Sorry i haven't updated for a while :). I was kind of being lazy for the past few days and i have an exam next week so it was all revision this week! Boring stuff! But here you go :D
Character addition
Jacob – alphawolfyguy
Renesmee – sweethalfvampiregirl
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Sexyvamp4ever and Klutzyhumannowvampire has signed in
Sexyvam4ever: Bella.... we need to sneak out first! I don't know how...! (Kid's voice)
Klutzyhumannowvampire: I know how...
(Mission impossible theme)(Da da da dadadum da da da dadadum da da da dadadum... dadadum dadadum dadadum dadum...)
(They go out the front door)
Sexyvamp4ever: cool! You could replace tom cruise!
Klutzyhumannowvampire: yeah, I know. I'm A-M-A-Z-I-N-G!
Sexyvamp4ever: that's not how you spell it! It's B-O-R-I-N-G
Klutzyhumannowvampire: oh yeah... I'm B-O-R-I-N-G!
Sexyvamp4ever: now we're out, let's go to Jacob's!
Klutzyhumannowvampire: you know what I've noticed?
Sexyvamp4ever: what?
Klutzyhumannowvampire: you fancy Jacob... (Wolf whistle)
Sexyvamp4ever: no I don't! Well... he's really tanned and I'm not
Klutzyhumannowvampire: ooohhh.... you're jealous of him!!!
Sexyvamp4ever: shut up Bella!
Klutzyhumannowvampire: oooohoooh...
(Bella and Edward go to Jacob's house)
Alphawolfyguy has signed in
Klutzyhumannowvampire: Hi Jacob!!!!!!!
Alphawolfyguy: Bella? Edward?
Klutzyhumannowvampire: Edward fancies you!!
Sexyvamp4ever: no I don't! I just like your tan...
Alphawolfyguy: WTF?
Klutzyhumannowvampire: (Edward fancies you)
Klutzyhumannowvampire: soooo.... can we borrow your motorbike?
Alphawolfyguy: ok... why???
(Bella and Edward goes to the motorbikes really quick and rides them)
Klutzyhumannowvampire and Sexyvamp4ever: oh we're going to crash them!
Alphawolfyguy: what?! No! You can't! You can't! Renesmee!!! (Cries)
Sweethalfvampiregirl has signed in
Sweethalfvampiregirl: yes my Jacob...? What's the matter?
Alphawolfyguy: wahhhhh! They're going to crash my motorbikes!!! Wahhhh!
Sweethalfvampiregirl: who?
Alphawolfyguy: your parents!! Wahhh!
Sweethalfvampiregirl: mum! Dad! Have you been stealing drugs from grandpa Carlisle again?
Klutzyhumannowvampire and Sexyvamp4ever: what..?? You know us darling... we wouldn't do that kind of thing (giggling)
Sweethalfvampiregirl: yeah.... riiiggghhhttt.... you did, didn't you?
Klutzyhumannowvampire and Sexyvamp4ever: no.... don't you believe us? (Still giggling)
Sweethalfvampiregirl: ok, now I can say that you did steal some... (Sigh)
Alphawolfyguy: I didn't know vampires could be drugged. That's a first! How though?
Sweethalfvampiregirl: well it's kind of easy. You mix blood with some sort of drug, then drink
Alphawolfyguy: that's reasonable, can I have some?
Sweethalfvampiregirl: you certainly cannot for a couple of reasons. First: you don't really drink blood, second: it might not work on you, third: I won't let you, and so on and so forth!
Alphawolfyguy: ok... relax... chill.... I won't (not now anyway)
Sweethalfvampiregirl: what did you say?
Alphawolfyguy: nothing... I said ok :) (eyes fluttering, sweet smile)
Sweethalfvampiregirl: ok :)
(Loud crashing noises)
Alphawolfyguy: NO!!!!!! My motorbikes!!!! (Cries and turns into a wolf)
(Edward and bella guffaw)
(Jacob charges towards them)
Sweethalfvampiregirl: Jacob! No! Heal dog!
(Jacob stops and lays on the ground)
(Edward and bella laugh even more; Jacob growls at them)
Sweethalfvampiregirl: heal Jacob! And stop it you two!
Klutzyhumannowvampire and Sexyvamp4ever: whatever you say grandma