Last time Narrators. Middle names, and Naiowa's diary
Author: EEEEEEEEEEEP! I FORGOT TO THANK THE NICE PEOPLE WHO REVIEWED MY LAST CHAPTER! Here, have a cookie give reviewers cookies
sokkazukofan: yeah, because we didn't have internet for like a week due to moving and I have authors/writers block Naiowa: whatever you call it, someone with to much time on there hands gets stuck on there stupid story.
Cellarias1073: Opps, my bad, oh well, another thing to fix up eventually Naiowa: Yeah, by the way, my name is Naiowa, your common sense for this chapter...FIX UP THE STORY WHEN YOU HAVE AUTHOR/WRITER/STUPID PERSON BLOCK!
Mdalia : Yeah, Zhao's contract isn't in this chappy (C) but would most likely be in the next chapter Naiowa: Yeah, we need to "borrow" it and warp it, but yeah, I liked the author being gagged to, she's much less annoying. Zuko: Yeah, I have to agree; the author/writer chick is much less annoying when's she's gagged. Author/Writer: - -;; I know how Zhao feels...
Zuko: Do I get to say the disclaimer now, without the threat of being beaten on?
Sakura: No, I don't have a blindfold or Raesha's boomerang
Naiowa: Although Zuko you must admit, you sound a lot smarter when you're lying on the ground unconscious
Zuko: YOU LITTLE, EVIL! Runs at Naiowa who jumps out of the way and makes Zuko run into a wall
Naiowa: Teehee, anyone want to know if I can go for three in a row? Oh yeah the writer chick owes absolutely...Big surprise here...NOTHING!
Author/writer: sighs Blame nick, they came up with a simple and addictive idea before me...
Naiowa: You had plenty of time to figure out the story, you just lack millions of dollars and a brain
Has Zuko's one good eye deceived him? Was it a mere optical illusion? Just to be sure, he asked his, as the author has mentioned before, less than trusty uncle."UNCLE! DO YOU SEE THE AVATAR IN THE SKY! AND CAN YOU DO SOMETHING TO STOP THE DAMN NARRATOR FROM PICKING ON ME!" Zuko yelled, pulling the telescope away from his good eye. "Now, now Prince Zuko, the narrator is a mere figment of your imagination from being at sea for so-" Iroh gets cut of by Sakura who's yelling in a more than happy voice.
"A HA! ZUKO'S FINALLY GONE COOKOO! I TOLD YA SO! PAY UP!" Zuko looked over to Naiowa, Raesha, Keiana, Jee (who is warped in bandages) and a few beaten up crew members with various other injuries muttering stuff about "why couldn't he crack sooner" and "I had a suspicion he was crazy before we came along" they were giving Sakura little sacks of coins.
"YOU HAD BETS WHEN I WAS GOING CRAZY!" Zuko yells, "yup, and Sakura won" Raesha says with a hint of sadness, "well, there goes my dental" Jee says handing Sakura two bags of coins and walking off. Zuko growls, Naiowa shook her head. "Man, nice going, why couldn't you gone to the padded walls last week!" The demon cat says, whacking Zuko. Zuko growled, he does that a lot.
"SOME LOYAL CREW YOU ARE!"
"Thanks!" Came one reply.
"Yup, we sure are!" Was another.
"Awww, your making me blush"
"And you're nice to!"
There were more remarks like that, but we can focus on that later. Sarcastic lot aren't they? I once had a cousin that –
"SHUT UP! AIM CATAPULTS AT THAT BISON!" Zuko yells, pointing at the flying bison (?) "You sure that's a bison? It looks more like a buffalo to me!" Naiowa says, staring at the ten-ton creature,
"it's a bison! NOW YOU AIM THE CATAPULTS ALREADY!" Zuko screams, pointing at Sakura. "YAY!" Sakura sequels in delight, heading towards the catapult that was arising on Zuko's deck.
Keiana shook her head.
"I think you aught to know why they banned Sakura from the catapults in the fire nation"
Flashback why are there so many of these things!
