Disclaimer: You guys know Square Enix right? Well it's too bad that I have NOTHING to do with it!
Episode 10: Final Goodbyes
Me: Hello readers! Did you miss me!
Crowd: [Cheers loudly]
Cloud: Holy crap man! It's been like how many months now?
Me: I don't know like 5?
Aerith: I so missed being on this show.
Zack: Sweet! I can't wait to answer some new questions!
Me: Then you'll be disappointed.
Zack: Whoa! What do you mean?
Me: Apparently, this is the last episode for the Advent Children Show.
Crowd: [Gasps]
Tifa: O.o
Cloud: O.O
Aerith: :'(
Barret: D:
Me: I'm so sorry guys, but school is really getting in the way. I'm just glad to be doing this for my readers.
Zack: [Sighs] Yeah, I guess... The dares were getting pretty hard and annoying.
Cloud: But it was fun though.
Aerith: NO! I'm gonna miss you!
Me: I'm going to miss you too!
Internet Troll: This show is fake and gay.
Red XIII: No it's not! We are living characters!
Zack: No, Red, we're just a part of Jonathan's imagination.
Me: And that's another reason why I need to stop this fic, I'm just growing up.
Cloud: Psh! Oh please. So I guess you're growing hair around your private area.
Me: Actually Cloud, I've been growing pubes since I was like 12.
Tifa: Eww! I so needed to know that!
Me: Blame it on Cloud.
Cloud: Hey, hold on now!
[Tifa kicks Cloud in the face]
Cloud: Oww! What the hell was that for?
Tifa: You put that image into my little innocent brain.
Cloud: (mumbles): f***ing b****
Tifa: Hey I heard that!
[Tifa kicks Cloud across the room]
Barret: Wouldn't you know it, the two always act like an old married couple.
Me: C'mon guys! This is the last episode, at least make it special.
[Door slams open]
Sephiroth: Oh my friggin' Jenova! What's up everybody?
[Sephiroth stumbles across the room]
Me: The destroyer of the earth is drunk.
Sephiroth: No! Shut up... I am totally NOT... [Swallows]... Drunk!
Cloud: He's just insanely tipsy.
Me: Okay guys, I'm sorry if this last episode is boring as f***.
Zack: Yeah, seriously [Yawns] I'm about to fall asleep here!
Barret: :D
Me: I'm sorry guys...
Barret: :DD!
Aerith: Yeah, can we leave now?
Barret: :DDD!
Me: No, no one is leaving!
Barret: :DDDD!
Everyone: WHAT?
Barret: I found a time machine! :D
Red XIII: Okay, that smile is really creepy.
Me: What do you mean you found a time machine?
Tifa: I think it means he found a time machine.
Barret: [Brings out big a** time machine]
Everyone: O_O
Barret: :D
Me: Hold your chocobos, do you even know how it works?
Napoleon Dynamite: Make sure you insert the crystals.
Everyone: -_-
Me: Get the f*** out of here Napoleon.
Napoleon: Fine! God!
Cloud: Hey, aren't they coming out with a Napoleon Dynamite cartoon?
Me: Yes.
Tifa: Hey, I think Barret got the time machine working!
Zack: Let's go back to the time before I die!
Me: Why would you wanna do that?
Zack: Well herp da dur! So I can NOT die!
Me: No, are you stupid? If everyone plays Crisis Core to see that you live in the end, you won't be as badass as a character!
Cloud: I know! Let's go back to when Sephiroth was even born and kill him as a baby.
Sephiroth: Hey!
Me: NO NO NO! We are not changing anything in the Final Fantasy plot!
Barret: Okay, so I figured out how to work the time machine!
Barret: You type in the date of where you wanna go, then pull down the lever.
Me: Sounds simple enough.
[Cloud types in the date]
Me: Cloud wait!
Zack: Hey! I get to choose the date!
[Zack pushes Cloud]
Barret: No! I'm the one who found it, so I get to choose!
[Barret pushes Zack]
[Cloud pushes Barret]
Me: Stop it!
[Barret pushes Cloud]
Aerith: Stop fighting!
[Zack pushes Barret]
Aerith: Zack! Behave yourself!
Me: Hey c'mon! You guys are grown men!
Tifa: Yeah! Grown men!
Sephiroth: Yeah, grown... Wait what?
[Cloud pushes Zack into the lever]
Red XIII: Oh damn it...
Zack: Dumb Cloud!
Cloud: What did I do?
[Cloud, Zack, and Barret argue]
[Time machine shakes]
Me: [Looks at the date]
[July 22, 2011]
[Everyone gets sucked in the time machine and disappears]
Napoleon: They should've used the crystals.
10 seconds later...
