I am really sorry about ending Super Mario 64 early, but I needed to for my sanity's sake. This chapter just has a few quotes for each location, and a twist at the end.

Big Boo's Haunt

"Blaze, stop singing Pumpkin Hill..."

"AAAAAH, GHOST!"

*Flashes torch*

"HOLYHUWH(H£(£(R(£HR(H£(, THE PIANO IS ALIVE!"

Hazy Maze Cave

"Ooooooh, pwetty sea monster."

"One boulder, two boulder, three boulder more!"

"GAH, WHY IS IT TAKING SO LONG FOR THIS LIFT TO TAKE ME TO THE RED COINS?"

"Heehee, this gas is amaaaazing, come and try some *giggles*"

Lethal Lava Land

"AAAAHAHHAHAHAHAH, HOOOOOOTTTT!"

"...What do you mean, into the volcano?"

"Stop bullying me..."

"Weeeeeee, I'm riding a shell!"

Shifting Sand Land

"GIVE ME BACK MY CAP!"

"...Did the top of the pyramid just fly away, or am I still affected by that gas?"

"EYE see what you did there..."

"WEEEE, TORNADO!"

Dire, Dire Docks

"7.8/10, too much water."

"...Why...is there a submarine with Bowser's face on it?"

"...Why is the submarine now gone?"

"Sliding down poles, good job this bit isn't being properly written, otherwise this scene might be worse for the imagination..."

Snowman's Land

"Ewww, a snowman blew us...wait, don't take that the wrong way..."

"...This igloo is way bigger on the inside...Doctor, are you in here?"

"Wow, this thing has a better mustache than the others."

"NO, CHIEF BULLY CAN'T DIE!"

Wet-Dry World

"Water UP, water, DOWN."

"BLAZE, STOP MESSING WITH THE WATER LEVEL!"

"...Why is there an underground town here of all places?"

"WAAAAH, STOP LAUNCHING ME IN THE AIR!"

Tall, Tall Mountain

*Falls for the 75th time*

"MONKEY, COME BACK WITH MY HAT!"

"Why is the star all the way over there, on that floating island? Aw..."

"WAAAAAAAAAAAAA, ANOTHER SLIDE!"

Tiny-Huge Island

"Ooooooh, mini Goombas!"

"Oh, enormous Goombas..."

"Calm down Wiggler, jeez..."

"Gah, Koopa The Quick is back..."

Tick Tock Clock

"Tick Tock goes the clock..."

"AND we froze time."

"...We have to climb on top of that Thomp..."

"...We should have frozen time to get these red coins..."

Rainbow Ride

"AAAHHHHHHH, I'M FALLING!"

"AAAAAHHHHHHHH, I'M FALLING AGAIN!"

"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH, I'M FALLLLLING!"

"$^^& THIS, ^%&* THAT, I CAN'T $%*^ING DO IT ANYMORE! GRAAAAGH!"

After these...fun times, we headed to fight Bowser. After a long trek up the stairs, we headed into the final area. We travelled through the final level, and after ages and a lot of deaths, we made it to Bowser.

Music: Super Mario 64 – Bowser Final Battle

We fought him with all our might, but it was proving to be too much for us. We kept dodging his fire breath and his sudden charges, but that was all we could do. And we were running out of steam.

"H-how do we beat him..." I muttered, struggling to stand.

"Huff...puff...I don't know..." Mizu said.

"MY SPINIES AREN'T WORKING!" Blaze yelled, as he threw an endless stream of Spinies at Bowser, but to no avail.

Bowser charged at us, catching us this time, and doing severe damage. He turned around, and prepared his fire breath. As he was charging it up, however, something unexpected happened.

"FIIIYA!"

A large fireball smacked into Bowser, sending him reeling. The fireball stopped, and the fire disappeared, leaving behind a lone figure.

"Is that..." Mizu began.

"FOX!" I yelled.

Fox ran at Bowser, kicked him up in the air, and jumped up after him, comboing him into defeat. Once Bowser landed, he lay there motionless.

Music stops

"Mission complete!" Fox said to no-one in particular.

"Em...Fox? What are you..." I started.

"No time for questions, Drago. Get back to the mansion quickly, I'll be right behind you." As he said that, a portal opened up next to us.

As we were about to head through, however, we noticed small, dark orbs rise up from Bowser. They increased in quantity and speed, and eventually Bowser disappeared.

"What the..." I muttered.

Fox came running towards us, and we took that as our cue to get through the portal. We entered, and were teleported back to the mansion.

In a different universe altogether...

The room is pitch-black. Two voices can be heard, one of which was with Bowser before.

"So, Bowser failed to stop them, did he?"

"Yes sir..."

"In that case, we must prepare him to battle again."

A portion of the floor lit up, revealing the defeated Bowser.

"Prepare the battle fleet. It may take a long time, but we must prepare to invade that world."

"Yes, my lord. ALL UNITS. BEGIN PREPARATION FOR THE ADVANCE."