Warning: There be a little lemon ahead. Y'arr… Lol, sorry, felt like being a pirate tonight.

-EIGHT AND A HALF MONTHS LATER-

"Is the house clean?" Hashirama asked his brother as the younger Senju stood with him while he signed Madara's release papers for the hospital.

"Yep. Everyone put in their best to make it spotless."

"Good. Is everything in its place? The lawns mowed? The cars washed?"

Tobirama smirked. "Hashi, everything is fine."

"I know… I'm just excited… Madara is finally allowed to come home, Tobi!"

"I bet he's overjoyed."

"Oh, he is. He even said that he doesn't care about having to look at you again because he just wants to go home."

Tobirama scowled. "Hey, I've been looking after his kids for a year! He owes me some respect!"

Hashirama laughed. "He does respect you, but he's an Uchiha – no matter how sensitive he may be, he still has his pride."

Tobirama shrugged and turned to look out at the sky through the large window in the reception area. "I'm going back home to make sure that Itachi has the kids settled. They haven't slept for ages – they've been so excited about seeing their father again. See you soon."

Hashirama watched as his brother walked away before turning back to the forms he had spread out before him on the reception desk. He filled the rest of the form out before slipping it back towards the receptionist and thanking her for everything that had been done for Madara.

Hashirama hurried back to Madara's hospital room where he knew the nurses were helping Madara get ready to leave the hospital.

After pushing the door open, Hashirama smiled at his younger lover. He watched as the Uchiha's hospital gown was removed and his stitches were checked before a nurse helped him back into his home clothes. Madara was then handed some medications and spoken to about his health.

Hashirama waited until the nurses left before approaching Madara. The Uchiha looked at his lover and grinned with unrestrained happiness at him.

"Let's go!" Madara exclaimed excitedly. "Go, go, go!"

Hashirama chuckled at Madara's exuberance. "Okay, okay, Madara. Just let me grab your bags first and then we'll leave."

Madara waited impatiently for the Senju to have grabbed everything. Once he felt the Senju grab his hand and lead him out of the room, he let out a loud cry of joy, hugging the elder tightly.

-XX-

"Daddy!" The twins ran to Madara, throwing themselves at him. "We missed you so much!"

Madara hugged his kids as best as he could with one good arm and a barely-functioning one. "I missed you both so much, too! How are you? Oh, I love you both more than anything!"

Madara kissed his children repeatedly on the forehead, overjoyed at being home once again. He grinned at Itachi and Sasuke, greeting them happily. He was even in a good enough mood to get along with Tobirama.

"Babe, what would you like to do?" Hashirama asked softly before planting a kiss on Madara's temple. "Now that you're home, of course."

Madara kissed back, keeping his death grip on his kids before whispering into the Senju's ear. "Tonight, before bed, I want you to make love to me, Hashi…"

Hashirama grinned and squeezed Madara's shoulder. "It's been a long while, hasn't it?"

Madara nodded and rested his face in Tobi's hair, keeping them close to him. Hashirama smiled at them before stepping forward to talk to Itachi and Sasuke.

All-in-all, that day was the best one that they had all had in a long time. Even Tobirama had enjoyed Madara's company for a day.

-XX-

Madara sighed as he rested his head on Hashirama's shoulder, sitting in the older man's lap. Hashirama had his arms wrapped securely around his waist, keeping him locked in place. The living room was dark as a movie played on the TV screen.

The two exchanged several kissed every now and then, whispering sweet words to each other before the temptation got too much for either of them to handle.

"Hashi…" Madara whispered, smiling at the Senju. "…Please… I want you inside of me… Please, take me…"

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"Why are you hurting daddy…?" A small voice asked from the living room doorway. "Daddy didn't do anything wrong… Stop hurting him!"

The two lovers broke away as if fire had burned each of them. They looked to find both Tobi and Obito standing in the doorway with wide eyes. Tobi hid behind Obito as he held the elder's hand.

"Boys!" Hashirama pulled out of Madara quickly, but it seemed to have been too fast as Madara let out a loud cry of pain and twitched. He gasped and leant down to hug Madara tightly. "Oh, Madara, I'm so sorry!"

Madara groaned again before nodding. "It's 'kay…"

"Why is Hashi hurting daddy…?" Tobi's lip quivered as his eyes teared up. "Tobi thought Hashi loved daddy…"

"Oh, boys, I do love your father!" Hashirama cried as he helped Madara put his clothes back on. "I wasn't hurting him – I promise!"

