Chapter 10: Yuji Naka made his flight, but they lost his luggage
Yo! Yo! This is MC Wei Wei gettin you up ta speed!
Sanic has been knocked fo' three dayz now, nahmeean, biatch? Da footbizzle game has gone almost no where, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho. With tha crews chillin fo' most of tha time since Ebony was thrown at dem wild-ass muthafuckas. MEHz crew so far is losin even mo' since Sonic was gone. Their pimp had been chillin on tha floor like a cold-ass lil pussaaaaay tha whole time. Nintendo is struck wit fear afta a cold-ass lil call from they pimp. My fuckin idiot fool n' tha so called 'chosen one' is still up in dat bathroom stall up in tha dogg pound. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! A giant demon turkey known as Turkoth is on tha lose. One nurse, a chronic haired idiot, n' bout five anthropomorphic muthafuckas might be Turkothz freshly smoked up suckas. Muthafuckas is gettin capped as I speak. My fuckin other two idiot fools was hustlin round wit lil pimps detectives instead of cleanin like I holla'd at them!... Monstas done been appearin everywhere, so peek-a-boo, clear tha way, I be comin' thru fo'sho fo' realz. A giant one was still beatin tha livin shiznit outta hood yo, but not like mah playas straight-up cares. Two n' a half horses had dropped tha whole dizzle up in traffic. Kat n' crew is stuck up in tha elevator. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Wu has been actin strange recently fo' some reason lookin fo' one of mah thugs named Sarah. Lord Yuji Naka, along wit dat Nintendo principal, has gone on vacation yo, but no one realizes dat just yet. That crew is still lookin fo' they white cat. That Nintendo hustla n' mah half fool have wandered round aimlessly. Meatbun kid wit tha mask has gone missing. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Student Council supervisor has kicked it wit wit a shitty fate. Those anouncers done been starvin and- Hmm? Yes?
~~Tales's POV~~
"That was a WIRED announcement." Tales said as he rubbed himself in the locker room showers.
Although he had to admit the announcement was right. Sonic had been gone for three days. After taking like svern minoots or so Tales finally found out the anoucer had said that. The new guy was pretty hard to understand compared to the last guy, Slippy Toad. Even so Tales thought he sounded cool. The guy just got him. So in the times you know? If you don't then-
"Tales look out!" Yeiled Silver from behind him.
Turning around he instantly got hit in the face a piceve of paper. It had a weird picture of guy with a baby's face taped over his. Either was the paper hurt. "You hazto callsz them buy their skool namesa!"
Tales fell on the ground and saw the surcity guard with thesw won arm. "But I DIDN'T even SAY anything."
"But you thought it."
"Hey, moron! Phone for you!" Shadow called for outside the showers.
Tales got up and ran for twh phone. But when he got out he as hitter again. By!... Rouge. But she didn't mean to hit him, no its just that her boobies were just so fuvking big it always wackd everyone out of twh way when she walked. Like rright biw. "Shadow here the emerald now where's my money."
Wordlessly Shadow gabe Rouge a backslap sticking the money on her face. Rouge responded with shoving the emerald up his ass before walking out of the locker room destroying it in the process. "Damn not here!" Said Shadow running into the one of the bathroom stalls.
Tales then pissed himself because Rouge scared him.
He walked over to the phone and picked it up. "HellO!?"
"TaLeS i KnOw YoU sAiD eNeRbEaM!"
He paled. How did sensei always know!? "Um… I cAN explaIN THIS?"
Somehow by an unknown force Jack Atlas defied logic and punched Tales in the face though the phone before hanging up. "ow!" Tales said.
"Oh look at that! Silver dropped the soap!" Yelled Bark.
"Let's get him boys!" Yelled Lyric.
"Ah!"
"Block the exit!" Yelled Eggrobo.
"It's no juice!" yelled Silver in fear.
"I can show the moves I use on Froggy now. It'll be fun." Big said.
"Nooooooo!"
For the next several minutes Tales laid there in pain listening to Silvers cries. After a half an hour Tales heard, "NOOOOoooooOooo!" From Shadow who was still at the toilet. He heard flushing right after the scream. "Damn fourth chaos emerald!" he then heard the Mario pipe sound, and more toilet flushing. "Damn not here!" Tales heard Shadow distantly yell below.
Tales sat up and rubbed his nose. The impact from the punch hurt, but it also for some reason made him really hungry. Seeing as he had 30 minutes before they go back into the field Tales decided to go to the snack bar.
