Hi! I'm so sorry I haven't updated anything in… forever! Goodness, my brain has had a shut-down these past weeks! First I had a cough, which isn't really a good excuse, then I got sick to my stomach, then I had test-exams (I don't know if you have a word, or even something like, for it), and before and during all of this, I have this great novel I hope to get published someday, so I won't tell you anything about it. Okay, sorry about that… I do not own Zelda, and probably never will.
"Link, please tell me how we got into this position." Zelda buried her face in her arms, trying not to groan with frustration.
Link sat grinning across his queen's back. "Aw, don't worry, Zel!" he cooed. "I'll give you a backrub to make up for it!"
"Don't you…!" Zelda stopped short when the Hero sitting on her began massaging her shoulders. Link knew just how tense her majesty was, so he also knew that getting those muscles massaged was a heaven for the young queen; he could already see her ears droop in relaxation.
"Don't I what?" Link asked, breathing into Zelda's ear. "Dare actually giving you some time to just be the young woman you actually are? Believe me, it's hard not to notice."
Zelda looked down, blushing furiously. "Link…" she muttered, shifting uneasily underneath the young man. "That is not something you tell your queen…"
"I know…" his warm breath curled around her face, sending miniature tremors down the length of her body. "Nor am I supposed to do… this!" 'this' was licking Zelda's ear and bolting for the nearest gate. If he hadn't been laughing as hard as he was, he might have been terrified.
He had no reason to be though, as Zelda had just gotten into a sitting position with a hand pressed to her left ear, still wet with saliva as it was. She looked thoroughly… wondering? A small smile curled her lips, her eyes glistened with an unspoken question, and her frown was one of gentle bemusement rather than one of disapproval. "That…" she whispered for her own ears only. "Felt strangely nice…" the sweet smile turned into a smirk. "But he's still going to pay! Oh, yes he is!" with an evil cackle, the young queen set to making plans of revenge… entailing some torture of the more inappropriate form and a magic ball thrown after him… not to mention a tackle into the royal duck pond.
So… what did you think? Worth forgiving me for? (Puppy eyes.) I promise I'll update faster next time! Maybe even sometime this weekend! Just don't expect too much… By the way… am I the only one that thinks the part with Link sitting atop a blushing Zelda would just make the cutest fan art? Too bad I can't draw… somebody has an account on a website for art and the ability to draw? Please tell me if you'd like to make a drawing of this. ^_^ It'd make my day!