"Now class, today I'm going to show you how to use the catapults in a nice, reasonable, responsible manner" an instructor says, happy that most of her class were standing to attention and weren't asking stupid questions..."Screw that!" Sakura says with a note of happiness, she ran towards the one of the catapults. "PULL!" She grabbed the catapult handle and pulled, a large rock flew towards a ship, little did Sakura know it was Zhao's ship, and that she caused major chaos on it that day. "Damn, you sunk my battleship!" Naiowa says, reaching for the handle of another catapult. End flashback.
Zuko was about to order Sakura to stop when he heard "HIT THE BISION/BUFFALO THING!" Sakura yells, pulling on the lever (sp?) a large rock/garbage (a/n: doesn anybody know what they use for ammo! Naiowa: Obviously not brains, as everyone is lacking them. Author/Writer: Does that mean you to? Naiowa: Oh shut up) pile thing flies into the air and shock horror! Hits Appa!
"You sure that things a bison?" Naiowa asks, as Appa dives into the ocean, let's hope that animal cruelty don't find us, because I really don't wanna talk to my lawyer again...
"SAVAGES!" Sokka yells as he, Katara and no duh Aang gets tied up in chains.
"Nothing personal, but if nothing else, I might get a pay rise...Wait, then it is personal aint it?" Raesha says/asks, Aang and Katara gave Raesha a more than puzzled look. "Ignore that idiot, I'm Naiowa, the demon cat...Mess with me and I'll wipe away all traces of your existence!" Naiowa says, giving a manic smile. "IT TALKS!" Sokka exclaims."AH! IT TALKS! No, actually there is someone around the corner using ventriloquism" Naiowa retorted.
"Really?" Sokka asks
"Sure, why not" Naiowa says rolling her large red eyes, they creep me out at night
"What's that voice?" Aang says.
"Eddy" Keiana said.
"Eddy? Who's Eddy?"
"Our stupid, annoying narrator"
"Oh...What's a narrator?"
"Enough! Take them below!" Zuko barks, "Helmsman! Head a course for the Fire Nation!"
Zuko then headed to his room to write a speech and other junk on how good it is to get his honor back and all that boring junk.
"DO YOU MIND! I'M TRYING TO WRITE HERE!" Zuko screams, well the author/writer chick is trying to write to but you don't see her complaining! Eddy protests, motioning to the author/writer who is tied to a chair, gagged, and trying to reach her pen and paper, which is a centimeter out of her reach. "BECAUSE SHE'S GAGGED AND CANT TELL YOU TO SHUT UP!" Zuko yells, Eddy sighs, you have no sense of humor! "AND YOU HAVE NO BRAINS!" Eddy sniffed, that wasn't nice you know!
Zuko crumpled up his speech and threw it behind him, hitting the author/writer/weirdo in the head.
"HMMMMMMMMMMM! UHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!" The author/writer chick tries to yell.
She was yelling that they'll regret this, "yeah, I should go check on the Avatar" Zuko says, getting up. Aang. "What?" Aang, that's the Avatar's name, I mean, you remember he's the Avatar, so you could remember his name. "Whatever" Zuko said, walking down to the prison hold.
When Zuko reached the prison hold/cells, he saw, that the Avatar, Katara, and that other guy were not in there cells, they were sitting at a table with those bratty recruits and cat, playing...Monopoly? (a/n: If I don't owe Avatar, do you really think I'll owe Monopoly? Raesha: You owe Monopoly? Author/writer: - -; No, I don't owe Monopoly).
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING!" Zuko yells, he needs some anger-management or something.
"Playing Monopoly, Naiowa's the banker, you wanna play?" Raesha asks, Sokka picked up a card.
" 'Go directly to jail, do not pass Go, do not collect $200' Awwwww, man!" He moaned as he moved his figure to "jail".
"YOU SHOULD BE TRAUMATIZING THEM! CALLING THEM NAMES! IMPENDING THEIR DOOM! NOT PLAYING MONOPOLY! AND- where'd you get Monopoly?" Zuko asks,
"Well, they were in their cells, and we wanted to play Monopoly, they asked if they can play" Keiana explains calmly, rolling the dice.
"AND YOU LET THEM!" Zuko barks,
"Well they said please," Raesha said, shrugging.
"And besides, we traumatize you, prank you, tease you, impend your doom an- Naiowa was cut of by Zuko. "WHY DON'T YOU DO IT TO THEM!"
