Title:Love in the Time of Cavemen
Author:PenisControl
Beta:Neighpony
Rating:M
Pairings:Top!Caveman!Harry/Bottom!Caveman!Draco. Side
of Ron/Hermione, mentions of Lucius/Narcissa and Pansy/Blaise.
Warning:This is not historically, politically or
literarily correct. This is SLASH also. Look out for excessive use of
the word 'manstick'.
Disclaimer:I don't own any of the characters. Unless I
spell their names differently. -shifty eyes-
Summary:Chronicling the gay adventures of the first
two Cavemen to ever think of putting their manstick in anything other
than a Cavewoman. Harry/Draco AU.
A/N: Last chapter. -cries-
Epilogue Part 10/10
Haggy and Drago lived peacefully together in cave 3c for a long time. Once Paggy had stopped feeding her new Cavebaby with the milk from her flesh sacs, Drago had taken the Cavebaby and surprised Haggy with it.
Haggy was so surprised and happy that he didn't even ask Drago where she came from and called her Liggy after his Cavemum. Drago just hoped that Haggy didn't think Drago had given birth to her, for that would result in awkward situations in the future.
Haggy and Drago were very good Caveparents to Liggy. Haggy would go hunting with Gon for a time everyday and Drago would stay at the cave and look after Liggy. Even though Drago didn't like little Cavepeople at all, Liggy was different and he loved her very much. They sent her to Hogwog everyday when she was old enough, but made sure she came back to the cave in the afternoon so they could have their night food together and sleep in the same cave.
Drago also loved Haggy very much and would let him put his manstick in him anytime he wanted. Which was almost everyday, and every night. Haggy would especially want to put his manstick in Drago when Drago went to wash in the river. He wanted to put his tongue in him too.
Soon enough Liggy had become old enough to have her own Cavemate and when Haggy had decided the Caveman who'd had his manstick point at her was good enough, they had a big Cavemate celebration and Liggy had gone to live with him in a cave Drago had chosen for them.
This gave Haggy more time to put his manstick in Drago. Which was very good.
Soon after Haggy and Drago's own mating ceremony, Naggigga and Snag had a mating ceremony as well, and became Cavemates. Which pleased Drago greatly because it meant he didn't have to go back to his old cave all the time to keep his Cavemother happy.
Gon and Heggony had many little Cavepeople of their own, which were all very smart like Heggony herself. One of them even created a strange object called the 'wheel' that helped all the Cavepeople from their community to roll big dinosaurs and the like to their caves without having to put in too much effort.
After Liggy, Paggy and Blag stopped having Cavechildren, for Paggy was sick of it. This upset Blag greatly, but because Blag spent most of his time hunting for his already large Cavefamily, he was too tired to mate with Paggy anyway. Poor Blag.
They all lived very happy and well until the unfortunate incident which resulted in a giant star falling from the sky and hitting the Yucatan Peninsula.
- Finis -
A/N2: Argh! I can't believe it's all over. ): A big thank you to all my faithful reviewers and readers! I hope you liked reading it as much as I liked writing it. It was a fun ride. But alas, all good things must come to an end. So farewell good people! Who knows, you might read something else I've mine some day. ;D -waves goodbye-