South Park 10 Years Later
Co-Written with GreyKing46
Disclaimers: We do not own any of these characters except the OC's in our profiles:
WARNING! This fanfiction contains LGBT themes, incest suggestions, racist comments and themes and religious poking. The writers of this fanfiction do not enforce nor encourage the bashing or discrimination of ANYONE who is of the LGBT community, nor do we enforce racism or racist comments. The writers of this fanfiction do not condone discrimination of religions or religious icons; this fanfiction is satirical humour ONLY. The reasons for our storylines with Stan and Karen are because of human psychology continuing from their storylines in the actual series. Stan being confused with his gender from Episode 1 of Season 18 as well as his dad's double life as Lorde. Meanwhile, Karen is from human psychology with what Kenny says as Mysterion and her current background
Chapter 10
It was later on the same day. Sharon and Randy were happy that Stan had opened up to Wendy and had not been driven to suicide...JUST yet. Sharon had asked a psychiatrist friend of hers if she'll be able to talk to Stan about it, seeing as men have scarred her son.
"Thanks. See you soon." Sharon smiled, hanging up
"Is it sorted?" Randy asked as he and Sharon were in the kitchen while Stan and Wendy were in the living room.
"Yes. Next Tuesday at ten." Sharon nodded
"It's good seeing him out from his room." Randy sighed
At that moment Stan and Wendy where sat in front of the TV, watching.
"Say Terrance, what did the Italian say to the Grecian Banker?" Philip's voice asked
"I don't know Philip what?" Terrance asked
Only for Terrance to fart on Philip's face. "DAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" the two laughed
Stan chuckled lightly as he watched his childhood favourites. "These guys don't change."
"Yeah." Wendy nodded, holding his hand
Stan closed his eyes for a few seconds and sighed feeling safe in Wendy's arms...until "We interrupt this program to bring you breaking news." Tammy Thompson's voice spoke
"What the?" Wendy thought
"It's been one week since the viral video of a young transgender was raped and it has sparked SEVERE controversy between the sender of this video and the LGBT community." Tammy spoke
"Oh god..." Stan cringed
"That's right Tammy. The victim in question HAS been identified, but out of the severity of the video and for this person's safety and anonymity we will not name names. However Yolanda Smith head of Colorado's LGBT community has this to say with our correspondent: A Midget in a Bikini. Midget." Tom Thompson added
"Thank you Tom." Midget in a Bikini said, turning to a man dressed as a woman and said "Now Yolanda, what is it you wish to say?"
"First off I want to thank Channel 6 News for letting me speak and for allowing me to talk, not directly, but TO the victim." Yolanda spoke "To you. The poor victim of this attack, I am SO sorry for what has happened to you. You deserve MUCH more than what you have experienced."
"She's talking to you Stan..." Wendy smiled
Stan looked at the television and saw Yolanda talking into the camera, but to Stan it seemed that she was talking to him.
And... He smiled
Knowing that someone like him didn't think less of him because of that event
"Thank you Yolanda is there anything else you'd like to say?" Midget asked
"Yes, thank you. To the victim, I hope you're surrounded by friends and loved ones. No-one is alone in this world; not truly...That's...that's all I have to say. Good luck and stay strong. Back to you Tom and Tammy." Yolanda ended with a smile and a joke
"Inspiring words. And as Yolanda said: back to the studio." Midget smiled handing it back to the Channel 6 News duo.
"A very beautiful set of words." Tom nodded "Tammy?"
"Thanks Tom. Also in the news people of the LGBT community are banding together in arms and setting up support groups for people who are coping with their identities. As to help make them unashamed of who they are and how to deal with it..." Tammy continued on about the story, but Stan and Wendy were happy to see that there was still some humanity in the world not just crazy shit and dick-heads.
*with Cartman*
Cartman was looking at the news on the internet after taking a rest for his clicking fingers. And boy was he pissed at the news. "GOD DAMN FUCKING PUSSY HIPPIES! I was doing people a favour!" Cartman did a "YouTube-Commentator-Troll's rant"
And suddenly, his window was shattered
"What the fuck?!" Cartman snapped seeing a medium sized stone on his floor. "MEEEEEM!" Cartman called his mum.
Only for her not to turn up, she had gone out for food and "services".
And soon, more stones where thrown in
"Jesus fuck!" Cartman shouted since his room was now becoming a personal rock garden "Who the fuck is throwing stones at my room?!"
He waddled to his window and saw who was throwing the stones.
Outside where all the guys from his class, minus Stan
"The fuck are you guys doing? This is harassment and OW!" Cartman yelled and received a rock to the face
"Nice shot." Craig whispered to Kenny.
"You know what you did Fat-Ass, YOU spread that video and caused Stan to be locked up in his home for two FUCKING WEEKS!" Kyle snapped
"I'm doing the world a favour, fucking Jew!" Cartman roared
"For YOU! It's doing YOUR world a favour! It's JUST like with Cthulhu! Destroying a Synagogue, killing people at The Burning Man festival, MURDERING JUSTIN BIEBER!" Kyle answered "...Actually forget the last one. But SERIOUSLY you're miserable with yourself so you lash out at EVERYONE!"
