Shadow: We disclaim. Cause, like, this game'd be rated M. cause I'd through a lot of smex in there. Like serious. And some threesomes. And not everything yaoi. But most. And Vi would just ignoring and skipping over those parts. And we don't own Moogle plushies. Sadly
Sora
I opened the door to see a happy and spazzy Kairi with a smiling Namine. Kairi threw some clothes in Riku's face and turned to walk away while Namine just handed off some clothes to Roxas. I glared at the amount the two gave them. "You are not fucking staying here until all those clothes have been used." I informed them darkly looking at the twenty outfits each. Roxas and Riku smirked at me making me glare once again and turn to Kairi. "Why do you have Riku's clothes?"
She smiled at me and Riku stood beside her. They wrapped their arms around each other's waists and smirked. "The clothes have to be kept somewhere while I'm stalking you." Riku informed me. My eyes widened and then I turned to Kairi.
"Yea he stays at my place sometimes and stalks you while you sleep, while you walk to school, while your changing, and while you're playing video games. I find it funny so I'm not mad at him. In fact, I'm encouraging it." She smiled. I glowered at her as Roxas sweat dropped while Namine patted his shoulder supportively.
"Okay now go away before I murder you." I said angrily. Kairi stuck her tongue out at me. I watched her leave dragging Namine with her. "I fucking hate you, Kairi!" I shouted angrily. She looked back and gave me a smug smile. I retreated into my house with a scared expression. She's going to do some random crap and make me get pissed off.
"Huh… you gotta love that smile." Riku said and grabbed my arm pulling me upstairs. I jumped when I felt someone grab my ass but neither of the boys admitted to doing it so I tried to ignore the perverted omen.
"No threesomes!" Kairi's parents yelled through the window in the living room. I glanced back curiously trying to understand what she means. I mean threesome is just three people. That sentence made no sense. Roxas and Riku glared at each other.
"I'm not sharing." Roxas pouted.
"I would never even think about sharing." Riku said holding me closer.
"Huh, okay then I'll just pretend like I know what you're talking about." I smiled making both boys look at me then lick their lips. They were in perfect sync. It scared me for a moment but I just ran away into my room and slammed the door. Both boys barged in and then Riku tossed me onto the bed. My eyes widened then I looked back, my head dangling off the bed. I grinned seeing my game and started playing.
"You were actually considering it weren't you?" Roxas asked dryly.
"I was fucking considering it since he made that bitch of a comment. It's a fucking bitch comment." Riku growled. I looked at them both for a moment and shrugged.
"You both are so weird. I'm just going to play my game now so do whatever you want." I said making both boys look at me once again and scowl.
"He fucking deserves it." Riku and Roxas said at the same time with a tone of annoyance.
Roxas
"So, you're going to share?" I inquire quirking up an eyebrow. We were both standing in the doorway staring at Sora who was innocently playing his game. I'll bet anything that our looks were very hungry and lustful.
"Just this once." Riku says with a curt nod I catch out of the corner of my eye.
"Good, cause this is the only time I'm sharing too." Riku crawls up on the foot of Sora's bed and I went around the front. I press pause on his game, gently setting the controller to the side, and climbing into Sora's lap. My legs were half wrapped around Sora, my feet on either side of Riku's waist, who, in turn, had his legs right next to Sora's. He was teasing the hem of the brunette's shirt. I figure it's fair for him to molest Sora cause I get to kiss him. Though I get to molest some too. I gently pull Sora forward by his chin and kiss him, starting gentle, slowly getting more demanding, and, surprisingly all things considered, he knows to open his mouth.
I was pressed so close to Sora that I could feel Riku's wandering hands inside Sora's shirt and I was about to put mine down the back of his pants as I let my tongue explore his mouth when the door was opened. I pulled away and glared, as I was turning my head I saw Riku was doing the same. The only thing we moved, though, was our heads. (shadow: -snickers- not explaining if you don't get it)
His mom was smiling a little too sweetly for comfort as she said, "You're Chinese is downstairs on the table."
"We didn't order Chinese, did we?" Sora asks looking between Riku and me a blush rising slightly. We both briskly shake our heads.
"Well, we did," His dad says "We didn't know what you liked, Roxas, so we asked Namine while she was here. I hope you like it." Then they left and closed the door. What. The. Fuck. Riku and I look at each other over Sora's shoulder and sigh. I climb off of Sora and sit next to him.
"Alright, well, I'm gonna go eat," He says escaping out of the room. I groan and throw myself back, lying on the bed.
"Gods fucking dammit," I sigh, rolling my head to look at Riku. "You use the bathroom first."
"Okay," Riku said and I have a feeling that that was the end of our only completely diplomatic conversation ever.
Riku leaves the room and I sigh again before standing and heading down all the stairs and into the kitchen sitting at the table next to Sora. "Which is mine?" I ask and Sora points at one.
"That one," He says, swallowing the food in his mouth I get up to grab it.
