So it's Doubleshot Tuesday... Why have one shot of Adele, when you can have 2?

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Rumour Has It - Adele

Rumours buzzed around McKinley like flies around a trash pile.

They were everywhere, and about everyone.

Rachel was a hermaphrodite.

Quinn had had her tubes tied

Puck had a vasectomy, but that was his own doing.

Santana and Karofsky were each other's beards. That one was true, but no one had to know that.

Sylvester was an android, bent on world domination.

Figgins had no idea what he was doing.

Finn was actually a dog that had been turned into a human.

Kurt didn't want to know the rumours about him that were floating around.

He may not want to know, but that didn't stop him from listening in as two girls mentioned his name.

'Kurt Hummel? The gay kid from glee?' one asked, in disbelief.

'Yeah, apparently he's cheating on his boyfriend, Blake or Bland or something, the one from Hogwarts,' the other replied, causing Kurt to roll his eyes. Someone, Sam he guessed, had said in passing one day, and now everyone called it that.

'But that Warbler is so cute, why would he cheat on him?' the other asked, sounding upset.

'It's who he's cheating with!'

'Tell me, you cow!'

'Hag,' Kurt could hear the grin the girl had, there was a long pause, before she finally answered. 'Noah Puckerman.'

Kurt had stumbled away as he covered his mouth to stifle his laughter.

He collided with a solid body and almost ended up on his ass.

'Whoa, careful Hummel,' Puck was holding a shaking Kurt up. 'What's wrong?' he asked in concern, before he realised that Kurt wasn't crying, but laughing.

'Apparently I'm cheating on Blaine with you,' he managed to get out. It took Puck a moment to decipher through Kurt's manic laughter, but when he did, he started laughing.

Kurt and Blaine's relationship had fizzled almost as soon as it had started and Kurt and Puck had started hanging out during the summer.

The night before they'd started back up at school Puck had shown up at Kurt's doorstep and pulled him into a searing kiss, and all but begged Kurt to be his boyfriend. Kurt had scolded him for the lack of originality but accepted nonetheless, on the condition that they go somewhere other than Breadstix for the first date.

So yeah there was a grain of truth to the rumour, but no one had to know.

But rumour has it he's the one I'm leaving you for.

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