Next story up. This was requested by ObeliskX, however it wasn't exactly what he requested because I haven't looked at his request in a while so I threw things off from the top of my head.

Well, enjoy!

"And since when did being a girl make you sooooo good at being a coordinator, hmm?"

A man fought back as a woman, a little younger, smirked, "The same time that a guy like you couldn't even uphold a gym properly, let alone follow a couple basic rules."

"I had Rocket bust on in and fuck everything up! What was I going to do, huh? Prostitute my Pidgeot?"

"No, who the hell would even want that oversized Pidgey, I mean, she's not even half that good."

"Oh you little!"

This was one of the many friendly battles these two would have a day. One gym leader, one junior coordinator, and one big headache. Oddly, neither had to swallow any kind of aspirin yet since they seem to do it only to annoy the hell out of each other and both of them can win the arguments depending on mood, day, and if they are really out to "kill" each other.

The woman teased back, "Another thing to add is that if you could even run a gym, the only thing you could even do is lose, waste money, and get your ass fired."

The man made a sarcastic laugh, bending all the way back, then forward telling, "I've seen how you preform and I think that a drunken Jigglypuff could do a job ten times better than you!"

The girl crossed her arms and kept her smirk on, "Well, a Wigglytuff did kick your ass yesterday even though you had the upper hand three times."

"THAT NEVER HAPPENED EMIA!"

"Got it on film."

"SHIT! You better not have posted that!"

Emia cackled, "Oh I did and everyone in Elegore city will laugh there ass off seeing what you lost to."

The man fumed, "OOOOOOOOO, fuck it! Yesterday I took a picture of ya naked and posted it on a porn site! There."

Emia's mouth dropped and screamed, "YOU DID WHAT!?"

"Ain't saying sorry for that!"

She hit him over the head, only then for two vines to fly over and grab both of them by the neck. It was the man's Venusaur as he also showed both of them a page: "Moore, Emia, neither of you posted anything."

Both young adults were a bit surprised. Another paper came over reading: "Are you two ever going to get along?"

Moore and Emia both said, "We do, we're just rivals."

The Venusaur raised a brow, then put both of them on the ground. Both of them got up as Moore said, "Ok, let's just go home and settle this by ourselves."

Emia grumbled, "Fine."

And both left. As Moore walked home, his Venusaur was mumbling something that had to do with them. Moore looked over and told him, "Let me guess, you're not enjoying me and Emia constantly bickering?"

He nodded. This whole thing about "friendly" competition was getting on Venusaur's nerves as Emia and Moore would argue on who is the best here and who is the best here. Ironically, Emia is a better gymleader than a coordinator and vice versa for Moore.

At home, Moore opened the door and walked in, followed by his Venusaur as he asked, "Um, about the whole butt getting kicked by a Wigglytuff… you're hopefully not embarrassed by that."

Annoyed, yes, but Venusaur was not embarrassed and just gave a shaking head, "Venu."

"*Phew* good, because it I'd have to take on two sides, heh-heh, hmm."

Moore continued on his way to get ready for bed, and as he did, Venusaur went to his own room, and slept himself. He needed a way for these two to get together, otherwise he'd have to beat some sense into the two.

The next day, Moore was shot awake and already in gear for the day. He had a quick breakfast and zoomed right to the door, only saying, "Gotta get to the gym, you can have some peace and privacy while I'm gone."

Venusaur, who was half awake, smiled and nodded, "Venusaur."

Moore went out the door and the house was empty, well of people at least. Time pasted and Venusaur got a bit lonely. He didn't mind what he had, but he needed some time away from the fighting and arguing. He grabbed an old 'Dex and rang up one of Emia's Pokémon, since he knew that that Pokémon was a stay at home at lot of times.

A picture showed up with an Arbok on the other side. The Arbok asked, "Hello Venus, hopefully you got something other than arguing and friendly fire?"

Venus said, "No, it's not worth the headache *yawn* or the peace I finally got after Derick finally left."

The Arbok hissed, "Mm, but I got all the peace I want… unless you wanna come over~."

