A/N: Sorry for taking such a long time to update xD Anyway, special thanks to Yuujirou, aka YuuYuu-nee and Blurdaydreamerxx for the ideas xD

Chapter 10 "I will not teach Sanada how to operate a computer…Yukimura's way"

-The night before the authoress posted the chapter-

"Seiichi, you should go to bed soon, it's almost midnight! You have training in the morning tomorrow!"

Yukimura grinned, as he saved bookmarked some web pages. "I'll be done in awhile, just saving some files for Niou-kun, I have to return his laptop tomorrow." 'Click, Click, Click'

-Niou Residence-

"Puri, where'd my laptop go to?" Niou looked around his room and his gaze fell on the empty spot on the table where a piece of paper was attached.

"Borrowed your laptop to bookmark some interesting pages. Show them to Gen-kun tomorrow when I return your laptop… Or else." – Yukimura Buchou

Niou shivered, sensing the evil aura that leaked from the measly piece of paper itself. He could only begin to imagine what links Mura – Buchou had stored in his precious laptop.

-Authoress comes in and starts the fic-

Sanada was proud of himself. He had achieved a new record of being 2 hours early for morning practice. Due to the recent bouts of mischief his team mates had caused, Sanada was afraid to take any chances. Ha! From today onwards, nobody would make a fool out of Sanada Genichirou! Sanada's mouth quirked, but he did not smile. No way on earth Sanada would ever ruin his perfect, manly appearance. He stopped short at what he saw when he entered the clubroom.

Niou was sitting there, Niou, with a strange black square propped up on a chair. This was not good. If Niou was early it could signify impending doom, or that the apocalypse was coming. Either way would end with catastrophic results.

"Tarundoru! Niou! What is that dangerous black object you have there?"

Niou looked up, smirking his trademark trickster smirk. "Sanada – fukubuchou, you really are technologically challenged! This here's a laptop. L – A – P – T – O – P. See here, these are some stuff Yukimura – Buchou sent you." Niou clicked on the bookmark page, gesturing to Sanada to click it.

Eyeing it warily, Sanada clicked the first link, which led to… A porn site, filled with pictures of naked girls…

"NOOOOO! YOU'LL NEVER MAKE ME STRAIGHT, NEVER! I TELL YOU! NEVER! TARUNDORU!" Sanada shrieked.

"Whoa, chill man, that's the wrong one you pressed. Those are my babies… But don't tell Hiro-chan!" Niou pointed to another link, which Sanada hesitantly clicked, leading them to a hardcore yaoi page.

Apparently Yukimura had posted a few pictures of himself in full naked glory, and the URL was ..

"TARUNDORU!!! I'M THE SEME, NOT YUKIMURA! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I SAY THIS!!!"

-owari-

-Somewhere in the bushes-

"Ii data, Sanada has objections to being the uke." Yanagi scribbled furiously in his tiny little notebook. Yukimura grinned, "He'll soon see that I, Yukimura am always the seme! Muahahaha!"

A/N: Was that weird? Too OOC? xD Comments are appreciated!