"Liar!" Obito yelled as tears spilt down his cheek.

The older twin rushed towards Hashirama and begun pounding his tiny fists on the Senju's stomach with little cries, begging him to leave Madara alone.

"Daddy has been hurt enough!" Obito sobbed. "Don't hurt him, too!"

Hashirama caught Obito's fists. He leant down and pulled him into a hug. "Obito, I swear on my life that I wasn't hurting your father… I love him with all my heart, and I love you and Tobi, too. Please, trust me on this, Obito. I love Madara so much…"

Obito sniffed and wiped at his tears before turning to look at his father. "Is Hashi telling the truth, dad?"

Despite his pain, Madara smiled at Obito. "He is. Trust him, Obito… Hashirama wasn't going to hurt me – he was giving me pleasure…"

"But you were crying…"

"I know, but what we were doing hurts at first and then it feels good."

Obito nodded in understanding. He looked up at Hashirama, ashamed. "I'm sowwy, Hashiwama… I thought you was hurting daddy…"

Hashirama smiled and hugged Obito once more. "All is forgiven, Obito. Take Tobi with you and go back to bed, okay?"

Obito nodded before hurrying away with Tobi right behind him.

"I'm sorry for them…" Madara whispered. "I haven't given them The Talk yet…"

Hashirama smiled and kissed Madara. "Of course you haven't, Madara – they're young. Let them enjoy being a little kid and not corrupted like today's generation of teens are."

Madara smiled back. "Right. …I'm sorry, Hashi, but… Could we stop there for tonight…? I… I feel sore…"

"Oh, of course, babe."

In the twins' bedrooms, the two were laying together, whispering about what had just happened.

"Daddy said that Hashi wasn't hurting him," Obito reassured Tobi, "and he said that it would feel good after it stopped hurting. Daddy doesn't lie to us."

"Where were they doing?" Tobi whispered back.

"I don't know, Tobi."

"Did you see daddy and Hashi's penises, Obito? They were big and standing up!"

"I haven't had that happen to mine yet, Tobi. Has yours done it before?"

"Yep! When Zetsu kisses Tobi! Zetsu says that it's normal and when Tobi is a big boy, Zetsu have fun with Tobi and make him feel good!"

Obito pouted. "How come mine hasn't done it yet?"

Tobi shrugged. "Because Obito isn't a good boy like Tobi! That's why!"

Obito pushed Tobi off the bed angrily. "Shut up, Tobi!"

"Don't push Tobi!" Tobi shouted back at his twin. "Obito is being a mean boy now! That's why he's not a good boy!"

"Tobi! Stop it!"

"Make Tobi!"

Obito jumped onto Tobi. The two begun kicking and punching at each other, shouting.

"Hey, hey!" They were pried apart by two sets of hands before any real damage was done. "Stop it, you two! What is doing on?"

The twins looked up at their separators, finding Itachi holding Obito and Hashirama with Tobi.

"Obito was being mean!" Tobi sobbed. "He pushed Tobi off the bed!"

"No, Tobi was being mean!" Obito whimpered. "He said that I was a bad boy!"

Hashirama shook his head and chuckled. "What on earth has gotten into you two? Don't hurt each other, okay? Go to sleep."

The boys were released. They reluctantly climbed back into bed together with apologies to the other. It wasn't long before they were sleeping once again.

-XX-

The twins couldn't have been happier when the lunch bell rang the next day, signalling class to end. They rushed to the locker area, each meeting up with their respective friend. Obito went to find Kakashi and Tobi waited for Zetsu.

When they had all found each other, they walked together to their spot underneath a tree and sat down. Zetsu pulled Tobi into his lap and hugged him tightly while Kakashi leant against the tree, reading his book and Obito leant against him.

While Obito and Kakashi hadn't kissed each other yet, Tobi had a feeling that they soon would. His suspicion was proved correct as Kakashi suddenly put his book on his lap and tilted Obito's head to face his own. He then pulled his mask down enough to reveal his lips and planted them on the Uchiha's own before pulling away with a smile.

Obito blushed deeply, bringing a hand to his lips. He knew now that his feelings were returned by the Hatake.

"Kakashi…" Obito whispered, suddenly feeling himself heat up in his groin area. "My… my pants are getting tighter…"