A/N:
We're getting close to the finale!
I am extremely sick at the moment, which is why you're getting so many updates, so enjoy it while you can!
Enjoy :)
DISCLAIMER: If I owned Glee, Chris Colfer would do the Single Ladies dance every single episode. Just sayin.
Everett and Hayley stood in Kurt's room, in front of a group of angry girls.
"Who are you?" Hayley asked.
"We're Kurt's friends," the Asian girl said.
"So are we," Everett said.
"Blaine? What are you doing here?" The short brunette that yelled at them before stepped forward again.
"I'm not Blaine, but don't worry. It's a common mistake."
"What are you talking about?" The dark skinned girl asked.
"I'm Everett. Blaine's twin." The girls looked confused for a moment.
"What are you guys doing here?" Hayley asked them.
"Kurt snuck us in."
"How the fuck did he manage that?" Everett muttered.
"Wait, wait. Kurt's here?" Hayley asked.
"Yeah. He said he had to go talk to someone. Am I in Hogwarts?" The blonde haired girl asked. Hayley and Everett looked confused for a moment, but decided to ignore her.
"We don't have much time. You take the bookshelf, I'll take the bed," Hayley ordered, and she and Everett started to search.
"What do you think you're doing?" The Latino girl asked.
"Not really your business, to be honest," Everett said.
"Excuse me?" She exclaimed.
"Basically, we're looking to find-"
"Got it!" Hayley yelled from under the bed, interrupting Everett's explanation.
"Sweet. Does it have anything?" Everett asked.
"Alright. I am going to ask again, and this time I want a straight answer. What are you doing snooping through my boo's stuff?" The dark skinned girl demanded. Hayley sighed in frustration.
"I'm Hayley, that's Everett. He's Blaine's brother, I'm Blaine's best friend and we need to find out if Kurt has any specific plans or fantasies-"
"Wanky," the angry Latino said with a smirk. Hayley decided to just ignore her.
"-about the whole first date/confessing love thing. And as far as I can see, he does not. Now who are you guys?" She asked, searching through the many notebooks she found.
"I'm Mercedes and that's Rachel, Tina, Quinn, Brittney, Santana and Lauren," the girl- Mercedes said, gesturing to each girl as she introduced them. "Why do you need to know about confessing love or whatever?"
"Because Blaine wants to- OW!" Everett exclaimed, rubbing his arm where Hayley punched him.
"Wait, so Blaine does like Kurt?" Rachel asked.
"What do you know about that?" Hayley asked carefully.
"Kurt tells us everything."
Hayley and Everett glanced at eachother and smiled.
"Then you girls just might be able to help us."
On Saturday, Blaine paced in his dorm, trying to remember everything Hayley told him.
"It's me!" Kurt called, knocking on the door.
"It's open!" Ok. Hayley said that the McKinley girls are in charge of getting Kurt to Breadsticks next week, on their monthly dinner night whatever you want to call it. All I have to do is not give it away and not stuff this up. Holy shit, I'm going to stuff it up. Fu-
"Ok, I brought Chicago and coffee," Kurt said, crossing the room. Blaine hurried forward to help him with his stuff.
"Perfect. How has your week been? I'm sorry we haven't talked that much. I've just been so goddamn busy!" Blaine exclaimed as he put in the movie.
"I was too, don't even worry. Well, at least we can hang out now. Is Everett here?"
"No, thank goodness. He went home for the weekend."
"That's good. Do you know what was with Hayley and him before? With the whole stalking and threatening thing?" Kurt asked. Blaine blushed.
"Uh… Well, it's kind of a long story."
"I've got time."
"Well, it's kind of about my ex boyfriend. His name was Jono. He was… Well, he was a huge asshole, to put it kindly. He fucked us all over, and since then, Harley and Ev have been just a bit protective over me."
"What did he do, if you don't mind me asking?"
"Well, this was before Ev and I moved to Dalton. Jono was the only other gay kid at my school, so we started dating. He was in the closet, though, so it was kind of in secret. What I didn't know was that he actually had a crush on Everett."
"What?"
"Yeah. He liked Everett who, at the time, had a crush on Harley, who had a crush on me. So, he basically set all of us against eachother. I had never fought with them until Jono came into the picture. But the icing on the cake was when he kissed Everett. His excuse was that he thought it was me, but that was when Ev refused to cut his hair and had a huge afro, so it was pretty damn easy to tell us apart. Anyway, after I dumped him for face-raping my brother, he then got all of his football buddies to make our lives a living hell. It was nothing we couldn't handle though, but then they started on Harley's little sister, Leah who's gay as well, and then we all kind of lost it. After I got out of hospital, we were transferred here."
"Hospital?" Kurt asked, trying his hardest not to look too shocked. Being kissed and then harassed by jocks was something he could relate to.
"Yeah. I had a few broken ribs and a concussion. No big deal,"
"I'm sorry," was all Kurt could say.
