AN: We are in the double digits! Whoot we are about half way through this story. I hope you all enjoy this chapter.

Ok so to clear something up, Naruto never changed his grade. He was trying to make himself look like a bad ass (hence all the flips and crap) sorry to disappoint people with that. But you will all find out what he really did later on… which is still bad ass I might like to add.

My Alibi

Chapter ten: Love is in the air!

Naruto is sitting at the computer with a smile on his face. "Thought so, Kiba only got a 2140, like who gets a 2340 that's like impossible." Naruto said as he looked over at Neji who was currently sitting down right next to him. Neji nodded and agreed.

"Yea that is like as close to perfect as you're going to get."

"I know, if I sure as yell couldn't get it, then I doubt anyone else could get that high." Naruto said with a smile. Sasuke rolled his eyes at the two of them.

"Hey, why don't you look up what kind of negative score Sasuke got?" Sai asked with a big grin across his face. Sasuke's face suddenly dropped to one of horror.

"Let's not and say we did." Sasuke said while trying to pull Naruto away from the computer as quick as possible. Naruto clicked a button and was pulled away, chair and all, before he covalently landed right on top of Sasuke. Naruto let out a squeal as he lifted his head from the punk's body.

"Umm." Everyone in the room was looking at them as Naruto was blushing and trying to get us a soon as possible. Naruto looked over at the computer and grinned as he saw his scores had popped up. Naruto raced to the computers to stop him, but it was too late. "Oh, my gosh." Naruto said as he read it. "No way."

Neji looked over at the score. "This has to be a typo. He couldn't have gotten this score." They looked over the score to see, that Sasuke got a 2340. "Who gets a 2340, Sasuke does. Way to go man." Neji said with a pat on the back.

Naruto felt his world spinning as he backed away from the screen. No he was the smart one in school. He worked his ass off to get the grades he does, and yet Sasuke beat him on a SAT. "Can you help me study?" Neji asked. Sasuke on the other hand looked horrified. He wasn't meant to look like the smart person he was. He was the punk who didn't care about school.

"Sasuke got, Sasuke got a Sasuke score. Impossible, Sasuke-" Naruto started to mutter to himself. Sasuke turned to him as the saw the blonde boy's mind going into mental overload.

"Naruto?" he asked clearly a bit scared for the boy in front of him. His eyes rolled to the back of his head, as he hit the floor. Sasuke instantly jumped down to catch him, as Neji ran to get his water bottle from his backpack.

(Dreamland)

Sai is dressed as a fairy playing the mini harp while dancing across the meadow. There lies Naruto on the ground in a pretty bring orange princess costume. (AN: yep you heard me)

Naruto awakes to look over and see Neji lying next to her. "That was amazing, you are amazing. I never thought I would ever find someone that would let me cheat of them in math class, someone that would smell like this fragrance, it smells like Sweet soggy old people underwear on a hot Sunday morning."

Naruto looked at Neji. "How the hell could I have ever liked you?" He said as he tried to get up.

"No I need someone to cheat off of." Naruto opened his mouth to respond, but someone beat it to him.

"Step aside near mortal." Naruto looked over to see, a centaur but not just any centaur. It was a Sasuke one. Naruto's mouth dropped. He was standing there, half horse with his shirt off. "Sasuke?" He asked confused and happy at the same time.

"Come on my lady." He said as he reached his out his hand. "Come aboard." He said.

"Wait what?" Naruto said with a weird look.

"You know you want to." Sasuke centaur said back with a grin. Naruto smiled and took it. He lifted him over and onto his back, and Naruto wrapped his arms around the other's waist. "To the shrine." He said. They started to trot away.

"I look pretty good don't I Naruto." He said as he was lost of looking into his mirror. "Naruto?" he asked as he looked away from his mirror. Then Sai came back running though the forest chasing after the two boys as he played his mini harp.

End dream here

"Naruto Naruto!" a voice was heard above him. Naruto opened his eyes and looked to the side. He saw Lee, and he grimaced and looked over and saw Sasuke. He grinned and reached out to play with his chin. Sasuke looked over at Lee for a second shrugged his shoulders and turned back to Naruto.

"Naruto are you alright?" Sasuke asked. Naruto shook his head for a second before dropping his hand. Lee and Sasuke helped him to sit up, when suddenly Neji came over with his water bottle and threw some on his face. Everyone glared over at Neji in the 'what the fuck' kind of way.

"Really!" Naruto said with anger on his face. "I'm just fine." He said as he started to get the water off his shirt and face.

"Sorry I didn't-"Neji started to try and explain, but Naruto cut him off.

"No wonder you where left alone with that dam mirror."

"Wait what?" Naruto ignored him as he kept trying to clean himself up.

Meanwhile, Sakura saw her chance and jumped onto the computer. She typed in the name from the paper. A blog came up with a guy talking on the computer. "Who is this guy?" she sort of asked herself. She listen to some of what he said and sighed. "Seems like someone who would be friends with Sai." She said with a smile. Sakura looked back to see what was going on in the room.

Neji pushed himself back on a roller chair to see what Sai was doing with Sasuke's board. "Cool." He stated.

"Thanks." Sai said.

"Hey!" Sasuke yelled as he ran over and took his board. "Who told you, you could." He looked at what he had done to the board. It looked like a sweet tattoo on the bottom of his board. "Carry on as you where." Sasuke said as he gave him the skate board back. Sai grinned in satisfaction and got back to work.

Sakura turned back to the computer and typed in a IM.

I got your note. What's the deal?

She sent it out and looked around to make sure no one was looking. She bit her lip, as the IM noise came up.

The Jock did it.

The IM said back. Sakura looked around the room to see Neji. Did he really do it?

DUN DUN DUN! Did the jock do it??

Anyway, I'm going off to see New Moon it better be good and Taylor best be HOT! Te he

*~ashley~*