D: Don't anyone's heart, break their bones. they have over 200 of them.

W: Wow. Somebody needs a happy meal.

D: So which way did they go?
W: well based on the direction of the wind, the broken sticks over there, and the slight disturbance in the dirt, I'd say they went left.

D: bullshit.

W: fine they sent me a text.

W: this is your fault

W: we're surrounded.

D: stop complaining, this just means we can attack in any direction.

W: how to work the new shower handles?!

D: pull up to turn on, turn left for hot, turn right for cold, TURN DOWN FOR WHAT

W: did you get it

D: you were going at like, the speed of fast

W: could I have an exact measurement please

D: so many

D: I'm in.

W: remember, the bigger they are, the harder they hit.

W: dude pretty lights

D: ?

D: you high?

W: being Australian is because of a crime you didn't commit

D: right...

W: pretty colors

D: wtf dude.

W: how did you find me?
D: im a detective, it's what I do.

W: my mom told you didnt she.

D: basically ya.

W: where the hell are you?
D: riding a llama in neverland - where do you think?

W: still not answering my question.

D: look, I wasn't planning on going for a run, but those cops came out of nowhere.

W: just had a fight with my alarm clock. it wanted to wake me up, I disagreed. things got violent, now its broken and im awake. not sure who won.

D: huh.

W: ya.

D: hey I have a surprise for you.

W: what is it?
D: A FRIGGING SURPRISE DONT ASK QUESTIONS

W: you can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. for instance, if they are holding a gun, she's probably angry.

D: what did you do.

D: can I kill him?

W: no.

D: ...

D: just a little bit?

W: im hungry lets go to mcdonalds

D: no the food there is just horrible

W: well then get a salad cause we're going

D: dude, going to mcdonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug

D: I can't make it, you and Roy will have to go without me.

W: what happened?!

D: im grounded.

W: nice going. what did you do.

D: short version?

W: please.

D: was in a bank. yelled NOBODY MOVE! *dramatic pause* i lost a contact lens

W: pretty sure going to hell because of our friendship

D: last one there wins

D: worst non-hero related panic you've ever had. go.

W: losing mom in the store. superhero or now, you downright panic the first few seconds you lose your mom in a store. your turn

D: 6 years old, haunted house. freaky-ass goblin thing jumps in front of me. I scream, kick it in the nuts, then go hide behind my mom.

W: OMG Im crYing what happened

D: the guy was lying on the floor in pain cussing like a sailor, while my dad was on the floor from laughter. mom had me in one arm, while trying to pull my dad up with the other so we could get out of there. They had to close it down.

W: cant bREATHE

W: LMFAO

I'm fighting tears of laughter because of the last one, omg

Shoutout to taylovesbevin ! A fellow supernatural fan - so get this: booyah! Im actually missing the next ep of supernatural right now, its the one where they are 'hunting wabbits' LOL I saw the promo but we don't have tv :(actually, shoutout to all the SPN fans - keep calm and carry on guys, maybe we can survive this season!

So until we meet again, we will not have seen each other. lol

R98 out