"It doesn't matter. After that, the three of us decided to protect eachother and never let another guy to come between us again. We all slowly got over it, and here we are now."
"And Hayley doesn't still like you, does she?"
"No way. I am pretty sure she likes Wes, to be honest."
"That's good," Kurt said softly. Blaine smiled, and opened his mouth, before deciding against saying anything and pressing play on the movie. Ok, what the hell? That was the perfect moment to say something, Blaine! Maybe I should tell him… Wait, no. He probably doesn't like me back. Yeah, that's it. Ok, Kurt. Stop obsessing. Stop obessi- Fuck he's touching me.
Blaine settled his head on Kurt's shoulder as the opening credits started.
"I love this movie," he said. I love you, Kurt thought, but couldn't bring himself to say.
Kurt had to admit, that after he knew that Hayley wasn't after his man (and after she stopped sabotaging them) he started to like her. It all started when she accidently called him instead of Jace (the guitarist in her band), and they actually had a normal conversation with Kurt not wanting to kill her after five seconds. Regular phone calls then led to meeting for coffee once a week.
"So, you excited to go and visit McKinley?" Hayley asked, sipping her latte.
"Both excited and terrified," Kurt admitted.
"They still giving you trouble?"
"I had to change my number again." Hayley's eyes widened in shock, before they got that familiar glint of mischief, which Kurt had learned to fear.
"Kurtsie…" She started.
"What," he said, already dreading her question.
"All of your bullies are jocks, right?"
"Yes…"
"Then I have a plan," She said.
"No," Kurt said quickly.
"You haven't even heard it yet!"
"Hayley, I know you and your plans, so I'm saying no to save myself before you crash a car or start a fire or something." She sighed in exasperation.
"That was one time. Anyway, this plan doesn't involve fires. Or cars really. Just trust me on this, alright?"
"Give me one good reason why I should."
"Because you're practically dating Blaine. And I have a bet with Wes, David and Everett about when you guys will get married, so it's pretty much decided that you're part of the Anderson-West family now. And in our family, we always stick up for eachother no matter what. Besides, I know what you're going through." Kurt blushed.
"No, you really don't."
"Kurt, my sister Leah is sixteen and she has a girlfriend. You seriously think I don't know what you go through? You don't think that it breaks my heart to see my baby sister being mocked and judged by the world? You don't think I literally want to cut a bitch when she comes home with bruises? You don't think I've come home with bruises from trying to protect her? I get picked on just as much as my sister and I'm not even gay. Everett went through the same thing. We don't get picked on because you guys are gay, and because we're defending you. We get picked on because we're all different, and they don't like that. And you know what? I don't even care. I would die to protect my sister, and if she wants to marry a girl, I will fight with everything I have to make that happen for her. And I'll do it for you and Blaine, too. It's us against the world, right?"
Kurt was lost for words. A tear slipped down his cheek as he squeezed Hayley's hand.
"Thank you," He whispered. She smiled.
"Any time, babe. Now, do you want to hear my fucking plan or not!" She said excitedly. Kurt rolled her eyes and let her explain.
Hayley strode through McKinley High like she owned the place, gaining stars from most of the male population of the school while they were walking out, as she tried her best to find the choir room. She finally found it and practically ran through the door.
"SPY!" Someone screamed.
"WHAAAAT the fuck?" Hayley said, basically jumping out of her skin. Rachel stormed forwards.
"See, I told you. She's hear to spy for the Warblers to steal all of our ideas to beat us in competition and you guys should thank me because I caught her, and I told you that's why Kurt came here and-"
"Ok, you need to stop talking now, thanks," Hayley said, holding up a hand to silence her.
"Hayley! You made it and why are you dressed like a hooker?" Mercedes asked as she walked through the door.
"It's all part of the plan, 'Cedes. Now where's Kurt?"
"He went to the bathroom and told me to come straight to the choir room. You better hurry, they know he's here."
"I'm on it. And you remember your part in Operation Klaine, right? Breadsticks, tomorrow?"
"How could I forget?"Hayley smiled as Mercedes gave her directions, and she hurried down the halls.
She was about to turn the corner when she heard them.
"Good to have you back Hummel. Our friend's here missed you," someone said, earning laughs from other people.
"Always a pleasure, boys. Now do you want to get that over and done with, I'm kind of late for something at the moment."
"What, going to go and fuck your faggot boyfriend?" Someone else said. They must be the jocks.
"That would be difficult, seeing as I don't have a boyfriend, but actually, its girl's night tonight." They laughed again. Hayley couldn't take it anymore.
She quickly looked down and appraised her outfit. Super duper skin tight black jeans, doc martins, black fingerless leather gloves and her blue and black corset which she usually only wore during concerts and around Wes. It made her boobs look fantastic and, judging from the reactions from the male population of McKinley High, it was quite the favourite amongst the boys. She fluffed her hair, and squared her shoulders before walking around the corner.
