Sorry, I just had a laughter attack. Thank a LOT, libithewolf. You say I should read a story, now I feel sorry for Tails AND I had a laughter attack!

Poor Eggman! AHAHAHAHH! Okay, I'm good.

So finally, I'm updating The Book of Random Stories with my Zelda dream.

~Spottedpaw13~

In the Den of Moon, a young yellow she-cat was getting ready to sleep.

"Goodnight," she murmured, and had a dream about a Korkiri Twoleg boy named Link.

(For all purposes and pants, Nayru's Love is now Naomi's Love. That's how the dream went.)

For those of you who have never played Zelda: Ocarina of Time before, Link's the main character you play as, Ganondorf's the villain, Navi's a really annoying fairy who tells you the extremely obvious, Twinrova's the boss of the Spirit Temple, there is no triforce-rock thingy, Twinrova does NOT appear in the Lost Woods, the Spirit Temple ISN'T under the Lost Woods, Ganondorf NEVER appears in the Spirit Temple, and there is no rock named Naomi.

I subsituted Navi in for my brother helping me and the other fairy is some random person shouting and some random kid playing the game.

Young Link was wandering through the Lost Woods with his fairy, Navi. For some odd reason, he was trying to find the Forest Temple when he found a pathway that doesn't exist in the game.

I should ignore it... he thought to himself.

"We should go that way!" Navi told him. "Then we can get Naomi's Love!"

So Link went into this odd pathway of the Lost Woods.

"Are there any monsters here?" Link asked.

"No, no," Navi assured him.

A random Korkiri's fairy shouted, "There's a Nintetales in here!"

Link flinched. Not a Ninetales!

"Oh wait, nevermind," the fairy corrected itself. "No Ninetales."

Link sighed in relief. Suddenly, Twinrova appeared.

"Oh, yeah. Twinrova's here," Navi informed Link.

Link ignored Navi. Somehow, he was able to lift the Hylian Shield and was able to absorb Twinrova's magic as if he were holding the Mirror Shield and use the magic against Twinrova until Twinrova was defeated. Link suddenly had this Triforce rock thing, and monsters appeared out of nowhere to attack him. Link placed the rock in this weird indentation in the ground and sat on part of a rock.

"Greetings, Link," a voice, which just happened to be a rock named Naomi, spoke.

Suddenly, the ground in front of the rock disappeared and a platform rose. Ganondorf, for some reason, was on it.

"Finally, I've found you, kid!" Ganondorf shouted as the platform dropped.

Link thought for a moment then made a stupid mistake as he jumped onto the platform, which led to the Spirit Temple boss room. For some reason, a bunch of Korkiri were in there.

I'm skipping to the part where the Korkiri escape. All that happens at this point anyway is that Link finds a plastic bag and puts it over his hand. I honestly and seriously did not just make that up, it happened in the dream.

Ganondorf laughed for some weird reason. "And now it's time to give you all a chance to escape. Who wants to find the escape route?"

Link rose his hand, since for some reason the plastic bag had picked Random Korkiri Girl (RKG). RKG walked up to Ganondorf, and Ganondorf handed her something that looked like either a Gameboy Color or a Game Boy Advance.

"There's a light in the fire tower," RKG muttered to herself, and indeed it looked like a tower made of fire. She played with the hologram for a couple of minutes, since she was using a hologram to find the escape route. The made some of the blocks disappear until she found two paths to the fire tower. "That's it!"

Ganondorf laughed again. "Clever girl," he said evilly. "Escape as fast as you can, all of you, or you'll be trapped by the sand that will fill this room!"

Somehow Link got to the fire tower first. He jumped into the light without the fire tower hurting him or lighting him on fire or anything, and spoke to Naomi as dozens of Korkiri jumped out of the hole.

"You shouldn't have gone in there, Link," she told him.

"I know," Link replied.

Then for some reason, Naomi gave him Naomi's Love.

Spottedpaw didn't dream past that, she just woke up. She stared at the TV next to her bed and blinked.

"Since when is the Spirit Temple under the Lost Woods?" the yellow she-cat asked herself. She didn't get a response.

Some more things for readers who've never played Ocarina of Time before.

The Hylian shield can't absorb magic. Only the Magic Shield can, and that's found in the Spirit Temple.

Link never talks in the whole game.

Ninetales is a Pokemon, and does not appear at all in Ocarina of Time. Why it's presence was suggested, I do not know.

The Triforce rock I think is similar to a couple of things in Zelda: The Phantom Hourglass. However, don't quote me on that.

Great Fairies give you magic stuff, not talking rocks.

You don't go to the Forest Temple until you find the Master Sword. Then you pull out the Master Sword, go seven years into the future, and can't become a kid again until you beat it, thanks a lot princess. Besides, you can't even ENTER the Forest Temple as a kid, so the only reasonable reason I can think of was that he was trying to find his best friend, Saria, who hangs out by the Forest Temple's entrance for pretty much the whole game as a kid.

There are no plastic bags in the game, especially in the Spirit Temple.

And for everyone out there:

If you're walking through the Lost Woods and come across a pathway that shouldn't be there, DON'T GO THROUGH IT! This might happen, but more likely your game will just crash.

This would be a really interesting sequence in the game if it did happen, though.

~Spottedpaw13 the chatterbox~