Day 10...

1. Woke up on Mrs. Hudson's couch.

2. Ate cake at Mrs. Hudson's shop for breakfast.

3. Walked in on John dancing to K-Pop.

4. Left the flat.

5. Contacted Lestrade on new case involving Pirates messaging criminals via seagulls.

6. Went to Scotland Yard to explain in further detail.

7. His wife is cheating on him with a Librarian now.

8. Took his ID when he got touchy about me pointing that out, and for not sending a team to catch the seagull.

9. Tracked down seagull to a pub.

10. Caught seagull by climbing telephone booth, leaping onto light post, and running up side of pub building with my bare hands.

11. Took seagull with me back to Scotland Yard.

12. Proved to Lestrade theory was correct by handing over message in the Seagull's beak.

13. Took seagull back home with me-his name shall be Ferdinand.

14. Introduced Ferdinand to Jerry.

*surprisingly he hadn't left his tank*

15. Called John back to the flat from his date with Mary-I remembered!

16. Introduced John to Ferdinand.

17. Instructed John to text 'John Smith'.

18. Revealed he just destroyed the CIA's satellite that had been spying on Baker Street.

19. Ignored text from Mycroft.

20. Kicked out MI5 from Baker street sent by Mycroft.

21. Hopped out back window to avoid John lecturing me on crashing the satellite.

22. Bought a collar and a cage for Ferdinand.

23. Ran into Molly buying new collar for her cat.

24. Went with Molly to Bart's to have lunch/examine modern day mummified body.

*Mm... pasta...*

25. Punched a ninja hired by Moriarty to assassinate me at Bart's.

26. Put ninja in a locked closet.

27. Left Bart's after grabbing more pasta.

28. Walked in on John listening to K-Pop again.

29. Gave John pasta to avoid awkward conversation.

30. Went to mind palace.

FlyingLion:

Ferdinand the Seagull is named after the famous explorer Ferdinand Magellan whose expedition traveled the entire globe. The idea for Sherlock to hunt down a seagull was inspired by the premiere of Elementary Season 2 where Sherlock of that series hunts down a pigeon in central park. It was a great episode and a nice way to get my dose of Sherlock Holmes while waiting for season 3 of Sherlock.

The CIA/MI5 bits are somewhat inspired by the upcoming movie The Fifth Estate in which Benedict Cumberbatch stars as Julian Assange. I'm looking forward to the movie and 12 Years a Slave which will be pretty awesome.