She strutted, excessively moving her hips as she smiled at Kurt.
"Hey Kurt," she said, walking over and giving him a huge hug.
"Who the fuck are you?" One of the boys choked out. She turned to look at the jocks in front of them. They were all wearing identical jackets and entranced expressions as they stared at her, and they were all holding slushy cups.
"Who me?" She said, batting her eyelashes (she used like, 25 coats of mascara, so they were super long). "Oh, I'm Hayley. Nice to meet you, boys," She smiled sweetly, while her eyes were practically screaming 'FUCK ME.' She must have learnt that trick from Blaine, Kurt thought. He did that all the time.
"What do you think you're doing here?" The only one who wasn't affected by her little act said. That must be Karofsky. Good to know.
"Just picking my baby here. We're going corset shopping. I love corsets, but they are just so hard to get on and off, so Kurt promised to help me. I'm not wearing underwear right now, so I really hope he doesn't mind," She said, her voice sounding like she was about to orgasm at any moment. Kurt almost burst out laughing. She was being so over the top, but the jocks were loving it.
"But… He's a homo…" one (who was actually talking to her boobs) choked out.
"He may be gay, but he is much more polite, and soo much sexier than all of you boys put together," Hayley said, pulling Kurt closer to her, and he could see that she was trying not to laugh as well.
"But-"
"Ok, this is going to stop right here," She said, taking her hands off Kurt's waist and walking forward. "You all need to back the fuck off right now. If you ever so much as look at Kurt, I will relentlessly murder each and every one of you. I may be pretty, but I'm a black belt in Tae Kwando, and I have Sai swords in my car, so don't think I won't be able to kick all of your asses. And that goes for the messages and calls too. I'm a girl. Don't underestimate my ability to find things out, because I assure you, it will be the last thing you ever do. Besides, Blaine's dad is a policeman and my dad is a lawyer, so basically, you guys are fucked. Now, you need to leave my boy alone, and we have to go, so Kurt can help me take off my clothes. These jeans are just so tight," She said, going right back to being seductive. The jocks looked legitimately scared of her. Kurt didn't blame them. Hayley was one terrifying girl once she got angry. One jock actually dropped his slushy, spilling it all over him and the floor.
"Would you look at that? I made you wet. Mission accomplished. Come on, babe," Hayley said, and Kurt played along, putting his arm around her waist and pulling her close as they both walked away.
As soon as they were a safe distance from that corridor, they both immediately let go of eachother, and started laughing so hard, they actually collapsed on the floor.
"Oh my god, did you see their faces?" Kurt choked out.
"No shit man. God, if I fail school and our band ends up breaking up, at least I know I'll make an excellent hooker," Hayley joked, and they both started laughing again.
The rest of the Glee club found them on the floor, both in hysterics.
"I guess it worked then?" Mercedes said, looking amused.
"I-they-gah!" Kurt said, and they were laughing again.
"Alright guys, tell us everything," Tina said, and so they did, pausing ever so often to try and control their giggling, and soon after they finished their story, the rest of the glee kids had joined them in laughing.
"Hayley, the fact that you stood up to all those guys instantly makes you a legend," Puck said in disbelief.
"Baby, I know. Just make sure you keep an eye on him, alright?"
"You know it!"
Kurt and Hayley were helped off the ground as they all walked out to the car park.
"This is where I love and leave you kids. Have fun, alright?" Hayley said, giving everyone a hug.
"Do you want to come with?" Quinn asked.
"No thanks. I actually look like an underage prostitute right now, so I would much rather go home and change now that my work here is done. I'll promise I'll come next time, though!"
"I'm holding you to that promise!" Mercedes called, as she walked to Kurt's car.
"Have fun, Kurtsie" Hayley said, giving Kurt a huge hug.
"I will. And Hails? Thanks."
"Any time hon," she said with a wink, before climbing into her car and driving away.
Kurt smiled. Maybe, just maybe things were going to start to get better now.
As Hayley walked to her car, her phone buzzed. She managed to pull it out of her pocket, with great difficulty (stupid fucking skin-tight jeans).
FROM: Everett Anderson
Tomorrow's the big day. Are you sure we're ready?
Hayley smiled.
TO: Everett Anderson
We are. Operation Klaine will not fail. Trust me.
Not sure how I feel about this chapter… There's quite a lot of time jumps. The WAD-Crew meeting happened on Friday, the movie with Blaine happened on Saturday. The coffee with Hayley happened after school on Wednesday, and the Football confrontation happened after school on Friday. Soo the next chapter shall be the next day, on Saturday :)
But hey, you got lots of back story! You finally know the reason why Hayley and Everett were so protective.
This little story is almost finished, however. Only a few more chapters to go.
But the next instalment: Operation Klaine begins ;)
Anyway, review if you wish, but it would be rather awesome if you did!
Thanks for reading :)
- Lily xx