Do You Trust Me?/HBP
Booooring. Boredboredboredboredboredboredbored etc…
It's boring waiting for 'Mr. Four-eyes' to finish his 'research' so that he could escort me to the love of my life.
"Love of your life? You're quick aren't you?" Baldwin said.
"Stfu you old ghost." I mentally drawled.
For about the fifth time the morning, Kabuto adjusted his glasses so that they sat back on the bridge of his nose.
"Hey Kabuto? You ever think about investing in a glasses strap?"
"I beg your pardon?"
"You keep pushing them back onto your face. Why not just get a strap and keep 'em there?"
It's a valid point. Like why didn't Harry Potter call child services and tell them he was living in a broom closet? He huffed and stood up.
"Fine then, I might as well get you out of my hair."
"Your prematurely graying hair!" Baldwin stated.
I fought not to laugh as I was once again led down the hall. I heard the all too familiar (and all too delicious) groans of pain as we neared Orochimaru's room.
"My lord?" Kabuto called as he cautiously slid open the door.
I low growl was the answer he received but he beckoned me to follow nonetheless. I had my best poker face on and if I hadn't, I would be grinning like a Cheshire cat right now.
He was sitting up in bed and from what I could see, he wasn't any better. A fine sweat had broken out over his body and his clothes were probably damp with it. From the unnaturally glassy look in his golden eyes I could tell he had a high fever and he was breathing really hard. Yup, for me this was the peak of hotness. Go figure.
So, short of telling him just how sexually appealing he was to me right now I 'set to work'.
"I'm gonna need your help Baldwin, I've never done this before."
"Just touch him. You will know what to do then."
"…this is shogun, not a cheap American fantasy novel."
"Trust me dammit!"
I huffed and walked over, all the time wary of how he could kill me.
"…Er…" I said, looking him over.
"What?" He snapped.
Jebus, talk about high blood pressure, me and him.
"I'm…listen buddy; you need to let me take the robe thingy off."
I could feel Baldwin slap himself in the face.