Here Come the Men in Red…Since when does Oscar wear red??? oO
"She had to send me to a desert land…"
Oscar looks around, seeing nothing for miles.
"Why!?"
"Hello."
Oscar looks over to a smiling guy in red.
"Who're you, Mister?"
"Oscar Gabriel. And you?"
"I am Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III."
Oscar is very confused. "Is there something simpler I can call you?"
"Val Kaiser, how's that?"
"OK!"
"Vash," Meryl says right behind him. "What are you doing this time?"
Vash looks horrified. "NOOOO!!! Why do you have to be so cruel? Did you have to give him my name?"
"I thought your name was Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax—"
"He was lying," Meryl interrupts.
Oscar, more confused than before: "Can I just go with you guys? I don't know where I am."
"How can you not know where you are?"
"Sure!"
"What!?!"
"Why not? The guy's lost. And he could use a drink I bet!"
"Wait…you know where we could go to a pub?"
"Well…We can take you to a bar."
"Good enough for me!"
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They're way to drunk…it'd be way too weird…even for this poor authoress. Of course…Oscar never got to wear a red coat, did he…