Chapter 10: High Sparrow
The dreaded Ramsay walks across the rampart as ravens fly high over his head. He smirks, remembering the little talk he'd had with Littlefinger not two minutes ago. It had been so easy to promise him that no harm would come to Sansa, that he would treat her well. And the upstart Braavosi will never be around to watch him break that promise. Oh, he will have so much fun…
He cannot help it. Ramsay bursts out laughing when he is sure no one is near. Spittle flies from his mouth as he doubles, clutching his stomach in excitement. He continues to laugh hard as he stumbles backward, bumping into the railing. He can feel what has happened, but it is too late for him to change his position now. He flips over the railing.
By a stroke of luck, the screeching Ramsay manages to grab onto the railing with his right hand. It is at that moment that his luck runs out, for a raven has just flown over him. It is not a letter-bearing messenger raven, oh no, but a common animal with a sudden need to relieve itself.
Ramsay shrieks as the white goop hits his fingers, causing them to slip. The Bolton's shriek graduates to a full scream as he plummets to the ground, then abruptly stops as he hits the ground, his spine and skull instantly shattering.