Shadows Of Our Shadows suggested/requested this, so I wrote it. Um, yeah. *giggles* It was loads of fun~ And don't worry, LockDaisy, your suggestions come next.

(But I love her nickname for me! Sunny-chan! Ain't it cute?)

The whole 'godmorn' line was from 'Norway on Caffeine.' If you haven't seen it, you can look it up on Youtube. It was hi-la-rious.

England smiled. Today was a good day. They had actually managed to get some work done, France had yet to grope him, and it was sunny outside and godmorn, life is beautiful!

Skipping slightly, he opened the door to the meeting room, knowing full well he was much too early and had another ten minutes of lunch break. And promptly regretted his decision.

Russia had America bent over the table, half naked and face flushed as he moaned. America was gripping the table painfully hard (he thought he heard something crack) and gasping for air, Nantucket bobbing up and down, his face an expression of ecstasy and pain. "I-Ivan!" England could only stare at them, frozen in shock.

America, his little brother. Being fucked by Russia. Arguably the scariest nation in the world. No, the worst part was that he was watching and oh god there was no way in hell he was turned on by this.

Sitting up, America finally noticed him standing in the doorway and blanched. "Stop!"

The Slavic nation was unceremoniously shoved on the floor. America began to hyperventilate and pull whatever articles of clothing he could towards himself. "Oh my God England why are you here oh God..." Russia finally noticed him and gave him his trademark smile, starting to chant his kolkolkol. "England, I think it'd be best if you just left now."

"R-right." He managed to stutter out, before turning and running down the hall.

Yeah, just an amazingly great day he was having...

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Hungary whistled cheerily, holding a thick black binder under her arm. She had already gotten footage of Germany and Italy from the first break, and Prussia and her ex-husband had already provided her with lots of fun. Oh yes, this was a very productive day indeed.

She was actually headed to a closet she and Japan had dubbed their meeting place for exchanging videos and planning out new doujinshis. It also happened to be the most frequently used closet, but that was a bonus.

Twisting the doorknob with a flourish, she pulled the door open.

She could have sworn her nose just exploded.

Russia was leaning against one wall, head thrown back, panting heavily and moaning. America was kneeling at his feet, sucking his freakishly large cock, stroking whatever he couldn't take. Torn between watching or getting Japan and filming the rest, she stood stock-still, eyes wide.

America shuffled backwards, blushing heavily. "Um, Hungary..."

"Don't stop." Expression crazed, she pulled out her phone and punched in a speed dial. "Japan. Get here with a camera. Now."

Shutting the door just a bit, she smiled. "Go on! Just ignore us!"

"..."

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Switzerland walked side by side down the hallway with his sister. America had been arguing with Russia again, though why he'd taunt him he'd never know. They had been kicked out to 'settle their differences elsewhere,' and hadn't returned. Holding her hand protectively, they rounded a corner.

Russia was pushing the North American nation against the wall, kissing him hungrily and shuddering as America sucked and bit his neck. Their eyes slid closed as they kissed passionately, and snapped open as a bullet shot dangerously close to their faces.

"WHY ARE YOU TWO FORNICATING IN THE HALLS? There are innocent children here-"

America tried to regain his breath. "Calm down, Vash, before you shoot someone and get in trouble again."

"Lili is hardly a child. Most 'children' here are at least seventy years old." Russia supplied helpfully. This was met with a glare.

He turned to his sister. "Lili-"

Lili was busy scrolling through the pictures she had taken on a digital camera (from where, they would never know). "Remind me to never let you see Hungary again."

She smiled innocently and hid the camera again. "As you wish, brother~"

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Greece walked into the room.

Directing his blank stare at the two nations currently fucking each other, he shrugged. "Whatever." And walked out the door.

"...that was unexpected..."

Hope you like it, Shadow-chan!~