As he left Tales heard Silver scream, "NoooOoooOOOOOOo! Not… now…"
Closing the locker room door Tales walked passed his still napping coach up the stairs. He could still smell the terrible smell from that weird goffick cheerleader earlier. The stench refused to leave the air. Pulling down his googles over his eyes to keep them from watering he suffered through it. 'Maybe Sonic is lucky not to-' but before he could finish that thought… "Theirs skoooooool namsadd!" Tales was then hit in teh fave and was sent tumbling all the way back down stairs. "Owie…"
MEANWHILE AT THE SNACK BAR…
big TEH kittennnnnnnnnnnnnnn's face was spit on. Inafune grinned in joy as he reached over the counter, passed the cash register, and pushed big out of the way.
"So my foot is stuck, the dog is squealing, and I have half a pie left…" said Woody from Toy Story at a random table sitting next to a bunch of ogres.
Back in line Inafune looked down from behind the counter to his hand. The phone finished ringing and the voicemail played, "Um… Inafune? Come on I know you're on the other side of this phone! Pick up! Come on man what are we gonna do with this kid man!" In the background of the voice mail a kid yelling "I'm Number 9! Not Meganman!" The man calling sighed. "For the love of god Inafune call back and this time don't say you're delaying it again!"
Inafune began to laugh maniacally.
(A/N: Ok soooo… if anyone is wondering wha happened to Kat or waht is happeinng to her, wel… sont worry so much. Kat is around, it was just decided to focus more on the oter character s thqt really matter like Bigs and stuff.)
At the back of the line was Ebony Darkness Dementia Raven Way,
who was wearing a black shirt. It had a skull on the front and blood was gushing out of the skulls eye sockets, nose holes, and ear holes. Over the. Shirt she wore a black leather jacket that said "MCR" on the back with purple lettering. She wore a torn up short skirt that looked like she was in an epic battle. It had red marks everywhere and was extremely ripped. Under that she wore long purple and hot pink striped socks that went up to her thighs. She had on black combat boots, she stopped wearing foundation back she was pale enough anyways, TON of eyeliner, black lipstick, black nail polish, a small choke collar, and her hair was a little wavy going down her mid-back,
and Sarah not Palin,
who was still an angle.
The last time the two ran into each other Shara accidentally smacked Ebony so hard Ebony few into the middle of the football field and passed out. Sarah not Palin had no time to say sorry because the dumb liberal atheists were right behind her. Sarah not Palin thought was something strange about them. She couldn't quite put her finger on it, but the look in their eyes almost made it look as though…
"WTF Draco!1!1" Enoby screamed into her phone.
Sarah not Palin jumped back losing her train of thought. Looking at Ebony, Sarah not Palin said, "That's not a very nice thing to say. If God wasn't captured by Obamer he wouldn't very happy aboth tat."
Ebony said "hold on" to the person she was talking with on the phone and glared at Sarah not Palin. "u no wat? I don fuking car u stipid perp!1!?1111" she srecmed dramatically.
Everyone in the food court looked over at them. Ebony gave them the middle finger. Suddenly it began snowing and raining outside. There was also some hail mixed in. Everyone suddenly got sad, which made Ebony very happy. Sarah not Palin frowned. Getting out of line she went over to the window. TheThen she saw something big, and very small at the bottom. The worst part…. It was red. "Oh no the gay-liberal-atheists!" she ran away cackling.
Ebony went back to talking on the phone when the big red thing Sarah not Palin saw it was… …. …. ….. ….. … Kkkkkkkkkknuckles!1?
"Ow! Thert wsa wired…" Kkkkkkkuckles said covered in snow, hail, and rain that turned into ice.
Kkkkkkkuckles was then pushed over as the door sung open. A pair of Japanese guys walked in. Oddly enough everyone could actually understand them. "That certainly was strange. Almost as if nature itself decided to go against the flow…" the one in white hiding half his face said.
"Or this place is freaking nuts! I mean did you see those guys running away from that giant ass turkey earlier! Or what about the fires that seem to happen out of nowhere!? Or…." The one in black with a blue scarf(?) yelled as the two went over to a random table.
Kkkkkkkkuckles got up from the ground only to be pushed back down as the door opened again. Two more people came, this time a pair of Chinese guys in blue walked in. The shorter of the two was shivering like crazy while the taller of the two offered his scarf. "T-Th-Thank y-you." The shorter one said taking the scarf.
"No problem. I figured something was off about the weather. I'll order everyone's lunch, and you try to warm up alright." The tall one said getting in line as the short one went to the nearest table.
