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Yuffie came running into the Villa, excitement oozing out of every pore. "Reno!" she shrieked, leaping over the sofa and sprinting into the bedroom.

Reno was still asleep, a mass of red hair sticking up from the rumpled bed clothes. Yuffie always woke up before he did and usually let him sleep as late as he wanted. Today, however, was different.

Yuffie did a flying leap in the air and landed right on top of Reno's slumbering form, eliciting a started, "UMPH!" from the sexy red-head.

Reno grumbled and opened his eyes slowly, his stomach doing flipflops when he saw the girl stradling him and clutching a flyer close to her chest.

"Unh," he said grabbing her and flipping her onto her back. "I LOVE this kind of wake up call."

Reno began kissing his way down her neck to her breasts, his hands already working on removing her shorts.

Yuffie shrieked in laughter and pushed him off. "EW!" she exclaimed. "Get your morning breath off me and look at this!"

She shoved the flyer in his face and he took it, laying back down and pulling her against him as he read it.

"'The Social Society of Costa del Sol is pleased to announce that tonight will host the annual Costume Party. Come dressed as your favorite god or goddess, fiend, or character!'"

"A costume party!" Yuffie shrieked stradling him again and bouncing up and down. "Reno, can we go? Oh my gawd, Reno! Please, it will be so much fun! Come with me please!"

"If you don't stop bouncing up and down on me like that, I will come!" Reno grunted with a smile, stilling her hips. He grabbed her arms and pulled her down to face him, planting a kiss on her lips. "And yes, we can go!"

Yuffie squealed and threw her arms around his neck, forgetting his rank morning breath and kissing the life out of him. "Thank you thank you thank you thank you thank you!" she exclaimed in between kisses. "You are the best...whatever you are to me...ever!!"

She went to move but Reno stopped her, mischief playing in his eyes. "Oh no, Princess," he said. "Get your sweet ass back over here. You started something, accidentally it may have been, and you sure as hell ain't leaving until you finish it."

Yuffie laughed as she felt what he was referring to grind insistently against her thigh. "Oh, does Reno have a problem he needs Yuffie to fix for him?" she asked as she would have asked a child.

Reno growled and finished unfastening her shorts and pulled her top over her head. "Yes," he snarled as he flipped her to her back and finished stripping her clothes off.

Yuffie giggled as she pushed up on his shoulders and flipped him to his back. "Oh no, Turk boy," she said planting kisses down his chest and stomach. "My turn to play."

"Oh shit," Reno said as he got the full hint as to what she was planning on doing. Sure enough, he felt her hot breath wash over him as her mouth moved lower and lower. "Oh shit, oh shit...OH SHIT!!!"

Reno threw his head back as he was surrounded by the intense heat of Yuffie's mouth. Oh gods, she was good! Her tongue ran along the underside of his shaft, her teeth grazing him slightly, nipping at him, causing just enough pain to intensify the pleasure. Her tongue slipped into his slit, stroking, lapping up the pre cum that was leaking from him. Reno clenched the sheets in his hands, thrusting his hips up into her mouth.

Yuffie laughed slightly, the vibrations eliciting a throaty moan from the red head.

"Yuffie," he panted, hands moving to stroke her hair. "Gods, I can't handle this this early in the morning!"

"Stamina not awake yet?" she teased as she continued stroking him.

"Unless you...want me...oh shit," he said, his eyes going black as she took him in again. "To come...in your mouth, you better...get back up here...OH FUCK!"

Yuffie deepthroated him just then, giggling as she did so. He lasted exactly 1.7 seconds after that, pouring himself into her mouth with a roar.

Yuffie wiped her mouth and kissed him softly. "I told you," she whispered. "Ew...morning breath. Take and shower and brush your teeth and maybe then we'll do this again...properly."

Reno grinned up at her. "You are so hot," he told her.

"I know," she said giving him another kiss. "Hurry up! I want to get a costume before they're all gone!"

The beach was all decked out for the costume party. Tiki torches lined the walk ways and white Christmas lights adorned the buildings. The crashing waves on the beach were nearly drowned out by the music being blared by the DJ.

And Reno was dressed like a fucking moogle.

