A/N: I'm so glad you LOVE my story! I hope you really LOVE this chapter, too. Just in case, let me tell you what has happened so far. Santana and Brittany hate each other, but they really love each other, and they're engaged. Then they broke up over ice cream, but they got engaged again. Then Santana had some whores. Brittany is a badass with a ruler. Santana and her mom and her grandma really like Britt's ruler. Then Brittany has a dog. He talks and he's from a convent. Tina's dead b/c a beam fell on her. ON WITH THE STORY.

Shout Outs!

Naya's Boobs - I agree. That's why I commissioned an artist to whip up a rendering of Brittana and The Ruler.

Guestford Guestenlooper - Hi.

Meow - Santana wasn't featured heavily in last chapter because of some contractual issues. Don't worry, they've been resolved. And, let's pretend date for a while and see how it goes. I've been jumping into pretend marriages really quickly lately.

NightHoodies1 (8) - Breadstix. 1 o'clock. Warning: I'll be ordering the shrimp.

NightHoodies1 (9) - Everybody wants a ruler, Nighthoodies1. Everybody. I have an extra, I'll give it to you at lunch.

"You are like candy girl." - The Archies

"I'm British," Santana said, over a cup of tea, pinky high in the air. "I like things like The Clash, cucumber sandwiches, and watching royalty kiss on balconies."

"That's sounds like a whole lot of fun," Brittany said meekly. "I wish I was British, too."

"But you're not," Santana said. "If you were, I'd kick your arse, in honour of the Queen."

"Hi girls," Rachel Faberry said as she came in from the loo. "Sorry I took so long in the loo."

"That's okay, Rachel," Brittany said. "I'm sorry we expected you to come back sooner, when obviously you needed exactly the amount of time you were in there."

"Rachel, if you took one more second, I was prepared to come into the loo and kick your arse. Just like Prince Harry would," Santana said while nibbling on her english muffin and wearing her Union Jack babydoll tee. "Rachel, why are you here? What do you want?"

"I'll tell you what i want. What I really really want."

"So tell me what you want. What you really really want."

"I wanna, I wanna, I really really really wanna zig-a-zig ahhh."

"I'll go find you one immediately," Brittany said, hopping out of her chair. "I want nothing more than to please you milady."

"Oh, sit down you bloody bugger, we've got to get to uni." Santana said.

Santana Lopez, Rachel Faberry, and Brittany Pierce all left the room for the lecture that they had to go to. Because they were in university.

"Aren't you so glad we've made it to university? And together?" Rachel asked. "It's nice that we all applied ourselves to our high school education and didn't let anything distract us from finishing high school. I mean, we were always the Holy Trinity"

"I agree," Santana said. "We are the Holy Trinity, except the times I'm kicking arse."

"Yeah, I really wish you would stop the violence, Santana. It's makes me awfully uncomfortable" Brittany said to Santana, while they were waiting in the lecture hall.

"Oh shut the bloody hell up, Brittany!" Santana said. "Just because your a gentle soul who wouldn't hurt a fly. Even if the bloody thing started it."

"Okay, class!" David Martinez said. "Time for Spanish 101!"

"But I'm Brit!" Santana said. "How did I get in this class?"

"Hey!" Tina Cohen-Chang sat in the chair behind Rachel Faberry. "Brittany, do you have a ruler I could borrow for Spanish class?"

"I don't have a ruler!" Brittany said. "Why would you think I had a ruler?"

"I don't know," Tina said. "Hey do you guys remember when Rachel and I fell in love and everyone called us Ratina?"

A/N: Tina is weird in this chapter... :/

"Santana, do you know the answer to the question that I'm actually asking in Spanish?" David Martinez asked in Spanish class, for their university course. It's a university course, of course.

"Once i got acupuncture and construction mixed up. It was the only time i nailed someone without it being sexual?" Santana answered in perfectly translated Spanish.

"One time I got pinned underneath a trolley," Brittany said.

"Do you like Spanish rice?" Tina Cohen Chang asked. "Because I do."

A/N: Told you Tina was weird.

"Spanish rice is actually totally delish," Brittany said to her. "I have some in my backpack." She said as she went through her bag, pulling out a seemingly animated map along with the spanish rice. "Look guys! My map has something to show us! Want to go on an adventure?"

"COOL!" Tina and Santana both excitedly shouted, interuppting the lecture.

"I'm so glad we were the Holy Trinity in high school!" Tina said to both Santana and Brittany.

"Lets go!" Rachel said as she grabbed Santana and Brittany and hurridly left the lecture hall.

"Fine, go without me!" Tina said.

"Ok!" Brittany said. "If Mr. Martinez asks, tell him we went to Taco Bell."

Suddenly the three girls found themselves in a map of a magical forest following a map of a magical forest following a talking dog. It was magical, just like the map. Also like the magical forest, in which they were following a magical map.

"This is so cool! I'm so glad we were the Holy Trinity in high school!" Tina said to both Brittany and Rachel.

"Fine go without me!" Santana pouted. "Is it because I'm Britt?"

A/N: Tina was so weird in this chapter that I had to cut it short. Sorry! Fave lines in this one? Mine was when Brittany got pinned underneath a trolley, but yours is probably different. I'd love to hear your thoughts in a nice review.. Remember how happy they make me in the pants...at night... and late at night...I also wear sunglasses at night. So does Tina, that weirdo. But it's not weird when I do it. Just when she does. Everything Tina does is weird. But it's never weird when I do things. Like when I ask for reviews. That's not weird. So review. Review twice if you want. :) And if you can't review twice, my inbox is always open ;) You're welcome to send me a PM. That's a private message. You can private message me if you want. I won't tell anyone. It's private.