Hi again!

I will reply to reviews in the next chapter and not this one. This one is going to be very weird!

Ummmmmm...be prepared for the worst!

Here comes Dares and Dumbness hosted by Midnight!

The curtains open onto a stage set that looks remarkably like the Tonight Show's set. The cat audience cheers, including many famous warriors characters. A back cat with blue eyes and one silver paw jumps onstage.

"Welcome!" she yowls. "To Dares and Dumbness with your host, Midnight!" Midnight waves a paw to the excited audience.

"We have three contestants today!" she continues. As a cat walked onstage to the cheering audience, Midnight announces. "She's popular and pretty. She basically has it all. Even her friends envy her. And she is kinda evil. Please welcome...Daylight!" Daylight sashayed onstage and sat in the beige couch. She smiled while blowing kisses with her paw to the crowds. Midnight continued.

"He's freakishly tall and makes she-cats swoon. He has a large head and he is very mysterious. And he slightly annoys me. Please welcome Aster!" The audience went wild. Several she-cats held up signs saying things like 'Aster!' and 'I'm free for lunch'. Aster leapt onstage and waved his tail to the audience as he sat next to his mate. Midnight started to finish.

"And lastly, she's shy, pretty, and nice! She is my favorite OC! I want a burger for lunch! Please welcome Nightspirit!" The audience cheered as Nightspirit slowly sat on the couch. Somewhere in the audience Dusk screamed her name loudly. She embarrassedly ducked her head.

"Who wants to go first?" Midnight asked.

"Bring it on!" Aster yowled. Jayfeather angrily stomped onstage and shoved an envelope in Midnight's paw. She opened it and gasped.

"Aster," she said. "Your first question is from Ashheart of ThunderClan. Why do you want to kill Lionblaze?" Aster's eyes widened.

"Why would I-" he sputtered. Lionblaze jumped from the audience and started to climb onstage.

"You'll never kill me!" Lionblaze shouted. Security cats immediately ushered to him back to his seat as he screamed.

"Mangy furball!" Aster stuck out his tongue at him. He received a glare from Midnight.

"Like I said, annoying." She rolled her eyes.

"Do not talk about my Aster that way!" Daylight hissed. Midnight mumbled something that sounded like 'you aren't any better' which made Daylight gasp.

"Okay," Aster continued. "Um he's the deputy so I (SPOILER ALERT). Then I'll (SPOILER ALERT). So that's why I want to." Somewhere in the audience a cat yowled approval. The rest of the audience was silent.

"Why do you want (SPOILER ALERT)?" Firestar hissed from somewhere in the crowd.

"(SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOLIER ALERT)!" Aster retorted. Firestar harrumphed and sat down.

"OOOOkay," Midnight said. "Here's another question for Aster from Ashheart of ThunderClan."

"That person always gives me scary questions," Aster moaned.

"Where were you before you were wished into reality?" Midnight asked. Aster groaned.

"It's complicated. I was in (SPOILER ALERT) because I (SPOILER ALERT) and that's why I (SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT SPOILER ALERT)." Aster explained. Midnight seemed satisfied though the readers were not.

"Now we have a question for Daylight!" Midnight announced. Daylight's ears pricked in worry. "This one's from choochoocharliechick."

"Would you rather eat Aster's right ear or left eye?" Midnight asked her. Daylight grinned.

"That one's easy!" She chirped. "Both. He's so cute, I could just eat him all up!" They started nuzzling and someone in the audience barfed loudly. Aster glared at the golden cat.

"Now I really want to kill you!" He yowled at Lionblaze, launching himself into the audience. They flew at each other and security guards started to break them apart. Midnight yowled over the kerfuffle.

"Commercial break!"

STARCLAN PROPHECIES!

So hard that your medicine cat wails! So puzzling even the leaders are dumbfounded! The answers are so stupid! Get one for five hundred dollars or become a subject of a prophecy to get one for free!

Must be eighteen moons of age of age or older to order online.

"And we're back!" Midnight announced to the crowds. Everyone cheered. Aster and Daylight sat on the couch looking uncomfortable. They didn't look nearly as uncomfortable as Nightspirit though. It was clearly her turn. Midnight opened her envelope again and her eyes widened at the paper. She whispered in Nightspirit's ear and she screamed.

"Noooooo!" Then without further warning, she pressed her nose against Aster's. He was to stunned to break away. Daylight tried to launch herself at Nightspirit, screeching and spitting, and was pulled away by guards. Midnight pulled out a stopwatch and started it. A minute later she stopped it and yowled.

"Time!" Nightspirit broke away from Aster and slapped his face.

"What was that for?!" He protested. "You kissed me!"

"You let me!" She retorted while stomping back to her seat on the couch.

"The dare was to kiss Aster for a full minute while Daylight was watching!" Midnight explained to the crowd. "From Hazeldapple!"

"Ooooooh," the crowd nodded in unison. The security guards released Daylight, who immediately slapped Aster.

"Hey!" He screamed. "Why didn't you slap her!"

"Not her fault," she explained. "You on the other paw, let her." The mates sat back down.

"And that concludes this episode of Dares and Dumbness!" Midnight yowled. "Thanks for watching! We are selling StarClan prophecies outside!" Everyone cheered and the show flickered out.

Hope you enjoyed! This was fun to write, not gonna lie. I need the reviews to answer this question for me though. Is Nightspirit a Mary Sue? Honest. Cause then I can improve the story. BTW the answer to the riddle was pull the plug. Congrats Waterpool!

Ramdom fact:

Aristotle thought octopuses were dumb. Very strange.

Riddle:

A man went on a trip with a fox, a goose and a sack of corn. He came upon a stream which he had to cross and found a tiny boat to use to cross the stream. He could only take himself and one other - the fox, the goose, or the corn - one at a time. He could not leave the fox alone with the goose or the goose alone with the corn. How does he get all of them safely over the stream?

Until next time!

~Midnight the octupus scientist!