Friday 3:47

Guess what?

Schools starting!

Yay!

Do you have spirit?

Cause I sure as hell don't.

Why the hell do we even need to go to school? It's not like Smash is a game for the brain like Big Brain Academy. You're basically fighting people to the death, Nintendo style. So what's the big deal? Why have a school when the "students" are fighters?

That's so stupid.

Fuck you Mario.

But anyway, the fact that my dad agrees with me on this one is a milestone. In fact, he and Palutena got into an argument about how school is worthless. Unfortunately, in the end, Palutena won the argument (which sucks ass).

Pencils.

Faggots (teachers).

Dances (I'm not attending any of them).

Band (taking all my time).

Test and Projects (that will make me pull my hair out).

Standardized testing (that will give me white hairs).

All this bullshit I have to deal with for the dumbest of reasons. I can't deal with this shit right now. School is hell. Who the fuck wants to sit in a room for 8 hours listening to some asshole go on about algebra? When in the hell am I, a dark angel, going to need to know about the circumference of a circle with a radius of 36?

I have BIGGER things to deal with!

But of course, we can't forget all the assholes in the school.

Jocks.

Nerds.

Bitches.

Studs.

Geeks.

Goths.

Emos.

Goody two-shoes.

Ass kissers (A.K.A. Teacher's pets. A.K.A. Robin).

Idiots.

Weirdos.

"Popular" kids.

Plastic surgery wannabes (most pretty girls).

Anti-social outcasts.

Social butterflies (A.K.A. I can't seem to ever shut the fuck up).

Wise guys.

Bullies.

Wimps.

Over-achievers.

Control freaks.

Perverts.

I can think of three people for every category. What I'm praying for is that I'm in Mr. McCloud's homeroom. Fox is best teacher ever. When we finish early, we just can do whatever (as long as it's permitted by the school). He also understands his students. Not like Mr. Luigi.

He has absolutely no chill.

I pray to Game & Watch that I don't have him for homeroom. Otherwise, my school year will be the equivalent of a year in hell.

What also pisses me off is that a lot of people now just want to have a girlfriend or boyfriend in school to prove something to someone or something.

If that's not an attention whore, then I don't know what is. Maybe cheerleaders are closer but still. Who the hell would want a whiney bitch or bastard you barely know to be constantly grabbing your ass?

If a teacher caught you and your "honey" doing shit like that, then your ass would be grass at that point. For some reason, the school has a strict "No Public Display of Relationships" rule. Apparently, something really bad happened a few years ago which is what put that rule in motion (maybe someone decided to get freaky… I don't know). My point being, people need to keep that shit to themselves.

I don't give two fucks about you and your "girlfriend".

I can't even give ONE.

What sucks the most is that "mom" (for some ungodly reason) decided to put me and Pit into advanced classes.

Great! More work!

Thanks Mom! (You two-faced bitch).

Sonic, Mac, and Roy are sharing my pain. None of us want to go to school. But it's required (because of freaking Mario). Robin seems to actually like school.

This is why he'll always be a loser in my book.

NOBODY is supposed to like school.

I guess Robin is that one scrub who does.

Not even Kirby likes school.

So there's definitely something wrong with Robin.

Shulk and Lucina are indifferent about school. Sometimes (Never) it's good. Sometimes (Almost always) it's bad. Either way, they still need to go.

Well, I need to go get supplies with "mom" (even though they'll just get lost throughout the school year).

~Dark Pit~