"Hey Roxas?" Sora asks as I'm reaching over the table for my food. I look at him in a profile view.
"Yeah?" I ask.
"Tell your pants it's rude to point." And it was hell that he said it innocently, like he didn't know.
Sora
After we were done eating I walked upstairs slowly and curled up under my covers ready to sleep. To my annoyance, both Riku and Roxas crawled in on either side of me. I was a bit surprised… I mean Roxas kissed me. Isn't that enough. Of course, it wasn't my first kiss. Tidus taught me how to French kiss a few years back. This was before he started claiming that he was going to marry Riku.
"You two look really weird." I whispered as Riku latched onto my left arm and Roxas my right. I groaned making both boys look at me with strange expressions then go take turns going to the bathroom again. When they were both done the freaks were back to their spots on the bed and on my arms. I won't get to cuddle with my moogle plushie at this rate!
"You can't cuddle with it, why don't you cuddle with us?" Riku whispered making my eyes widen as Roxas glared at him.
"This was all so that he couldn't cuddle with his moogle plushie? I want to see that." He pouted. Riku smirked and handed Roxas his phone, showing his background was of me fast asleep with my plushie. I glared knowing I never gave him that picture and that he had stalked me to get it.
"I want to cuddle!" I cried angrily and reached out for my plushie. They looked at me with hungry expressions. I'm a bit confused. Didn't we just eat dinner? Instantly Roxas was pretty much on top of me along with Riku. They were just cuddling against me making me sigh. "I feel like a mafia lord with all the chicks." I grumbled earning some upset hisses of crap like 'I'm not a chick' and 'that's not very manly' coming from either side.
"How about we have some fun?" Roxas whispered in my ear but I was already falling asleep. I didn't want to do anything else tonight. I've played my game, dealt with my friends, was kissed by Roxas while Riku did something with my shirt, and was scared by Kairi. That was just tonight alone. I'm so tired!!!!
"Do you think he's asleep?" Riku asked but I was too tired to say 'no, not yet' so I just laid there slowly falling asleep to the sound of their quick breathing. Instantly I got twin pokes on my cheeks. One was by Riku and the other by Roxas. I wanted to glare at them and tell the boys to go away but I was pretty much an un-moveable rock. Nothing is going to make me move.
"We can't jump him while he's sleeping, what if he wakes up?" Roxas asked with a slight growl. This can't be real! He kissed me! Roxas can't want to beat me up now!
"Does that really matter? It would be better if he did." Riku smirked.
"Yes but… think of his parents… I'm done with them walking in on us." At this I could feel both boys nod before passing out in a bed of clouds.
Roxas
Sora being asleep, we were bored. We being Riku and I (that is one of few times I'll ever refer to Riku in a 'we'). We decided not to jump him though it'd be easier right now than before, if only because Sora'd wake up and not understand a thing.
"Practice the skit?" I offer with a quirked eyebrow.
"Eh, no," Riku replies shifting slightly beside Sora to get comfortable.
"Figured," I grumble also getting more comfortable and fall asleep.
Waking up, half on top of Sora who was still asleep with Riku laying next to him and watching him. I stretch slightly and yawn.
"'Morning," Riku says with a nod.
"Morning," I reply with another yawn and we were silent for a while.
"Who knew we could be civil to each other?" I ask watching Sora sleep just like Riku was.
"I still don't like you," Riku says seriously.
"And I don't like you either. But we're still being civil. Anyways, can you send me the picture of Sora and his moogle plushie?" I ask.
"I don't have your number."
"Fine then. Give me your phone and I'll send it to myself." I grumble and Riku passes his phone. I quickly find the picture, attach it to a message and send it to my number, which I had memorized. I handed him his phone back.
"If only his parents hadn't interrupted…." Riku says longingly and I offer a twisted half-smile.
"But did we, really want to rape him?" I ask looking at Riku.
"Naw, that'd be scarring." He says with a quick head shake.
"'s what I thought." And we lapsed into a comfortable silence, just watching Sora sleep and listening to his steady deep breaths. He was cute this way. And I mean cuter than normal, cause he was always cute. And he was even cuter hugging a moogle plushie like he was in the picture.
Eventually Sora stirs awake. He stretches and rubs his eyes yawning before smiling brightly at both Riku and me. "Good morning," He says innocently.
We both say "Good morning" back to him and move out of the way so he could get to the edge of the bed. He stands and stretches again and then sees his game, walking over to it with a huge smile and turning it on with his toe, pressing the power button for the TV with his finger and grabbing the controller, walking back and flopping down on the bed. More final fantasy. I don't think I could blame him though. Final fantasy was addicting, especially nine.
When the game started he was just as absorbed in it as he was yesterday. Meaning we could burn down the house around him and so long's it didn't hit the power that kept the PS2 on, or the PS2 itself, or the TV. Riku and I could be killing each other and he wouldn't notice. But we couldn't rape him cause that'd distract him. Life sucked sometimes.