"No, I am awesome." Cartman huffed
"Do you even HEAR yourself? Argh!" Kenny groaned
"Cartman, if you publicly admit that you posted the video we'll leave. If not there's going to be a lynch mob." Kyle calmly explained warning the situation.
"Err... Nope." Cartman said, pretending to think
"Okay. Don't say we didn't warn you. Come on guys." Kyle sighed
"Yeah, that's it. Run with your tail between your legs Jew! Running away is in your blood!" Cartman jeered
"Actually I've tasted Jew, not very cowardly meat." A sexy feminine voice from behind him said
"What the? Who's that?!" Cartman asked
"Just a friend of a friend." The voice answered
"What the fuck're you?!" Cartman answered
"Dude, who're you talking to?" Kyle rolled his eyes
"Now...are you going to take responsibility for your bigotry or is your inflated ego going to do somersaults around this?" the voice turned into a gorgeous woman standing before him, invisible and not heard by the others.
"Wow... Smoking babe." Cartman muttered, looking the woman up and down
Lilith's appearance looked to be Cartman's dream girl: Long flowing blonde hair, tits as big as his own...which by this point was possibly D-Cup sized, slender figure...an enthralling beauty. Hazel eyes, petite nose and fair skin.
The fat bastard, which he officially is because that's what you call someone who was born out of wedlock... Like Grey, just drooled at the sight of the woman who was only wearing a cape, a bikini, boots and gauntlets
"Holy fucking god..." Cartman gasped
"You know...If you're a good boy...I can give you a "reward"..." Lilith smiled sultry
"Y-Yeah?" Cartman drooled
"Yes." She smiled
"So...how about that responsibility?" Lilith smiled
"Y-yeah. I'll...I'll tell them." Cartman salivated as he turned to the window "Guys. Guys!"
"Yea?" Kenny asked as they turned around
"I'm ready to admit it." Cartman answered
"Bull. Shit." Craig rolled his eyes
"No. No I'm serious!" Cartman answered turning to see the siren in his room.
"What's in it for you?" Kyle asked
"What?" Cartman asked
"Every time you do something; there's something in it for you." Kyle answered
"... I got a death threat!" He lied
"You're mom cut off nine out of your ten courses Cartman?" Kenny joked but raised an eyebrow
"Yea!" He lied again
"Can my family have them?" Kenny asked
"Yeah, sure. Just...Let me give that public confession." Cartman answered
"Okay." Get to Town Hall...Be there!" Kyle answered
"Yeah I will! Okay, where's my reward?" Cartman turned to the beautiful woman.
"Soon baby...Soon." Lilith smiled
"But I want it now!" He wined
"No, no...You hold YOU'RE end first. I'll treat you to a night you won't forget." Lilith smiled
"Fine." He pouted, leaving
As Cartman left Lilith contacted her Lord via what we believed to be a Bluetooth headphone. "My Lord; it is done. Eric Cartman is going to confess. I'm going to see Stan/Avril Marsh now."
"Excellent, well done." Satan answered
"Oh and one thing My Lord." Lilith wanted to add
"What is it?" Satan asked
"We MAY need to accommodate THREE rooms for Eric Cartman. He's quite fat." Lilith answered
"No shit. He's been fat forever." Satan answered
"No I mean: REALLY fat. I'll send a picture from my memory." Lilith answered
"... Oh my god! What has he been eating?!" Satan yelled "I am sorry, sorry to say this Lill, but I need you remind you that you HAVE to fulfil your part of the contract you made with Cartman. But you can be the first to torture him once he is in hell."
"I'm sure he's either eaten it...or his stomach has forced it into a pussy. But I know the rules. I'll honour the contract." Lilith nodded
"THAT'S why you're my Lieutenant." Satan answered "Now go find Stan Marsh."
"Yes sir." Lilith answered disconnecting her call. 'I'm coming Avril.'
*with Stan/Avril*
"I can't believe it. I guess Eric HASN'T won." Sharon smiled
Stan nodded and smiled "I think...I think I might go back to school next week."
"If you're sure pal." Randy reassured
"Not completely...but I'm not going to face everyone staying in here." Stan gave a half smile
A knock came at the door. "I'll get it." Sharon smiled "Hello?"
An attractive woman stood at the door, she wore a green jumper blue trousers and hiking boots. She had brown hair and blue eyes, a straight nose and soft cheek bones. "Hi, I'm a friend of Stan's. Is he in?"
"Y-Yes he is...I'm sorry, who're you?" Sharon asked
"I'm a friend of his. My name's Lilly." Lilith gave a fake name.
"Stan, a friend's here to see you!" Sharon called
"Is it Kyle? Oh..." Stan saw the girl and was stunned; THIS girl was a friend? He'd never seen her before.
"Hi Stan, it's Lilly. Mind if I talk to you?" Lilly smiled
"Err...Yeah sure." Stan shook his head to snap out of it.