"Hey, them we like, you we don't, simple no?" Sakura says, "and I "borrowed" Monopoly from the author" Zuko growls, "Whatever, DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE!" And with that we went to work on his speech.
"I won second place in a beauty contest!" Aang said with glee.
"Must be a typo, I think its meant to say "second place in a ugly contest:" Sokka says with a laugh
"Then you must of came first" Katara says.
Later: Zuko fell asleep writing his speech, that's how interesting it was. "Oh god, you" Zuko says, he went out on deck to train when he got there, he saw, Raesha, Keiana, Sakura and Naiowa were helping Aang and the others onto that bison/buffalo thing also known as Appa or Bos bison its scientific name (a/n: well according to a website I found of msn search it is anyway).
"Ok, lets not wait for the next time you get captured to get together!" Raesha says, giving Aang his glider. "Yeah, sure!" Aang said, Sokka was speechless, three fire nation troops and a cat were helping them escape! Katara thanked them, and Momo was whining that his pets had wandered off,
"Yeah, there a handful aren't they?" Naiowa says agreeing.
"Well, see ya! I hope Zuko don't get to mad at you guys for helping us" Aang says
"Don't worry about it! We know how to deal with him!" Keiana says, the girls waved good-bye as Aang gave the command "yip-yip" (a/n: Am I the only one who thinks he sounds like a Pomeranian when he does that!) and flew away.
"YOU LET THE AVATAR ESCAPE!" Zuko runs up to them screaming.
"No, we let them go" Raesha says,
"WHY! " Zuko yells, fire coming from his hands and wrists.
"As we said before, we like them, and they ask, said please, and we let show them the way out" Naiowa says.
"AND YOU DIDN'T BOTHER TO STOP THEM!" Zuko yells at his crew who were shaking there heads and hands in the no-we're-smart-and-are-not-going-to-be-beaten-by-them-again manner.
"YOU!" Zuko says pointing at Solider, "WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP THEM?"
"Like, no way man! They're insane! They go all Tae-Kwon-Dow (sp?) and bending and stuff…ITS CRAZY MAN!" Solider yells frantically, Zuko rolled his eyes, "you! Why didn't you do anything!" He asks another person, when he didn't answer, Zuko was about to ask again very loudly, but another person said. "Uh, sir, he can't hear you" "WHAT!" Zuko yells, "uh, he's deaf, and uh the chef and he says he's scared of those crazy girls" He continues, the deaf chef, who we shall call Chef for the hell of it walks off yelling. "SUCKERS! I CAN TALK AND HEAR JUST FINE! NO ONE BETTER DISTURB WHEN I'M COOKING OR THEY SHALL FACE MY BUCTHER (sp?) KNIFE!" Zuko growled and said to those three girls and cat that he loathed so much. "YOU'RE ALL UNDER SHIP ARREST! YOU CANNOT LEAVE THIS SHIP WHEN I'M AWAY! GOT IT!"
The girls shrugged and nodded with a few mumblings of "somebody needs happy medication" and "man, you think we blew his chance of going home or something!" "Dude, we DID!" "Oh, man that was irohinc!" "That's a good one! Irohinc!" The girls warped there arms around each others elbows and walked off to there rooms, Naiowa jumped onto Raesha's head, laughter and talking was heard all the way. Leaving a very confused Zuko
Ok that's enough for this chapter! Next time: Zhao's contract, and what happens when you leave three teenage girls and a demon charge alone on a big ship!
Zuko: YOU BLEW MY CHANCE OF GOING HOME! WHY!
Author/writer: I told you you'd regret tying me up and gagging me
Raesha: They were fun! We should invite Aang, Katara and Sokka over again some time!
Naiowa: Yeah, although next time we play Monopoly: Demonic Version! When you land on "go to jail" You end up in a real jail somewhere!
Sakura: Although I say we ditch Sokka somewhere, he's annoying
Sokka: HEY! I find that off- what's the word I'm looking for?
Naiowa: You meant to say "HEY! I'M AN IDIOT!"
Sokka: Thanks…HEY I'M AN IDIOT!...HEY! YOU EVIL CAT!
Zuko: I need more asprin…