I dont own TBBT. Some fun banter between our couple. Some language.

Penny was walking into CalTech to surprise Leonard. She just wanted to see him after her appointment with Obgyn. In about two hours she had to drink a lot of water for another ultrasound. Penny was almost at twenty weeks and her Obgyn was concerned her not gaining enough weight. So now she was being put on a high calorie diet for a few weeks, but to make sure the baby was gaining weight also Penny had to do this extra ultrasound. And it made Penny a little worried, so she wanted Leonard.

As she was about to walk onto the cafeteria, her whole world stopped. There sitting with her husband was Raj and Mallory, but also Priya. And she was sitting right across from Leonard. Rage is what she felt. But before she could judge right away she decided to calm down for the babys sake and hoping Leonard would better say the right thing.

So Penny took a deep breath and gathered herself and walked over to the group. All four where in deep conversation about some sciencey stuff when Penny interrupted. "Hi Sweetie." Leonard looked up at surpise to see his wife. He stood up quickly and hugged Penny, "Hey this is a surprise, what aree you doing here?" Leonard released her but kept one arm around her waist facing everyone. "Just wanted to see you. Oh hey Raj, hey Mallory!" Then Pennys voice got a little deeper to show how unpleasant it was to see her, "Priya..."

Leonard was a little taken back on Pennys reaction. But after a second he recogonized that look and tone and it was diffently her "I'm not happy about this!" look. Raj and Mallory looked down at their plates but Raj gave his girlfriend a "Oh Shit" look because there was a lot of tension coming off of Penny. Even Priya felt it so she decided to try to make some of the tension ease up. "Hello Penny, I heard there are congratulations are in order for you and Leonard. I'm happy for the both of you." Penny still not liking this, responded, "Thank you..." Then turned a little to Leonard so she could look at him, "Can we go talk in private?"

Leonard was hoping to say the right thing feeling his heart rate speed up. "Um... sure... lets go..." Leonard took his arm away from Penny as he grabbed his tray to dispose his food. They walked outside the cafeteria with Penny a few steps ahead of him. She stopped to look around to make sure no one was in the hallway. Leonard stopped and gave his wife a nervous look. Penny finally broke the silence, pointing towards the cafeteria, "What the hell is she doing here?" Leonard could now hear insecurity in her voice. " I don't know whats going in your head of yours but you should know nothing has happened. Raj, Mallory, and I were headed to lunch when Priya suprised us. Shes here for a big case and to see what Mallory is all about and to see if she was actually real. Because you know Raj refuses to shut up about her because he loves her. And then her and I got to talking and catched up." Penny had her arms crossed almost in tears, "That's all?" Leonard was feeling very fruatrated right now. He did not like this feeling at all. "Yes Penny thats it. Why are you trying to acuse me of something I will never do?" Penny was feeling even more angry, "I'm not," she said with teeth clenched together but finally she could not hold back the tears any longer. "Just forget Leonard, I came here to surprise you because I needed you. But the feeling has passed so I will just go by myself." Leonards' hurt feelings went away quick and became full of worry. "Wait, what do you mean you will go by yourself?" Penny just stood there wiping away a few tears. Leonard came closer and put his hands on her shoulders, "Look at me please?"

Penny looked up to Leonards eyes as she wiped hers a few more times, "I hate that I'm an emotional rollercoaster but whatever...Okay, as you know I had an appointment and Dr. Reynolds was worried about me not gaining enough weight so she is putting me on a high calorie diet for a few weeks and ordered me for another ultrasound just to make sure the baby is okay. I came here to ask you if you wanted to come because to be honest I'm scared something is actually wrong." Leonard pulled his wife into a hug and just held her. "But when you walked in and saw Pryia you felt insecure instead." He felt Penny nod. He pulled back some to look at Penny as she looked up at him, "You know I would be a damn idiot to cheat on you." Penny finally gave him a small smile and nodded. "And I dont like it when you become the insecure one. Kinda frustrating." Penny playfully pushed Leonard back a little with a smile on her face, as he gave her a laugh. Then he came back to her and pulled her closed again.

Penny was feeling a little better about things and Leonard decided to go with her. In about an hour later they were on the way to the hospital for another ultrasound. Leonard could see Penny was nervous, " I'm sure Christian is okay." Penny looked at him with surprise, "What??" he asked with his deep voice. To Penny loved it when his voice went deep, it was very sexy. "Just kinda weird hearing you call the baby by his name. But also damn sexy too." Leonard cocked his head a little with a grin. "Really, well its about time we call him Christian since that is his name. And damn anything will turn you on. So I can do anything cute, nerdy, or just straight up romantic and sex is on the table?" Penny gave him a light laugh with rolling of the eyes, "You just think because you turn me on means I want sex???" Leonard gave her a hopeful look, "Damn you Leonard...okay fine yes, okay?" Leonard gave her a big cheesy smile, " Ha! I knew my big nerdy brain has always been a turn on for you. And this pregnancy makes you even more turned on, maybe you were right just maybe I should get you pregnant more often."

As they were waiting in the waiting room, Penny sat beside Leonard with her head on his shoulder and holding hands. They each had in an ear bud watching the newest movie trailers, when Penny was called back. "Mrs. Hofstadter?" Penny got up as Leonard put his phone a way, then proceeded to follow. But could not hold back a smartass comment when the new technician asked him a question as he held Penny's hand. "Are you the father?" Penny felt Leonard trying to hold back a laugh and looked at him like she was afraid to know what he was about to say. " I'm hoping, but it also could be her husbands. Were not sure." Penny couldn't hold back her smile, "Leonard sweetie, shhh we are supposed to be keeping our affair a secert." Penny tried giving him a serious look but was hard. The technician turned around as she was opening the door to the room, "Okay?" not really knowing what to say, "Um... there is gown and go ahead and get dressed and I will be in a few minutes." As Leonard and Penny went in the room and closed the door they couldn't hold back their laughter. Then Penny pointed her finger at her husband, "You're such a jackass." Leonard chuckled, "Yeah your jackass, and you joined in. You're just as guilty as I am. Plus you thought if funny" Penny knew he was right, "Just shut up and help me get undressed." Leonard shook his head loving his wife.

As the ultrasound went on, the baby looked very healthy but would have to wait for final results be Penny's Obgyn the next day. And could still tell they were having a boy, because they could see things a little more clearer now. They got a copy of a flash drive of the ultrasound pictures like they did the first time. Once thikngs were done, they stopped by atva backery to order cupcakes with blue jelly inside and to Leonard being all cute, he got the design he wanted on the cuocakes. Penny was not happy about it but was not worth a silly fight, it had green frosting with a purple question mark. The baker told them to pick them in two days.

So Leonard and Penny texted their friends that Saturday they would have dinner at their apartment. They could not wait for their friends to find out and video chat with their parents during the reveal.

Back in the car, deep down, Leonard still wish there was a way his mother would call him or even Penny so she would not be left out. But he knew that was probably was not going to happen anytime soon. Penny knew he was deep in thought and the look on his face it was not a good thought. So she leaned over to his ear and whispered, "Hey sweetie, when we get home how about we skip dinner and go straight for dessert?" Then looked at him and winked. Took him a second until his brain registered what his wife just said. "Okay I'm back on track...Lets go have sex!" He did not want to admit it to Penny, because of her reaction, but she made him feel like a super hero.