"I told you to get your ass outta bed so we could get better costumes," Yuffie told him as she twirled her icy color locks.

SHE was Shiva, goddess of ice.

"So how come you get to look hot and I have to look like a fucked up stuffed doll?" he asked.

Yuffie shrugged. "Because I'm a tiny girl and nobody wears my size and you," she said wrapping her arms around him. "Well, you're just shit outta luck, Reno. But you still look cute."

"Right."

"Aw, you look so cute, I want to sleep cuddled up with you tonight," she said with a grin. "With the costume on."

"Ha fucking ha," he said kissing her. "Come on, let's get a drink."

They went to the bar and ordered. "ID's," the bartender barked.

Yuffie grinned. "Make that a virgin strawberry daiquri," she corrected, rolling her eyes. She shrugged at Reno as he took his beer. "You win some you lose some."

"Yeah," he said. "Wanna dance?"

"Yeah!"

They headed out to the dance floor, Reno tripping over his costume, but attempting to dance nonetheless. They danced for about five songs until they were out of breath.

"I'm getting thirsty again," Yuffie shouted at him over the music.

He nodded. "Okay, I'll get us some more drinks," he said. "Try to find us a table, okay?"

"Okay."

They parted ways and Yuffie spied a table that was free when someone grabbed her arm. She turned expecting it to be Reno but finding a rather large, rather drunk, rather gross man dressed as Ifrit holding her.

"Dance with me," he ordered.

"No thanks," she said with a forced smile. "My date will be back soon."

He pulled her too him. "I didn't ask," he snarled. "No isn't an option. Dance with me."

Yuffie tried to pull her arm back, but to no avail. "Let go of me," she said, kicking his shin.

He grunted in response and pulled her closer, his lips on her neck. He moved up to capture her mouth and she bit his tongue. Howling in rage, he pushed her back and slapped her across the cheek.

"Stupid bitch!" he said, hauling her against him again. "Now you're gonna get it!"

Yuffie's eyes were filling with tears of rage. Suddenly she was yanked out of the man's arms and he was on the ground with one seriously pissed off moogle beating him senseless.

"You stupid, fucking son of a bitch!" Reno yelled, pummeling the man into the ground. "Don't you dare think of touching my girl again, you stupid fucker! I'm gonna kick your fucking ass all over this beach!"

Two bouncers pulled the moogle off of Ifrit, lifting the fallen fire god and dragging him to be incarcerated for the rest of the night. Another came up and looked at Reno.

"Get her home," he ordered. "No more trouble tonight, all right?"

"Fucker hit my girlfriend!" Reno yelled.

"File a report with the station," he said. "Get out...now."

"Fuckin' bastard!" Reno growled, going over to Yuffie and pulling her into his arms. "You okay, Baby?"

She nodded and kissed him fiercely. "Let's just go, okay?"

He nodded and led her back to the Villa. When they got inside, he looked her over, his face distorting in anger at the massive red hand print on her cheek.

"I'm gonna find that fucking son of a bitch tomorrow and kill him for this," he snarled.

"You called me your girlfriend," she said softly.

He stopped fuming and stared at her. "I did?" he asked. She nodded. "Sorry...I was pissed. Didn't know what I was saying, you know?"

She nodded again. "It's okay," she said. "Reno?"

"Yeah?" he said going to the freezer to get some ice to put on her cheek.

"If things were different," she began. "If I wasn't getting married in 5 days, do you think..."

"Yuffie," he cut in, placing the ice on her swollen cheek. He stared into her eyes and caressed her good cheek. "Don't. Okay? Just...don't."

She nodded, trying to fight back her tears. "Okay," she whispered. They sat there, just staring at each other for a long moment before she broke the silence with a laugh.

"I can't believe a moogle kicked Ifrit's ass!"

Reno: A moogle?!

Me: You'd be a cute moogle! All squishy and sweet! Oh I could just squeeze you!

Reno: Blow me.

Me: Too late. Yuffie already did.

Reno: Heh heh...yeah...

A/N: Review for more smut. If you guys keep up all this cool reviewing, this story is going to end up a smut in each chapter story. Oh...wait...already is. Right. Idiot. Anyway...keep review for...

Reno: MORE SMUT!!!