Venus wanted to laugh at her proposal, but calmly denied, "Nah, if Derick sees I'm gone, he'll think I left forever. Still remember the April fool's I did then as an Ivysaur."

"Well, maybe if we can get our masters to stop this mess, maybe we could get some more quiet time."

"In general?"

"Yes, this time in general."

"Your trainer whines?"

"Not whines, but last night, she was mumbling a lot about how your trainer took a picture of her without her clothes."

"Yes, that was a fight I ended before it started."

"Good, but… could you try to get them to agree on something? I know I should with my master, but we don't exactly have the best communication."

"And Derick and I do?"

"Well, you can talk through writing words. I can't."

"So, what can I do?"

"I don't know, I know master has been having a few signs of heat."

Venus was a bit confused, "Heat? Humans don't go into heat."

"The human term is called a crush, or romance, but she seems to want him."

"Are you sure?"

"Very much. Now, I'm going back to my original thing, if you want to come over…"

Venus told her, "Maybe sometime once I get our trainers to stop their nonsense."

The Arbok smiled, "Ok, see you 'sometime'."

The screen went off as he then used his vine whip to put the 'Dex back and go back to his lonely, yet quiet, sleeping space by the window. Sadly, peace time ended when the door busted open with two certain characters…

"Oh pleeeease, since when the hell do you think that I'd actually switch Pokémon with you? I bet my Venusaur can do a better job than your oversized Ekans."

"Oh really? My 'oversized Ekans' can at least fight, your Venusaur just follows wherever you go and does jack shit."

That ticked Venus off a little, but he remained cool as Moore and Emia… entered the house. This was gonna be a roller coaster for him. Anyway, as they entered Emia asked, "Now, why did you exactly invite me to your house? I never did the same to you at mine."

Moore responded, "Well, we're sort of friends so might as well do something nice."

"Well, this might make up for the few things you've done."

"Yeah, and maybe down the road there'll be something you'll do for me."

"AHA!"

She pointed at him as she had stupidly triumphant face, "It was to make me do something for you, wasn't it?"

Moore told her, "Actually it was so we can stop this shit."

Her faced now was in red as she acted like an idiot. Venus was glad for it, until she crossed her arms and asked, "Oh, and how do we stop?"

"I would suggest a Pokémon battle, but…"

"But what?"

Moore smiled, "Your Pokémon isn't here."

Emia then yelled, "If she was, she'd kick your ass, let alone your Pokémon's!"

"Oh, now you're saying that Venusaur is weak?"

"Duh! I don't know how the hell you got him to be a Venusaur anyway."

"Half of it was actual training… the other was candies."

"AHA!"

"Mhm, keep doing it, maybe you'll look smarter than you are."

Emia yelled at him, "SHUT THE HELL…"

Venus decided to hell with it and yelled, "VENUSAUR!"

Vine whips flew everywhere as they all grabbed Emia and Moore, and then he carried them over to the closet door. Opening the door, he threw both of them in a closet, closed the door, then slid his vine whips under and wrapped them up again. Moore yelled out a command, "Venusaur! Let us go!"

No response. He sighed in aggravation as Emia was ticked, "And the reason why your Pokémon can't beat…"

The vines tightened as Emia then yelled, "Moore!"

It tightened even further while Venus was in another room talking about his whole idea with Arbok. Moore and Emia now were stuck in a tight situation, no pun intended. The coordinator asked, "Well, this sucks."

Moore nodded, "Yeah, I never seen Venusaur act like this."

"Why is a hell of a question right now."

"Well… maybe we kinda… fight a little too much?"

"HA, ok, says the gymleader here."

"Don't worry, I'm gonna kick your ass as soon as I…"

The vines tightened again as Moore now confirmed it to be what it was… their arguing. Moore thought of something and… um, no, well… hmm…

He asked Emia, "Um, Emia?"

She muttered, "What?"

"Um… this might sound weird, but… that picture I took…"

"Don't bring that up again."

"Well… you were hot."

She was gonna yell, but asked, "Wait… you seriously thought I was?"

"Yeah… I mean, normally you're kinda, not really attractive but without anything… you kinda rid that impression."