He followed her upstairs as if in a trance
"I bet you're wondering who I am, aren't you Stan?" Lilly smiled
"The...The thought DID cross my mind." Stan answered honestly.
Lilly nodded, becoming surrounded by purple flames and revealing her true form
Stan was standing still as this beautiful woman transformed into a wraith-like figure "Sorry for the deception. But I am Lilith: Lieutenant of Satan. A Succubus-Wraith." Lilith answered
"Oh...well that's cool." Stan said simply kind of glad that it was all an illusion "One question."
"Of course." Lilith answered
"What's a Succubus-Wraith? I know what a succubus is because one almost married my friend Chef. But what's with the Wraith part?" Stan asked
"Well...that is a calm and collected question...that often freaks people the fuck out. But alright, *ahem* AS a Succubus-Wraith I can: take the form of what person perceives as their "dream woman", I can enchant others through magic, though between us it's not usually required since we ensnare them from their perceived dreams, intangibility, bonding..." Lilith explained
"Err..."Bonding" What do you mean by that?" Stan asked
"Ever played "Shadow of Mordor" or read "Firestorm"?" Lilith asked
"Yeah." Stan answered thinking of the comparison
"Like that, hardly ever works though." Lilith answered simply
"Why?" Stan asked
"There hasn't been anyone who can fully withstand the union between a demon/ghost and a human. Most people become either: ghosts, witches or demons. If a full union WAS made, the human would have access to the power of the Succubus-Wraith yet retain their normal self instead of being corrupted." Lilith answered
"Like Corrupted-Venom in Spider-Man." Stan thought
"Bingo." Lilith answered
"So why're you here? It's not my time is it?" Stan asked worried
"No, no. Satan saw THE VIDEO and wanted me to help sort things out for you." Lilith answered
"Oh... Okay." Stan nodded "But why are you HERE?"
"I came here to get Eric Cartman to confess on sending that video to everyone. THAT and to ensure his life is a misery...although he seems to be doing that quite well himself." Lilith answered
"I mean come tell ME?" Stan sighed
"We just want you to know: You have friends in dark places." Lilith smiled
"... Should I feel happy or sad about that?" Stan muttered
"Take it as you wish. My Lord is on your side Stan." Lilith answered
"Why?" Stan asked
"Well that time with Beelzeboot is one reason..." Lilith answered
"I was just returning the favour." He blushed
"I can help with Avril you know." Lilith smiled
"How? You're not going to turn ME into a Succubus-Wraith are you?" Stan asked
"No, no, not at all. But I can make you more feminine but adding some female hormones and making your body naturally create them afterwards." Lilith chuckled
"So...I'll be...like a girl with a dick or a guy with tits?" Stan asked confused
"First one." Lilith answered
"And your body would naturally slim down."
Stan imagined the thought of being a...well not a COMPLETE girl, but still have the chance to stay with Wendy. "This deal won't bite me in my ass will it? Cause there's a crap-tonne of deals that Satan has done."
"I understand your worry. But all this is quote: "Above board and Bristol fashion"." Lilith answered reassuring him.
"... Huh?" Stan asked
"It's not going to bite you in the ass." Lilith deadpanned "*sigh* No one knows the genius that is Only Fools and Horses."
"I get out of this contract with Cartman." Lilith answered
"Huh?" Stan asked
"I had to coerce him into confessing about sending the video. And I had to promise to fuck him." Lilith sighed
"Tough break." Stan empathised
"Yes. But I can do this and then you will owe me a favour." Lilith smiled "Which I can use to bring Wendy over and the three of us have a threesome, I project the image to Cartman and he will be knocked out with blood loss and die."
Stan froze; the prospect of having a threesome with a demon and his girlfriend WAS appealing with the added bonus of Cartman dying seemed too true. "Does my soul go to hell then?" Stan asked
"Err...it'll be more pleasure than pain." Lilith answered
"...what?" Stan asked
"Look kid, I like ya. But if I'm brutally honest: almost EVERYONE goes to hell. Only Mormon's go to heaven, you will be sent to a part of hell that'll be more like Earth." Lilith sighed "That make sense? You'll be a soul in hell but you won't be subjected to torture."
"Ah. Okay." Stan nodded, still feeling nervous about the thought of sex of ANY kind after what happened
"When is Cartman giving his public confession?" Stan asked
"Today." Lilith answered
"Right...hang on there's one thing that...that's been on my mind." Stan thought
"Yeah, what is it?" Lilith asked
"Who shot the video in the first place? Was it Mr Testaburger?" Stan asked back
"No. Satan is looking into it." Lilith sighed
"Hmm..." Stan cowered a little bit "I guess he was only interested in the rape and nort the constant reminder..."
"Ssssh. It's okay." Lilith soothed, hugging him "It's okay. So, what do you say?"
"Yes." Stan sniffed
"Yes?" Lilith asked
"Yes." Stan answered confidently
"Okay then. Call your pretty little girlfriend and I'll get to work." Lilith smiled
To Be Continued