Kkkkkkuckles was about to get up when the door opened again. This time it was a Nintendo student, Marth. He looked over and saw Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkuckles on the floor. "Oh I'm sorry!" Marth said as he went over to help Kkkkkkkkkkkkuckles up, but the door sung open again knocking Marth down along with Kkkkkkkkkkkkcuckles. As well as a waitress carrying a tray with six soup bowls on it. The soup went flying everywhere. It burned several people severely. The short Chinese guy from earlier wasn't cold anymore.
Tales, covered in bruises and cuts came in and got in line. His googles were over his eyes for some reason. On the floor Kkkkkkkkkkkkcuckles along with Marth and the waitress looked at the door. Before any of them did anything it swung open again. So hard in fact that it swept them off the floor and crushed them against the wall behind it. Or they would have if there was a wall. It was, in fact, a window. Tales turned around to see…. … … …. …. … …. Stormy the Bird… and a lot of blood. Everyone, who wasn't screaming about their soup burns, in the Snack Bar looked over in fear. Storm began to push people out of line starting with Tales. He graved him by the tales and swung him around over head for five minutes before flinging him in a random direction. Tales landed on the two Japanese guys from earlier table.
Storm then body slammed the person in front of Tales, which was a some guy named… Tim? Timmy? No, wait it was Gah. Yup. Gah. Yeah. He body slammed Gah into the ground creating a crater in the ground. It also took out several others that were ahead of Gah. The tall Chinese guy from earlier, just barely missed getting hit turned around. He yelped in fear as he saw Stormy rushing his way. Before being able to move he was uppercutted into the ceiling. Stormy then headbutted the next person in line. Sending the poor recipient flying towards the other people in line until the line no longer existed. Storm walked up to the counter and slammed his hands on it. He lifted it over his head, the cash register part surprisingly being the only part still attached to the ground, and flung it backwards. Poor Tales screamed in pain as it had landed on him. Inafune stood firm, laughing even more hysterically than before.
The bird and the Japanese man stared at each other for a moment. Then…
"Have you seen a green hawk, about this tall, around here?" Storm asked politely in his stupid voice.
Inafune stopped laughing. He then jumped over the cash register and kicked Storm in the face making him fly out the window Kkkkkkkkkkknuckles and the others were flung out of earlier. Clapping his hands in satisfaction Inafune walked back behind the register and crouched down behind it.
He was not seen for the rest of that day.
Over by Tales the two Japanese guys from earlier looked at the whole scene. The one in black looked over at his companion, "See, this place is fucking nuts."
Tales emerged from the rubble of the counter. "Ow…" he mumbled rubbing his head. A bowl of soup then landed at his feet. Surprisingly enough none of it flew out of the bowl. The whole thing was in tact. Shrugging his shoulders Tales picked up a nearby spoon and began to eat the soup happily.
Just then Dr. Mario came in and saw the place. Seeing many people injured and in pain, he stood for a moment.
Wordlessly he walked out.
"... and that's how I ended up here." Woody from Toy Story said finishing up his story from earlier.
MEANWHILE AT THE STATE PRISON...
"Okay I want you three to stay here and keep our new guest company." Said Yusei as he locked the door to the cell.
After a several day struggle with the new inmate, named Zhang Fei, by the alcohol supply Yusei decided he needed a goddamn break. He made it his damn mission to keep the milk safe during those long days, so now that it was all over he decided he was going to help himself to some of that milk. But of course to insure nothing ELSE went wrong with the new inmate Yusei called over his three newest cell guards; Yusaku, Takeru, and Ryoken. Sure they were just hired 5 minutes ago but fuck it he wanted his damn milk! Turning to his new employees Yusei told them, "Make sure he stays out of trouble." And with that Yusei left.
Yasaku sighed and just decided to stare at the new inmate. Ryoken did the same while crossing his arms. Takeru coughed and copied them. After about two minutes of silence Takeru cleared his throat. "So uh... nice day huh."
Yusaku glanced over but said nothing. Ryoken turned and nodded. "Not bad temperature either."
Takeru smiled. "Yeah good thing too. It would suck if it was too hot in here."
"You play with fire all the time. You never get hot."
"Oh yeah that's right."
The three stood outside the cell as Zhang Fei "napped" his sorrows away. Dude was so hammered that it's honestly a miracle that he is even still alive right now. Another silence came over the three guards. Ryoken at some point pulled out a Switch and a pair of headphones. Takeru every so often flicked his eyes over to the screen. Suddenly the phone rang. Yusaku being the closest picked it up.
"Hello?"
"Hi. Um my computer won't turn on."
"Have you tried the power button?"
"... Oh! It turned on thank you!"
Yusaku calmly hung up the phone. But just as he did so the phone rang again.
"Hello?"
"Uh... Hello. Is it true that it's not butter?"
