AN: hey guys it is time for th enext instalment of the bEBST story ever yOU will not find a better story in th e world yes. kira oman stole my idea dont trust her or bandai they stole my idea too ! NO HATE leav good rview :) thnakyou

"AAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaa STOP it get off of me it huRT it burns it burns thE PAIN buy me a drink first god omg AWOOWO OW" she was screaming and kicking the tent.

we ran away from ba sing se cuz it was destroyed ayy. i was listening to the screams of my cousin keeara because she was in a tent and we wwere cramping out. i thought. oh no is she being wrapped and i shook my head no imposible. she has sexbending anyway so she cannot be rapped. duh.

but i went in to check on her anyway cuz i loaf her. in a cousoni way. I burn down the tent with firebending power and it is in flames. and i saw a dark man with big green goggles with an injector lookat me ! he was spooky and he INJECTED KEEARA! with the injection. But I objected to the injection!

"NO!" i said I rain after him.

"yes..." he slyed and squiggled away into the forest and i chased him fast but he disappeared before my eyes. i didnt even see that kind of bending before. was it even bending? what? but then he was gone?! i went back to keara.

"hey bitch r u ok" i asked her.

"hey bitch!" she said but it wasnt a loving bitch it was a mean bitch! and she called me it and i cant believe her i crid for a whole year fuk u keeara. but its ok i can tearbend my own tears away. but when i tried to tearbend them away they became a black hue and floated into keeara's lighr essence.

i didnt see that tho. i asked keeara if she anted to snoogle but she said "

:"NO heck off dumy ur fat! u r 10 pounds overwat. i hat u meanie" she jerked off at me

WHAT

i was sad more and went back to my tent. she was probs just periodbending tho. it k.

The other day before keeara was injected that night we decided we needed jobs befopre the firebenders stole them. and we were broke and i really wanted to buy a pair of avatar roky globes. they say "roku n roll" on them and they are cool. and also they give you the power to automatically master all firebending.

so we asked an old man on the road where to go to get a job. he said "why you shoud go to the job emporium in Prepublic city !" and we did that now we are there. also keeara punched the man.

oops.

when we got there we saw all the jobs in the world. hmmm. waht job do we choose? i looked around. keeara was at the professional BULLY stand and i said WAIT.

"You cant become a bully we are the halfatars and we are heroes yu cant do that!" and she grred at me. i dragged her to the next stand is aw and it was the fast food stand and we got jobs making fast noodles. they ziiped around like uzan bolt. he was a firebender who used fire to run fast. (an: real science fire makes u go fast bc it lowers air pressure temperature)

when we were there the work was slow and hard and i hate nodels. we still ditnt have aenough for roku gloves! they ar ea lot of moneys. 26 million yens! and the boss said to us it is k we can get a raise if we find a new kind of noodle that will be a bestselling hit evr! Keeara wanted to make a tear noodle where she cried on it with salt and i said NO that is poison.

i had a better idea. what if we got aang and he taught us hw to make ancient air nomad noodles that could fly in the air. and keeara groeld and hit me but i did a double block defense station force manuever. she growled agogain. but i knew all of her battle stations by now she cannot surprise me.

so we flew all the way to the ice land because i knew wherre aang was. he told me where he was going when i met him.

"who aang" said keeara furiouslyy

"you dont know aang? hes the avatar I HATE him" i said "he stole my job just like the firebenders"

"wow" said keeara and she was angry too but then we got him

we raised the ic ball out of the sky and keeara waterbending it open with her anger. HCHCHCHH BOOM it went and opened. and flash of big blue light went all the way into the air and his eyes were glowing and he rotated in the air.

"wow i am finally awake" said aang "what up" and then he sees me and his eyes go big and he says what!

"why did you wake me up?" he siad

"NOODLE"

and we grub him and go on nappa and nappa says hi to appa and then we flt away.

we go back into the prepublic city

"wow what is this polace caLLed?" he ased and i slapped his nogging AND Said

"it is prepublic city dummy" and he says ok and wOW and looked interested and did a hmmm.

we took him to the noodle store and he taught us how to make flying airbending noodles. it was an ancient art from the ai rnomads before they were all killed mercilessly by zozins coment. which i indirectly directd but that is jusgt how STRong i am. k.

we made all the noodles at work that day and got a good raise and big success. now everyrone knkows and loaves air nogodles and we are bullionaires and have all the moneys. when we were done with work we went outside and we saw a revolution. aang was on a podium airbending his voice to a crowd. he said

"Prepublic city Wow more like Republic city now!" HE was starting a rebellion! the reformation of the City! people were waterbending paint onto cars. they weere making A signs for Aang and put the a in a red circle and the city was busted up pretty bad. it smelled like rebellion in the air but good because it was for a great cause. I couldnt wait for republic city now!

but keeara did not like it!

"i am evil i do not like good thins she said " and her eyes glow bad. i gasped and said dont say that and then we went to sleep.

KEEARA POV

GRr im evil. i do not like good things i am bad. i want people to be dead i want ruin i want destrucitio. i am tough. i do it all. chaos yes . freedom is bad. whTA more world wars yes yes yes i will fuel the fire naiton fuck morality. yes. That rigth i SAid FUCK i dont cRae u cant tell me what 2 do

i picked up aang. he was in a temple te rebellion had built for him and i stole him. the alarms luckily didnt go off and i broke out of the cage and went on nappa and flew all the way backt o the ice ball. i threw him in there and waterbended it back up, sealing the ball.

"goodbye ag" i said and tipped my hat evily.

the whole city was ruined because of the revolution and no it will never progress. now everyone will hate benders bc angng lef tthem forever. yes. i am so bad! hahahahahahahaha HAHAHAHHA

then i went ba k

MY POBV

I WOKe up and suddenly aang was gone? niow the revolytion wont work?

"what the heck where did anag go to " i asked keeara and she said

:he wnet away cuz he doesnt LIKE you!" and she snered

after that we boguhtt he roku gloves BUT TEHY DIDNT EVEN FIT

AN: WOW WHAT WILL HAPEPEND NEXT SUCH AN EXITIN G CHAPTER WHAT THE HECK AHAHHAAHAH THIS ONE WAS A COMEDY WHAOAHOA BUT ALSO STUFF IS GOING ON UNDER THE HOOD LOOK! ! ! AT THAT IM GRETA IM SO SUBTLE KEEARA IS EVIL FUCK