed conveniently right next to it!!!
Sakura: Heh Heh Heh. (Leaves with Ino)
Sasuke: (Comes back with cookies and gives them to GG and Angel)
Maddie: Okay, next would be... gaarafangirl91!
Gaarafangirl91: I dare Sasuke (sorry!) to read a yaoi fanfic, of any pairing, as punishment for reading Trisha's e-mails!
Sasuke: (Dances and steals the computer from Sai)
Sai: Hey! I just sold that painting on there of you! Give that back!
Sasuke: (Dances again) No. (Logs on and reads yaoi fic)
Trisha: What story are you reading? (Walks over)
Sasuke: -_-' (Quickly dances and points to screen)
Trisha: (Scans over screen and slowly backs away with an expression like this: O.O) (Mouths, "SasuNaru" to everyone)
Everyone: O_O
Gaarafangirl91: Okay, next. Um... I dare everyone to be nicer to Tobi!
GG: WOO!
Everyone: (Starts bowing down to Tobi)
Tobi: TEEHEE!!! (Hugs Gaarafangirl91 and GG)
GG/Gaarafangirl91: ^_^
Maddie: Alright, time for... CrystalDragon791!
CrystalDragon791: I dare everyone to claim Sakura as the High Queen Ruler Person!
Trisha: I am not abiding to the rules she makes!
Sakura: (Suddenly dressed like a Queen and wearing a crown and holding a scepter) (Hold scepter up in the air then lowers it and a huge cage drops down onto the ground over Trisha) EVERYONE! MAKE A BREAK FOR IT!
Everyone except Darers and Sasuke: (Runs for door)
Sasuke: (Jumps in front of them, starting to turn into his psycho side from the curse mark)
Everyone: O_O;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
Sasuke: Get. Back. Now.
Trisha: Sasuke-kun, come help me!!!
Sasuke: -_- (Dances over and flips cage off of her)
Trisha: THANK-YOU! (Hugs him)
Sasuke: (Picks her up bridal style [And dancing... -_-'] puts her down on the bed, laying next to her)
Everyone: (Does as told, murmuring amongst themselves)
CrystalDragon791: Now that that's over... I dare Konan and Sai to have a random ultimate showdown!!! Origami versus ink! WOO!
(Showdown happens, and Sai wins)
Sai: Is there a prize?
CrystalDragon791:I never actually thought about that...
Maddie: Hm... (Glances over at Trisha and Sasuke) (Whispers to CrystalDragon791)
CrystalDragon791: Ohhhh!!! (Whispers something to Sai)
Sai: SWEET! I GET TO KISS ALOOF!
Trisha: (Asleep)
Sasuke: No you don't.
Sai: But Naruto got to!
Sasuke: (Slightly dances) No.
Sai: (Pouts)
CrystalDragon791: (Whispers: Do it anyway)
Sai: Okay! ^_^ (Runs over and quickly kisses Trisha on the cheek, then runs for his life)
Trisha: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL I HAVE A BOYFRIEND YOU KNOW! (points to Sasuke)
Trisha: (Calms down) Okay, now for our last darer! CrazyBoutAnime!
CrazyBoutAnime: Yay! Naruto has to get a tattoo on his bk saying SASUKES B*TCH!
Trisha: Didn't he get a tattoo once already??? (Doesn't bother looking back at chapters) Whatever! Here we go! (Grabs the tattoo pen thingy)
(Everything goes dark... then we hear a loud high pitched scream)
Naruto: (Now has a tattoo and is crying)
CrazyBoutAnime: Kiba has to give up Akamaru for a while and keep a pet cat!
Kiba: WOO! Isn't that like... my first dare?
Trisha: More or less, yeah!
Kiba: But... Akamaru...
Akamaru: Bark Bark! (T_T)
Kiba: Trisha, can you take care of Akamaru for a while?
Trisha: Of course. (Picks up Akamaru)
Kiba: (Gets a pet Siamese who starts hissing and scratching him) Ow! Ow! **!!!
CrazyBoutAnime: Shino has to eat one of his bugs!
Shino: Huh?
CrazyBoutAnime: You have to eat one of your bugs!
Shino: No.
CrazyBoutAnime: Yes!
Shino: No.
CrazyBoutAnime: Yes.
Shino: No.
(Pause as Trisha hands Akamaru to Sasuke)
Trisha: YES!!!!!!!!!!!! (Shoves a bug in Shino's mouth and tapes it shut)
Shino: O_O (Swallows)
CrazyBoutAnime: Sakura has to dye her hair green!
Sakura: ...fine... (Trisha dyes Sakura's hair green) At least it'll go back!
Trisha: Kukukukuku... (Holds up the bottle of hair dye and it says permanent on it)
CrazyBoutAnime: Tobi has to change his mask!
Tobi: Okay! ^^ (Changes mask to be rainbow colored)
Trisha: -_-'
CrazyBoutAnime: (Hands Gaara-kun cookies) (Blushing madly)
Gaara: Thank....you...
Trisha: Hm... (Sneaks behind CrazyBoutAnime and pushes her into Gaara, making her kiss him) Kukukukuku! (Sneaks off and quickly kisses Sasuke on the lips, then sitting down on her bed)
CrazyBoutAnime: O///////O
Gaara: o///////o
Trisha: OH WAIT! I HAVE TO END THIS!
Sasuke: Yeah... sadly (Kisses her)
Trisha: (Smiles) I love you.
Sasuke: (Dances) -_-' I love you too.
Naruto: (Somehow untied) (Holds up a sign that says 'Awwww' on it)
Everyone: (Mummers 'Awwww')
Trisha: Okay! Time to go! Thanks for making the 10th chapter possible! (Turns to CrazyBoutAnime) Sorry If I got the wrong idea with you and Gaara!
Trisha: Alright! I love you all! Keeps reviewing!!! ^^
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