"No."
Hang up. Then another ring.
"Hello?"
"DEATHS TO YOU DEBTS!"
"Okay."
"Wait you aren't Luds! Sorry about that heh heh..."
Tone. Up. Ring.
"Hello?"
"Hello, I like money."
Up. Ring.
"Hello?"
"I would like to know if a Mr. Fei is there."
"Yes."
"Okay great thank you."
Tone. Up. ANOTHER RING.
"Hello?"
"Heeeeeellllllloooooo Playmaker-Sama~!"
"Bye Ai."
As Yusaku hung up for the sixth time another ring came. Frustrated and annoyed Yusaku ripped the phone out of the wall. Just then Akaba Reiji came into the room holding a phone. "Fujiki. Phone call for you."
Yusaku angrily walked over and took the phone. "WHAT!?" he yelled.
"So I take that as a no to hot dogs tonight."
"Kusanagi-san... just make the hot dogs."
"Okay gotcha!" the line then went dead.
~~Kat's POV~~
Kat sat bored out of her mind. Not only was she stuck in this stupid ass elevator but she was also hungry. She hadn't eatten in 5 hours. If Megaman didn't mutter something about food earlier she wouldn't have remebered that she had not eatten despite that her stomache had been growling for a while now. The red guy on the floor who was bleeding woke up and said something about a portal or some shit but Kat didn't care. She just wanted food and then find HER blue heggie with the scarf (ascot. banndana. handtowel. whatever it is). Zero then stood up and gently moved Megaman off the bench before standing on it. Taking out his sword he began to cut the ceiling. "Wat u doing Zebra?" Kat asked bored as all hell.
"Making an escape route."
"y?"
"Hell if I'm gonna be stuck in an elevator all day."
Kat thought about it. Getting out of here would be nice. ANd gettiing away from the weird guy, the red guy, and that other dumb ass would be nice. There was a loud thump above the elevator car. Some muffled talking could be heard.
"Shit that was a close one!"
"I told you to be careful!"
"Now now calm down honors student. I'll have you know I used to do this sort of thing for a living."
"Yes I know."
"Right now lets see... ah here we go." the car jiggled a bit then began to move down again.
"Woah!"
"Don't worry kid I got you." some shuffling. "Okay let's get going."
"Shouldn't we check to make sure who's ever in the elevator is okay?"
"Nah." And soon their voice got further and further away.
"Huh what luck." Zero said putting his sword away and getting off the bench.
Kat then stoood and took Megaman's hand then Zero's. "FUk this place! I'm bored!" Yeilded Kat and beforethr three othem knew it they where outside by the cheerleaders. captani KKKKkkkkknuckles was doing his thing while the rest followed. "Heyz!" Kat said.
Cwis tontike turned fell because he got distracted by Kat. IronMaiden was flung up into the sky by Kkkkkunkckles. There was a loud explosion. Followed by a plane falling out of the sky towards the highway. IronMadaine wasn't seen for the rest of the day. Ebony sneered at Kat. Of course she would be late to the game the bich she thought. Kat looked ovar at the football game and saw that her hedge wasn't there still. Where is he?
Off in the distance she could hear shouting.
"YOUR MOVEMENTS LACK GRACE~!"
"I AM ON THE TOILET OF COURSE THEY WOULD! GET OUT!"
"HOPELESSNESS IS NOT A THING OF BEAUTY...~"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
Kat was drawnaway from the distant shoutung wheen Zero emotionllessly uttereed. "Of course she could teleport this entire time. Why not. Why freaking not. Ha. Ha ha hah hahahahahahahahaaha." Soon his emotionless laughter tunred into him screaming in frustration into his hands before scilently slumping onto the ground.
Megaman who was slumped on the ground next to Zero patted his head. "There there."
Kat decied to let them have there moment since she was feeling nice. Afteer all this is her possie she had to have sSOme kind of leeway with them. But only some. She still had to show them who was in charge every now and then after all. Kat walked up to the rest of the cheer squad who where still doing their thing despite IronMadions absence. They were doinf teh pyramid. Kat too this chance and jumped up perfectly while doing some awmesly cool alss flips and roolls in the air. Landing on her tipyoes on top of the pyramid. What mad it better iis that wanna be Eboony was at the bottom. Hell yeah only Kat could have the spotlite. THe crowed cheered loud. Maybe a little too loud. Like so loud that some glass windows cracked. Off in the distance someone screamed abou there glasses and their eyes. But I'm sure there fine. After all they aren't a mian characker after all. So who gives a sht about them right5!?
