This drabble was inspired and heavily patterned after The Very Secret Diaries of Aragorn, Son of Arathorn by Cassie Claire.
The Very Secret Diary of Prince Zuko of The Fire Nation
Day 1
Got banished.
Cheek hurts.
Still not king.
Day 2
Cheek still hurts.
Ocean is v. flat.
Will be hard to become king if stuck out here.
Day 17
Father's a jerk.
Cheek hurts less.
Not king today either.
Day 452
Learning to play sungi horn.
Do not see how this will help me become king, but ocean is v. boring.
Day 794
Seal meat tastes like chicken.
Discovered the Avatar!
But still not king.
Day 795
Avatar got away.
Shall commence with chasing him.
Am v. unhappy about stillnotbeing king yet.
Day 811
Avatar got away again.
When am king, will employ massive F.N. Navy to eliminate pirates. All of them.
Day 848
Still chasing Avatar.
Still not king.
Day 877
Still not king, dammit.
Chances for kingship looking grim.
Frostbite's a bitch.
Plus side: Zhoa dead!
note to self: be nicer to koi fish