Oh god, thought Watanuki, Here it is! The end of the world! I should have expected it.

Watanuki grabbed his head and moaned. Yeah, this was just effing PERFECT. The earth was about to collapse on itself and he was stuck in this moldy dungeon with rocks for brains. Nice way to go Watanuki! Now where was a good rock when you wanted to bash your head in…

"Oi."

"What the hell do you want?! I 'm sure this is all your fault anyway!" He put his head in his hands and proceeded to pull his hair out.

Doumeki cocked an eyebrow. "Idiot."

Watanuki turned around and glared angrily for a moment, then started looking for a rock again.

"Are you planning on staying here?" said Doumeki folding his arms across his chest.

"Where else would I go! It's the end of the world! I don't think it really matters at this point!" yelled Watanuki frantically as he kicked the wall and then held the injured foot as he jumped up and down.

Doumeki sighed. This guy was definitely way more trouble than he was worth.

Doumeki grabbed Watanuki's hand and pulled. He was prepared for force if necessary. "This place is a war zone under attack. I suggest you get out of here if you plan on surviving. "

Watanuki looked at him incredulously. "Yes of course you'd know that," he said waving his free and injured hand around. "But I don't see why I have to go with you, you disgusting traitor!"

The idiot had finally snapped…Doumeki ignored his rantings and pulled the cook out into the hallway. He was done trying to explain. He was never the talkative type anyway.

"Let go of me you oaf!" yelped Watanuki as he uselessly tried to pull his hand free. Doumeki stopped pulling and turned around to Watanuki with a very serious expression on his face.

"If you don't stop I will break both of your legs and carry you out of here."

Watanuki gulped and shut his mouth. He had no doubt Doumeki was capable of this suggestion and no doubt he wouldn't enjoy this scenario very much.

Another explosion sounded a little farther off and Watanuki felt himself being dragged down the hallway. He gathered his footing and followed Doumeki obediently however much this was injuring his pride. As much as he didn't mine the broken legs he couldn't stand the thought of being in Doumeki's arms again.

Surprisingly the path ahead of them was completely empty. Of course the spy would know the perfect way out… Watanuki felt himself being led through the maze of corridors The carpet they were now on was soothing to his bare feet in comparison to the previous cold stone. They had gone up quite a few floors and Watanuki was beginning to wonder about the route they were taking.

Watanuki could feel the ground shaking in intervals and hear the sound of far of voices yelling in the distance. This was without a doubt not a very good situation to be in the middle of. He didn't understand how he could have gotten dragged into this…

Wait a second… Suddenly Watanuki realized he wasn't moving anymore. This couldn't be good. Watanuki glanced at Doumeki who was looking very still and very expressionless. Even more so than usual…

"What is it?" asked Watanuki warily. He felt Doumeki's hand tightening unconsciously around his own.

"What is it?" Watanuki repeated a little more anxiously. Again there was no response.

Watanuki was about the repeat the question when suddenly he was thrown to the ground rather forcefully with the big oaf on top of him.

"What the hell do you think you're—"

And then came the explosion.

Watanuki felt like the very universe was going to cave in two as rocks and debris were thrown around mercilessly as he forced his eyes shut tight to avoid any optical injuries. Watanuki felt a few bumps here and there but for the most part he was protected. It seemed as though that completely useless oaf was taking the brunt of the force. Watanuki felt like strangling him.

And just as quick as it had started, suddenly it was very quiet, but Watanuki dare not open his eyes until he was sure it was all over. He felt that quite heavy Doumeki still on top of him thankfully still breathing (thankfully? What was he thinking!). There seemed to be quite a bit of dust in the air but other than that there was the blessed fact that the floor was still holding. It seemed somehow they had both survived. He sighed heavily.

And then he felt Doumeki's sharp intake of breath.

Watanuki's eyes snapped open and he pushed himself Doumeki up. Doumeki pulled away wincing slightly.

Watanuki looked at Doumeki who was clutching his leg. He look fairly battered but Watanuki was more preoccupied with the hand covering his view of Doumeki's leg. Watanuki couldn't see much but a decent amount of blood and his eyes grew to the size of saucers.

"What do you think you are doing you IDIOT!" he screamed, flailing his limbs. "Look at your leg! You've ripped it open!"

Doumeki glared at him minutely. "I hadn't noticed."

"Shut up! What was that anyway! Are you trying to get yourself killed!" Watanuki moved over to him and pried Doumeki's hand off his leg. Beneath was a rather large gash in his calf. Doumeki could practically feel Watanuki seething.

"I don't believe this…" he mumbled as he started to rip off part of the bottom of his shirt. He took the piece of cloth and thrust it at Doumeki. Doumeki stared at him, lost.

"I can't do everything for you, you imbecile! You know I only have one good hand! You'll have to bandage it yourself!" Watanuki threw it into Doumeki's lap then sat against a rock looking very peeved.

Doumeki wordlessly took the cloth and began to wrap it around his leg. Sure it was painful, but he would live. Walking however, was another matter…

Doumeki finished wrapping up and then exhaled heavily. This was definitely not part of his escape plan…Well now he could throw the idea of freedom down the drain… And to think of all he'd been through, this is the way he was going to go…

He felt a tug at his hand and looked to his left. Watanuki was pulling his arm around his own shoulder. Doumeki's eyes widened a fraction.

"Well, you can't very well walk on your own idiot…" said Watanuki staring firmly at the ground.

Doumeki felt the corners of his mouth twitch as Watanuki supported him and pulled him up.

"What are you laughing at smart ass!" he yelled turning furiously red. "I swear! Any funny business and I'm dropping you here and leaving!" He huffed and started to look around for a way through the debris.

"I think we're going to have to find another way out…"

The path ahead of them Doumeki had been heading for was now blocked by what looked like half of another corridors wall and now seemed completely impassible.

Doumeki sighed. "I don't know another way out…" He felt Watanuki deflate beneath his arm.

"You really make a useless spy! You know that!" he spat.

Doumeki looked at him. "What?"

"I said you're a terrible spy! Now there's probably an invasion on your information and you haven't even been busted out!"

"What the hell? You think I'm a spy!"

"Well that's because you are one! Don't think you're fooling me!"

Doumeki felt like bashing this idiot's head in. Just because he's intelligent enough to scope out the place instead of resigning himself to his fate he's a spy… What the hell…

"I'm not a spy now will you shut up and—"

"He's right Watanuki. Although he is a very suspicious person he is in fact not the spy."

Watanuki felt the hairs prick up on the back of his neck and turn himself around slowly, careful of Doumeki's injuries.

"I'm afraid I am the culprit here," said the butler as he bowed lowly.

I am sooooo sorrry for the hiatus!! Please don't hurt me! T-T And plz forgive my bad writing skillllzzzz ;-;