Hey guys! Sorry it took a while, I know I'm taking a while to update now, but for at least a week it won't be so bad okay? Vacation kicks....butt....when it comes to this sort of thing. Lots more free time!

Anyway, still thanking you guys, including the new people that I find reading the story. Hope you guys are enjoying it! I really love the reviews, they make me feel much better about my writing and my story! So thanks goes out to you all, especially the reviewers!

Oh, and I'm sorry that this is not MelloXNear! Really I am! Because I love that pairing as well. XD

Anyway, I will however grant you this. I promise that as soon as I finish this story I will write a MelloXNear mpreg okay? Let me know a head of time if you want a one shot or not okay?

Thanks again!

Disclaimer: This joke is getting old....if I owned...mannnnnny people would end up pregnant, and Misa would be dead. Sorry to all you Misa fans, but I find her a little too obsessive for me.

Warning: I believe there is language in this one, yaoi or course, and now two little pregnant cuties! XD

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L looked quizzically at the phone held between his thumb and index finger, "What do you mean? What's going on there?" Watari was watching, obviously curious as to what was happening at his orphanage.

The sound of dice falling as Near went about rebuilding his dice tower was the answer L got, however Near's voice came soon after, "Mello's gotten himself into trouble." L could practically feel the sweat-drop as he scowled, it figured. However, he didn't get a chance to respond when a commotion started on the other end.

"My fault?! How could this possibly be my fault?!" L recognized the voice of Mello immediately.

"I warned you," the voice that responded to the blond was also familiar. "I told you that stupid notebook would bring you nothing but trouble. Look what it did to Kira."

Matt did bring up a good point, L thought, biting the tip of his thumb.

"Like I was supposed to know this would happen!" Mello screeched, his yell was soon followed by the loud click of a gun being cocked back.

"Shit Mels, put the gun down!" Matt hollered, as a soft sigh escaped Near's mouth.

"Stop taking letters out of my name!" L jumped at the sound of a gun shot.

"DUDE! That was really close to my head!"

"Your lucky I don't aim for your dick! What'll happen then? Hmm? Obviously not this!"

L, finally tired of the conversation, broke the silence between him and Near, "What exactly is going on there?"

Near sighed again, "Mello had gotten hold of a certain notebook, the one we believe Kira is using."

"The Death Note," L put in, having one in their possession as well.

"Right," Near verified, "However, note the past tense of that, he lost it within the week."

"Well excuuuuse me!"

Near ignored the blond and continued to inform L of their situation, "With all the evidence provided, we believe that the notebook is more than likely capable of more than just killing. Either that or the shinigami owning the notebook does."

"I'm afraid I have yet to understand you Near," L muttered, not having enough information to put the pieces together.

Near let out another sigh, "Mello's pregnant."

L couldn't help the bubbles of laughter that escaped him, he passed the phone on to Watari, unable to hold it any longer as he doubled over in laughter.

Near looked at the phone, confusion as to why L was laughing so hard was clearly written on his face.

"What he do?" Matt asked, looking over at the albino.

Near looked up at them from his spot on the floor, "He's laughing."

Mello's face went red, "I'm gonna kill the little-" his threat was cut off as Matt held him back from stomping the phone into pieces. "Let go!"

After L regained his composure, he took a deep breath, thankful that the Task Force wasn't there that morning, and took back the phone. "Ironic," was the word he let slip from his mouth, causing confusion on the other end.

"What is ironic?" Near asked, the sound of dice falling over again, "Mello! Watch where you kick your fat feet!"

"I'm about to kick you in the face!" Mello shouted back.

"We have the same situation here," L interrupted again, causing all commotion on the other end to cease.

"Who the hell did you knock up?" Mello asked, his voice sounding quiet surprised.

"I didn't."

"You mean…" Matt's thoughts were cut off as Mello started laughing.

"Th-the worlds greatest detective got h-himself knocked up!" Mello laughed, his voice rambled from the laughter.

Near scowled, "You are in no position to be laughing," the albino pointed out, releasing his hold on a curl only to move onto another.

Mello didn't answer but instead merely turned his head away with a loud huff.

L, getting tired with where the conversation was going, decided to ignore the little outbursts the Wammy boys tended to have. "Will you come to Japan to assist in the Kira case or not?"

"I will," Near said, his tone not showing the annoyance that L knew was there.

Mello let out another huff of annoyance, "If Near's coming so am I."

Matt shrugged, though L could not see it, "Guess I'm in."

L smiled, "Good, I shall see you in a few days then," he offered as a good bye.

"See ya," they all replied, L hug up soon after hearing the farewell.

Light sat beside him, a look of utter confusion on his face that almost made L laugh. "What the hell was that?"

L shrugged, dumping in his sugar into his tea as he took a testing sip of the sweet liquid. "My successors will be traveling to join us soon. They will take over the case, however, one is," there was a slight pause, "in the same condition I am."

Light looked at him, "You mean-"

"Yes Light," L stated, "One of my successors are pregnant. I thought by now you might be able to spit the word out, because this is real and is happening."

Light blinked at L, only slightly affected by L's sudden outburst. "L, I hope you realize it was I that told my father," he pointed out, making L's face go thoughtful.

"I am sorry Light-kun, however I am feeling mixed emotions today and the phone conversation has made me irritable." Light nodded in understanding, sitting up as he grabbed L's hand, pulling him up with him. Watari had long left, taking the phone back to it's rightful place.

L brushed Light away, walking down the hallway and towards the bathroom. "I'm in need of shower," he looked over his shoulder, "Don't try and get away with anything, Watari will be watching."

Light scowled at how he was being treated, however he didn't expect to be forgiven just like that. Granted he figured that he would have been punished more severely, however, he had a feeling that after L had the child, he would be in a bit more trouble than he was in now.

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You know, I forgot to add this up there, I agree with you ferris ulf, L's reaction was extremely...docile.

I had a huge fight planned out, however, it made my friend cry so I had to start the whole chapter over and make a new one...that is the previous chapter I mean.

Anyway thanks time!!

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