Lucci lay dead in a pool of his own blood. Luffy had shot him, with Aokiji's gun, with that one bullet left. "Dude........." Sanj realize that he could have been killed. "That was the fuck man." he seemed humbled, a tear rolled down his eye. Zoro walked over, Robin holding him up, helping him. "Dude, are you crying???" "*sniff* *sniff* ...... fuck you man..... *sniff* I almost died man......" Zoro rolled his eyes, "You bitch, I actually GOT shot, I'm not crying." Sanj looked at Zoro's wounded leg, Sanj seemed to easily recover to his usual 'stoked' attitude. "Whoa shit! That's fuckin awesome man. Shitt'n gangster!" Zoro and Robin both rolled their eyes.
Luffy stood over Lucci, just staring down at the man he just killed. Nami came over to him to comfort him, "You ok?" Luffy still just stood there aimlessly, "......." Nami wrapped herself around his arm. "First time I've ever killed somebody," Luffy was not really himself at this moment. "It'll be fine Luffy, I promise." Luffy looked at Nami and smiled, she smiled back.
Suddenly the door busted opened and cops flooded into the room. "MOVE! MOVE! MOVE! HINA AND TASHIGE WANTS THIS PLACE DOWN NOW!!!" Some of the cops pointed their guns at Luffy and the crew, "FREEZE!" "FREEZE!" "PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR NOW!!!"
Garp and Smoker came into the room, "HOLD YOUR HOURSES BOYS! THAT'S MY GRANDSON AND HIS FUCKED UP FRIENDS." Zoro rolled his eyes, "Hey, it's blowhard fuckhead Garp and yeah I'M the fucked up one." "GARHAHAHAHAHAHA! WELL DONE LUFFY!!!! I KNEW YOU WOULD FOLLOW THE PATH OF THE COP ONE DAY!!! GARHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!" Then Garp noticed the look on Luffy's face and Lucci on the floor, "Ah Luffy, my boy, It's hard to take a life for a 'GOOD' reason, but I'm sure if YOU did it, there was no way in ANY way you were wrong to do it." Luffy smiled at his grandpa. Garp howled, "ALRIGHT! LET'S GET OUTSIDE AND FORGET THIS HELL HOLE!!"
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Outside the sun was rising. They met up with Mute Sopp, "Sopp! You're alive!.... uh I mean, OF COURSE..... you're..... alive!" Sanj was just being stupid but hey, that's Sanj. Luffy looked at Sopp, "So, Sanji said you were finishing something. What was it?" Mute Sopp looked at everybody who was staring at him. "Fuck it...... I'm talkin now. .......... Check this shit out." USOPP said as he lit a cigarette and tossed it at a damp trail next to him.
The match set off a gasoline trail that set on fire all the way to quick stop. It exploded in fire setting a blaze to the quick stop, the bodies still inside,..... and all the buildings connected to it. Zoro looked in horror, his jaw dropped. Sanj looked at him, "Dude..... what's up with you face?" Zoro was mortified, "We.... we..... WE STILL WORKED THEIR!!!!" Sanji looked at the quick stop, then back a Zoro, "I don't remember working there man." Zoro was about to beat the crap out of Sanj if he could move, his leg still hurt like hell and was still slightly bleeding, "ME AND LUFFY DUMBASS!!!!" Sanj had a realization, "Ohhh......." he looked back at the burning building, ".... Well you're boned with your boss, man." Zoro tried to jump Sanj but still couldn't move too much. "DAMN IT!!!! WHY DO I HAVE TO BE FIRED FROM EVERYTHING!!!!! I think I'll just go to my house, never work again and just die..." he was very depressed.
Luffy put his arm around Zoro's shoulders and grinned widely, "Dude! You can't look at it as being fired this time! The place blew up! That's not being fired! That's unemployment due to circumstance! We're in the clear man!" Zoro smacked himself in the forehead, "7 hours of so much fucked up shit..... and what the hell I got for it!?" He looked at Robin, "Well I guess I got the best thing I could huh?" Robin smiled, "Definitely." They kissed.