MEANWHILE
Tales wattched shadow and silver have a somber moment. "SILVER YOU FUOOOKEN SUCK DIC!" yeilded Shadoo
"I'm sowry shads. I know I let the chaso emerald get away but you have to under stand tere was a giant turkey and i got scared." wimpered Silver.
"Excuses silver!11"
Tales yawned and loooked over at their sleep foootball couch Vegetales and wondered "why am I here again?"
Unfortunaty his question was unanswerable and so their was no answer to befound. Was this put here becaouse the authoures forgot what the hwll they were doing with this and all the multupile plot points going on? Perhaps (yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee) but never the less all all of that, Thus this entire little moment here was completely pointless and eefectivly wasted mine, the narrators, time and yours, the reader, time. Don't you feel happy you read this now? Um I mean….
Kkkkkkkkkkkkkkknuckles ssuddenly crashed intothe wall and landed on top of tales beofre he could get all questionly again. "Owie…" muttered tales. And so the day was dsaved by the power puff knuckels! YAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYT^UGU
Also cantorforget that Shaow's catchphrase "yOu'Re SuCh A kLuTz SiLvEr."
AND so nothing really important happened on the third day that Sanic was unconsus. Muders? Fires? I dunno what your are talking about that stuff never happened… okay fine!
MEANWHILE WITH TEH GEY-LIBRAS
"FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" and then another part of the stands exploed with fire. How and why? That was tier secerest.
ELSEWHERE WITH THE DETECTIVES
"I'm huuuuunnnnngry!" complained the blacked haired one.
The blue haired one said nothing as he looked at the fire burning from across the unnecessarily large football field. Watching as all the players basically beat the ever living shit out of each other rather than actually play the game. It was as though this whole thing was an excuse to fight. But that's just silly. Maybe.
Meanwhile the blond haired one, the Chairman, sat with his head in his hands. For this case was going nowhere and the stadium was just too large for the three of them (well five if he counted his two missing Chinese companions that mysteriously never came back from their trip to the snack bar) to continue to fruitlessly chase after. The data bases they checked earlier off screen proved to be just as useless as there was no Sara attending either school.
As our blond 8 year old continued to brood the blacked haired boy obsessed with food fell asleep unaware of the red light pointing at his forehead. Our blue haired ninja sensed something was amiss and before he could react the poor black haired chef was shot in the head, killed instantly. The Chairman didn't notice, too lost in his own misery to react to anything around him. The ninja looked around frantically and saw a suspicious shadow moving rapidly across the stands. Seeing as his the Chairman was too out of it, he took it upon himself to chase after his friends killer.
Dangerously running across the field, where all the players were beating each other up, the boy ran quickly as to not lose sight of the killer. But unfortunately for him the killer was too prepared. As he reached the 20th yard line there was a suspicious click to be heard before suddenly…..
The main field erupted with flames as the explosion happened. It was at this point the Chairman finally snapped out of his stupor and saw the chaos around him. To his left Akira was dead of a head shot, and out in the middle of the field the only remains of Suoh was a huge splatter of blood. Surprisingly enough the students of MEH and Nintendo were fine, and the crowd roared with more cheers as it happened. All of this happened too quickly.
Stiffly the Chairman stood from his seat. He chuckled a bit. Grinning he spun around and looked a few seats behind him where the real Chairman, Nokoru, sat with lifeless eyes dead, as he had been from the very beginning.
Playing as the detective boy was rather annoying. Honestly it was a good thing the other two were just really tall 8 year olds, otherwise they probably would have noticed that their chairman was dead not long after they arrived here. Those Chinese men were lucky they had been sent away for a stupid errand otherwise this would have been a bigger mess than it needed to be.
Oh well lucky me, the "Chairman" thought to himself. Rubbing his face some of the face makeup he wore came off revealing two distinct marks on his cheeks. Pulling out a walkie-talkie the man spoke into it, "They're all dead. Mission Accomplished."
"Yeah I saw! Nice going Ca-"
"Code names remember."
"Uh right- Nice going Bubble Buddy! Me and Master just got the call from HQ, meet up on the roof and lets get out of here."
"Roger that Clackers. See you in a bit."
Putting the walkie-talkie away BB looked at the sight around him and sighed. "I dunno what's more stupid, the fact that our set up was too complex for something way too easy or that no one realized I was twice their size the entire time." Shaking his head, "Well I suppose it doesn't matter now." And with that BB went on his way to find the nearest set of stairs.
Back at the scene at the seat where BB sat was a simple sign that read: DON'T DO DRUGS.
Finally on that note was the only notable thing that happened on the third day that Sanic was knocked out.
END OF CHAPTER 10