Breaking News! The Official Harry Potter Tabloid

by Booji

Crack on a stick, Harry Potter style. Cowritten with Captain Scrumptious who finally has a new account! On indefinite hiatus.

10. Late Breaking News

Chapter 9.5: Late-Breaking News!

Disclaimer: Yep, it's the disclaimer. You know the drill, folks, I don't own squat in here.

Late-breaking news! That was not Harry Potter we saw, but a clever facsimile. Go back to your homes, have cake, and pay no attention to the paparazzi.