"FAT BUDDAH'S ASS. WE'RE IN!!!!"

I sat up in shock. Wow, someone's got one hell of a set of lungs.

I got up out of the bed that I was in, and I noticed that there was a knife in the bed where my heart had been. Nny had obviously gotten mad at me or somethin'.

I climbed out of the bed and when out to the living room and froze in shock.

There were people in Johnny's house.

Both of them were female.

I stared at them as the talked to one another and I tried to understand that there were two skinny attractive women in Nny's house and neither of them had been dragged in.

"Umm. Hi?"

One of the women, the purple haired one, whipped around in fright and shrieked, and when she screamed the other one screamed, and then I screamed because they where screaming, and then Dan came from the basement and he screamed, making the other purple girl to scream again, and then the girl with this squeaky dog toy screamed again and so I screamed which made Dan scream and all of this continued for awhile.

So then Squeaky Toy Girl yelled "Attack Spooky!" and ran at Dan and tackled him while wildly squeaking her toy. So since Dan was in the basement doorway when he was tackled he was flung backwards and it sounded like they fell down the stairs.

So I yelled "DAN!"

And was then pinned to the wall by Purple Woman, who yelled at me, "Stop YELLING!"

To which I replied, "YOU stop yelling!"

"OK!"

"OK!"

So then we just stood there for a bit catching our breath. I recovered first.

"So why are you in Nny's house?"

To which she replied, "Why are YOU here?"

"I live here."

"What? Nny has a girlfriend?" did I detect some disappointment?

"No not really, we're just friends, but I do sleep in his room." How will she react to that?

"Really?" Oooh! Sudden hate of me! This is promising!

"Yep! So why are you here Purple Woman, and why is Squeaky Toy Girl here too? Are ya'll stupid? Nny will probably kill you."

She shook her head, "Nah, I can take him. I have before."

"Kewl! So can you let me go?"

"No I don't know who's side your on."

"What sides are there?"

"My side or Nny's side."

"Well crap. Out of defalt I have to be on Nny's side because of what I am."

"What you are? What are you?"

"SQUEAL!"

(Homework intermission)

"Oh my god! Tenna!"

She let go of me and ran down the stairs with me right behind her. Once we reached the bottom we saw something that shocked and amazed me and disgusted and embarrassed her.

We saw Tenna (Squeaky Toy Girl) and Dan making out on the really gross floor.

And I mean WOW! They were getting it ON! I swear that it was 20 degrees hotter down here from the pure heat of their tongues rubbing against each other.

I didn't know that Dan was Bi.

So I suddenly snapped out of my "Watch Dan make-out trance". So I reached down grabbed a spare blood bucket and walloped Purple Woman in the head with it.

So she was down and out but then I heard a gasp behind me so I swung the bucket again and this time I whacked Johnny in the head putting HIM down for the count.

So there I was, a guardian angel, with my downed homicidal maniac on one side of me and a purple haired trespasser on the other. While a demon in training with his love monkey having tongue sex maybe three feet away as I stood there wielding my bloody bucket of unconscious DOOM.

Can I get fired?

Cause I would fire me after this.

Umm, wow. even i didn't see this coming.