[Everyone gets out of the time machine]
Cloud: Where the hell are we?
Past Me: Okay, next dare, this is from LilyStewart: I TRIPLE DOG DARE CLOUD AND ZACK TO GO HEAD TO HEAD ON THE GAME "NEVER HAVE I EVER".
Present Me: We're back in Episode 7!
Present Zack: What the hell is going on?
Past Zack: Never have I ever had sex with Tifa!
Past Cloud: Damn!
Past Me: Okay, hold on! Who are you guys?
Present Me: Umm.. we're you guys... from the future...
Past Aerith: Oh my God! I look totally... The same -_-
Past Me: Wait, what are you talking about? You guys are from the future?
Present Me: Yes.
[Past Zack looks at Present Zack]
Present and Past Zack: Lookin' good!
Past Me: I'm sorry, but can you guys go back to where you came from?
Present Me: [Looks at Barret]
Present Barret: I'll have it done, just give me a couple minutes.
Past Me: Well, in that case, I know how we can make things interesting.
Present Me: Dude, I wish I knew what you were thinking.
Past Me: Let's have an all out battle between the Present and the Future!
Present Me: Or... Past and Present.
Past Cloud: Oh this will be interesting!
Present Barret: Oh wait! Nevermind, I got it working.
Present Me: Dammit Barret!
Past Me: Oh well, see you in the future!
Past Tifa: Man, my boobs got bigger...
Past Yuffie: Mine got smaller...
Past Barret: (whispers to Present Barret): So um... you know...
Present Barret: (whispers): It got longer.
Past Barret: Sweet!
[Time machine shakes]
Present Zack: See you later!
Past Everyone: Bye!
[Everyone goes back to present]
Me: Well we're back...
Aerith: The past me was so mean.
[Cloud and Zack are missing]
Me: Hey, what happened to Cloud and Zack.
[Fat Cloud and Fat Zack walk in]
Cloud: Hey guys... [Eats fried chicken]
Aerith: O.O
Zack: Duuude, that walk here was so tiring...
Me: Okay. What the f***?
Tifa: I know seriously?
Yuffie: You guys got totally fat!
Me: We go back a couple months in the past, and we changed your guys' future!
Zack: I don't know man.
Cloud: All we have to say is, this is the life!
Aerith: What life?
Zack: The life of being lazy and doing nothing...
Barret: I'll fix this.
[Barret goes back in time, then comes back]
[Cloud and Zack disappear]
Me: Did you kill them?
Barret: No!
[Normal Cloud and Normal Zack walk in]
Cloud: Sorry we're late.
Zack: Yeah, we got caught up at the GYM.
Aerith, Yuffie, and Tifa: [Drools]
Me: What did you do Barret?
Barret: I showed them a picture of them as fat lazy people.
Cloud: And I have to say, it was a nightmare.
Zack: Yeah, my man-boobs haunt me in my dreams to this day.
Me: A little too much information there.
Zack: [Shrugs]
Me: Well anyway, I'm going to have to end the show here.
Aerith: I saw that one coming :'(
Barret: Hey man, I'm gonna miss you!
[Barret hugs me, crushing me]
Internet Troll: Fake and G-
[Sephiroth slices Internet Troll's head off]
Cloud: I have to say Jonathan, this is the most fun I've had in a while.
Me: Thanks Cloud.
Tifa: Even though you guys were mean to me in the beginning, everything turned out okay.
Yuffie: Yeah, same here.
[Sephiroth approaches Me]
[Silence]
Sephiroth: Hey, Jona- whatever, you're alright.
Zack: Hey, and don't forget to play Crisis Core again.
Me: I sure will.
Cloud: And finish playing the original game too.
Me: I'm on it. :')
Internet Troll 2: Hahaha! This guy is so gay!
Me: Shut up douchebag! I'm having a moment with my imagination.
Internet Troll 2: What are gonna do about it? You're so gay, you have no life! All the friends you're gonna have are in your stupid imagination. You should kill yourself, you're better off dead!
Me: -_- (Clicks: "Block This User")
Crowd: [Laughs]
Me: That's the mature way to handle things.
Barret: Group hug!
Everyone: [Hugs Me]
Me: Okay guys, this is your host Jonathan, and this is...
Everyone: THE ADVENT CHILREN SHOW!
Oh my gosh... It's finally over!
I'd like to thank EVERYONE who read this fic and sent in some questions and dares! It was all so fun while it lasted!
I'm sorry if this last chapter was a bit stupid and random, honestly I ran out of ideas and my brain is still in sleep mode.
It's not over yet though! I will try to update my other fics as well, so stay tuned for that.
It's been a long road, and I have to say, I enjoyed EVERY bit of it.
HAPPY HOLIDAYS!