Ummm….. just a note first… I suck at puns. I stole the first, the second and third are common and I think I made up the fourth? Not sure if anyone else has done it before. It's shameful, but I'm proud of how shameful it is. :b
"What do you call a pile of cats, a meow-tain."
"No Adrien."
"What? It wasn't claw-some enough?"
"Just no."
"Purr-ty please Mew-inette?"
"….Ok. I'm breaking up with you."