Emia was actually surprised, but then asked, Hold on, why are you bringing that up?"

"Well… um… I was thinking maybe we could… t-try something."

"Like what?"

"W-well, ahem."

Emia got the idea and denied, "Uh-uh, no way am I fucking you."

"I know, but you think it'll get us out of the closet?"

"Uh, how?"

"Well, our bodies are, uh, close, so… it's not too hard to free our arms."

"I really don't…"

Seeing the perfect opportunity, Moore grabbed her and kissed her quickly, only for the girl to go with it, 'Ya know what, fuck it. Maybe this'll get everyone on the happy track.'

He freed his second arm and pulled her closer, then using his arms, he pulled down his pants and underwear. Emia, attempted the same, and got only as far as pulling off her skirt. She asked, "Um, could you…"

Moore blushed a bit, "Um, you sure?"

"Yeah, I can't get that far. Can you?"

"Um, sure."

He pulled her underwear down just enough to where both privates were visible and at level. Moore said, "Ok, this might get a bit… weird."

Emia asked, "How? It shouldn't be any different from…"

"N-no, it's just that I'll have to bend over and that'll get in, but not for long."

"Ugh, just do it so I can strangle that grass type of yours."

"Ok, sort of, here it… goooooes."

He bent over and his dick pierced forward into Emia, breaking her virginity point. She held back the pain as Moore retracted out and said, "Y-you ok?"

Emia nodded, "Y-yeah, just… pain, nothing more. Keep it going, maybe'll get better."

"Should."

He bent forward again, and again, and again, going in and out as he pushed his body against hers, then retracted back. Both of them were moaning from the pleasurable feeling of the movement, being more tiresome, but still way better than the usual. Emia was getting the best of it as she never knew how…

She then burst out as liquids dripped on the floor. It spilled on the vines, only to cause Venus a weird, disgusting feeling. He retracted the vines from her, wondering if she just pissed all over his vines. She was free, but Moore wasn't. She walked to him and had a mischievous smile, "Ok, how about this: Once we get out of this mess, you can be the coordinator and I'LL be the gymleader, seeing as we are sooooo bad at our positions. Deal?"

Moore nodded, and she forced herself on him as she wanted to get him loose. She pressed against his tied up body, milking his erect member, trying to get him to…

"Emia!"

Emia pulled away quickly as she saw his penis bounce, then fire a few lines worth of semen. Emia whined, "C'mon, that didn't do… ooh, wait."

She walked on up and put her head on the tip and began to suck hard on his dick. Moore was getting a better and better experience to free his sorry ass from his own Pokémon's vines. Once he was near climax, Emia sped up her sucking, then Moore moaned, "E…"

She didn't have to wait and she pulled away and bent his dick toward the vines. It wasn't too great, but something came out and made Venus retract the rest of his vines, wondering what the hell they did.

Moore was now standing wearily as Emia was less tired, but equally out of energy. Moore laughed, "Well, I guess we're now together."

Emia nodded with a grin, "Yeah, all thanks to your Venusaur."

"Hopefully you're not…"

"HA, no way I am."

"I don't want to…"

"I know, I'm just saying."

"Don't worry, we get married, or such, and then we can have… I guess a kid?"

Emia shook her head, "No way that'll happen."

(Epilogue)

Sorry bitch, it happened. Emia and Moore DID get married two years later and they had a kid. And to make it more fun, a few weeks after the incident, Moore let Venus stay with Arbok and a week later, eggs were found.

Right now, there was a man and a woman, husband and wife, in Moore's house as their kid was playing around if an Ekans around Venus. The Venusaur was even more annoyed than ever before. He just muttered, "I made a terrible mistake. A very, very, terrible mistake."

He was then strangled by Arbok's love grip as she rubbed her head with his. This was not a well thought-out plan.

So, here is the list:

Human (F) X Greninja (M) (Still say it's doable)

Human (M) X Salazzle (M) (I labelled F because if I let it be, then somebody will whine about rule 63 shit.)

The Bonnie X Clement thing isn't that good now, so I removed it.