Luffy looked at Nami, "I got to agree Zoro." he kissed Nami. Sanj and Usopp looked at them with happiness, then jealousy took over, where were their bitches man? They looked at each other for a moment then quickly looked away with sick looks on their faces. "Uh......." Usopp spoke again, "Wanna get some chicks from the strip club?" Sanj nodded, "Fuck yeah! Let's leave this mushy shit!" As they were about to leave, Garp stopped them.
"Do you to realize all the bodies in that burning FUCKFURNIS was evidence right? And you KNOW what the CAPITAL punishment for getting rid of evidence is don't you??" Sanj and Usopp gulped. Then Sanj panicked, "I was all bitch tits's idea!" Usopp looked at him, "ME!? You're the one that told me to do it asshole!"
"Oh great! Now that you can talk your gonna defend yourself now?! How can I have a scapegoat if you snitch on me snitchin!?"
"You know what!? Fuck you SANJI!"
"It's SANJ!"
"You sir are a DUMBASS!" he slapped Sanji.
"You slapped me!" Sanji slapped back.
Usopp slapped back.
Sanji slapped back.
It turned into a slap BRAWL.
Garp just laughed, "GARHAHAHAAHHAHA!!!! YOU TWO BITCHES ARE TOO PATHITIC TO LOCK UP!!!! GARHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I'M NOT GOING TO ARREST YOU PUSSIES!!!!"
Sanji and Usopp stopped slapping each other and looked at Garp, "........ thanks?"
As they headed home Zoro was just so relieved, "Man, I'm just glad over all we made it in one piece." Luffy thought about that, "Hmmm.... ONE PIECE, I like the way that sounds.
Everybody went home, today had been pretty fucked up. Robin went with Zoro to his house. Nami went with Luffy to a hotel. Usopp and Sanji went to a strip club.
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In the city, in a small building labeled: Galley-La Machanics. A man walked in and pushed on a man under a car with his feet. The pushed caused the man under the car to get hit with something, "UGH! FUCK! WHO THE HELL IS PUSHING-" the man got from underneath the car got up and realized who it was. "Hey Paulie," the other man said, "Ice-baka here?" Paulie was speechless, "Y-yeah....... he's...... in the....... office......." "Thanks Paulie."
The man opened the door to the Galley-La main office. Iceburg looked to see who it was and smiled, "Nma, you come for a job....... Franky?"
Franky grinned, "Yeah, I guess so." Iceburg was a little shocked, "Does that mean...."
Franky chuckled, "Yeah, I got him Iceburg......... Crocodile is behind bars. I gave the cops all they needed to put him away for life on Tom-san's death alone. I got justice. The kind of justice Tom-san would be proud of." Iceberg s smile got bigger, "I think he is VERY proud bro."
Franky wiped away a single, small tear, "Yeah....... I think he is too."
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~Epilogue~
Luffy and Zoro got honors and the key to the city for being civilian heroes in aiding the biggest drug bust and criminal arrest in the history of the STATE. They are both still with Nami and Robin. Robin's pregnant with one, Nami has triplets.
Sanji and Usopp somehow convinced Aokiji to make them business partners. They now own 30% of all the nightclubs Aokiji own and their prophet.
Franky became lead manufacturer of Galley-La Mechanics, he later created his own company and is still the CEO, Chairman, Board Leader, and owner of Oro Jackson Industries.
Crocodile is still in jail.
Lucci and all the others are still dead.
Daz Bonez escaped custody and hid under the name Jacob Uno. He now owns a blade and sword shop called 'Number 1 Blades'. Zoro orders from their catalog of swords every now and then, not knowing who owns the store.
Kizaru, Don Krieg, Kuro, Nojiko, Geko Moria, Boa Hancock, Coby, Morgan, Django, Fullbody, Anyone from the Skypia ark, Michael Jackson, Elvis, Martians, President Obama, Evil overlord Dick Cheney, Batman, Naruto, Ichigo and many other people were not in this story.
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~Super Epilogue~
Zoro walked up to Luffy who was behind the counter of his newly rebuilt and re-owned bar, renamed 'One Piece'. "So, I guess this beats any shitty dead end job we've had before huh?" Luffy grinned, "Fuck yeah! I hope we have shit that happened to us back then to happen now too!!!" Zoro agreed without realizing what Luffy meant, "ha, yeah- Wait! WHAT!?!?"
THE ACTUAL END BITCHES