Sora
I was going to play my game again but then the doorbell rang making me run downstairs to get it knowing exactly who it would be. When I opened the door I noticed my parents cars gone. I was going to tell the guys but decided not to when Kairi grinned at me. "Are you ready?" She asked flashing her ps2 memory card. Today we decided to explore the world of Final Fantasy X-2 together. Today will be epic!!! I decided this when I saw the hot chicks on the cover of the case she was holding. Sure I'm gay but hot chicks are fun to watch while fighting.
Especially when they can change outfits.
We raced upstairs but she stopped when I opened the door and she saw Riku and Roxas sprawled out on my bed looking bored. "Huh… I just thought of something else we can do." She smirked as she turned off my game and put in the new one. I sat down and grabbed the controller getting ready to play while Kairi forced the boys to their feet. "Here now go into the closet and have fun now while mommy and daddy play video games." She smiled locking the two in my closet.
I glared at her making the girl laugh at me. "Why did you do that?" I asked blankly making her snicker even more. I could hear the two of them fighting in the closet. It was obvious that they were not having fun in there. I sighed waiting for my half-sister to explain.
"You're too innocent to be locked in there with one of them. Besides you're my brother. I don't want to be the one to ruin you. Those boys might as well have fun with each other since I'm not letting them touch you." She explained. I didn't really get anything in there except for 'not letting them touch you' which made me mad.
"Not even hold hands?!" I cried getting up angrily as 'Yuna?' began her song. Kairi stared at me for a moment then turned away and tried to pretend like she doesn't know me. This is kind of hard when she's in my room trying to play on my PS2. I scowled realizing she won't answer me.
"You are so innocent…" She smiled and patted my head before we began to play the game. It actually was fun… for a chick game… I sighed for a moment then smirked and laughed evilly as the real Yuna appeared, guns blazing.
We played for three hours before I finally turned to her for a moment and blinked. "Are we forgetting something?" I asked as a soft thud came from the closet. She looked at me with an innocent smile then tilted her head to the side with a musing expression.
"I don't think so." She grinned. Letting me know that we did, in fact, forget something. Hopefully it wasn't anything important.
Roxas
Riku and I were listening to Kairi and Sora, and it ended with us both twitching slightly and glaring at each other. Then we started arguing, per usual.
"There's no way in hell I'd do anything like that with you," I say disgustedly. I may've been fine sharing last night but I was not doing that with Riku.
"Not even if we were the last two people on earth and I was drunk and high," Riku agrees. "And I'm not sharing Sora anymore."
"Neither am I. last night the one time. Though, I'd rather not have to deal with Kairi…" I trail off.
"Me neither."
"Kill her?"
"And hide the evidence?"
"Well, yeah, I mean, unless we want to go to juvie and have a permanent record."
"Just asking."
The closet was pitch black, but I was able to see the outlines, so I was able to make my way to the corner and sit down without stumbling. "So, long and painful, quick and painful, or quick and painless?" I ask looking up at the shadow that was Riku. He shifts, probably to sit, but he was, apparently less than agile in the dark and totally face plated.
Smooooo~th.
"Ow…" He groans sitting up and pulling his legs in. I was laughing too hard to be sympathetic. If only it was possible for that to have been caught on camera. It wouldda gone straight to youtube. Of course, Namine said the same thing about when I'm singing along with Jesse McCartney, but that's different. Because that was me and this was Riku.
Yes, I'm just that self-involved.
After a while we got bored with silence. It can only be peaceful for so long before it got awkward if neither of you had anything to do.
"We need out of this hole." Riku points out.
"Ok, let me use my telekinesis to unlock the door," I reply sarcastically giving him a deadpan look. Too bad he couldn't see it. My life, right now anyways, would be greatly improved with light.
"No, I don't mean like that, unless you know how to kick down a door," He replies and I can tell he was giving me a "really? Really now?" look.
"Well," I muse "We could always try calling Sora's phone." And then it hit me. We couldda just used our cell phones for light. Dammit. We're stupid.
"I'll try first." Riku says and pulls out his phone. He flips it open and is immediately blinded by the light. I could tell because he was blinking and holding the phone away from his face. "Fuck that's bright…" He mutters and I chuckle. He dials the number and puts it on speaker setting it in front of him on the ground.
"I'm sorry, but the number you have dialed has a voice mail box that is not set up yet." Riku glares and hits the end button.
"My turn," I sigh pulling my phone out and sliding it open. I had the light set to the lowest option because I hated light. So it didn't blind me. Cause I was awesome like that.
I call Sora (he was on my speed dial, number 2 to be exact, only cause 1 was voicemail) put it on speaker and set it down, pressing my ear to the door to listen.
"Your phone's ringing again," kairi says.
"I can check it later," Sora replies, probably still playing his game.
"God dammit!" I yell, almost stepping on and destroying my phone as I stand up. Today sucked.
Shadow: lawl, wow. Chaos. But in a good way XDDDD damn, I didn't want Riku and Roxy to get along yet but, eh, it'll be funner this way. Neways, Review! Ja!