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A/N Well, I don't know if you could call that a cliff-hanger, but I thought it was one, maybe I did a bad job on it? Anyways I am now updating once again, yeah for me and you. Hope you like this chapter.

"Hermione are you alright?" asked Harry again as he started to wave his hand in front of her face, I think she went into a state of shock thought Harry.

What did you just say?

I said...I said

And then something happened "Ha-ha-ha!" and it continued sounding throughtout all the Great Hall.

You should have seen your face, it was utterly ridiculous. You actually thought that I could fall in love with someone like you? A bushy beaver?

You sick twisted vile ferret I wish that you would just die. From now on consider our little conversations over.

By the way people are staring at you. Goodbye.

"Hermione,"

"Please, don't throw peas at me Harry I can hear you just fine."

"Finally, I was trying to get your attention for the last five minutes."

"Yes, Harry I noticed."

"It didn't look like it." muttered Harry.

"What did you say?"

"I like your shoes."

"Why thank you Harry."

"So, why were you so spaced out?"

"It's she was thinking about that wonderful piece of eye-candy," stated Ginny.

"Gross, I don't have to have those mental images."

"I thought that you could handle anything ever since that incident with the pineapple and Ron," said Hermione.

"You just had to bring that up?" asked Harry, as he was slowly turning green similar to the color of the peas that he had been previously throwing at Hermione.

"La-la-la-la I can't here you." said Ginny as she stuck her fingers in her ears and turned away.

"You are such big babies."

"You have to get over that, I thought it was accident and it could have happened to anyone." said Ron as he emerged from his embrace from Lavender.

"Wait!"

Everyone jumped at the sound of Hermione's voice.

"How did this just happen?" asked Hermione as she pointed to Lavender and Ron.

"Well, you see Hermione I was walking minding my own business and then I saw Lavender sitting there in a state of shock."

"Go on." urged Hermione.

"You see she told me that she had walked in on something utterly horrid, it was...it was McGonagall and Snape all I can say is that she saw whips, chains oh the horror." said Ron as he shivered at the image that it created. "Back to my story, Lavender was so greatful that I was there for her in her time of need that she asked me to be her boyfriend." finished Ron.

"Well, that seems nice," said Hermione.

"You're okay with this aren't you Hermione?" asked Lavender.

"Of course I am," said Hermione as she got up and hugged them both.

"Good, because we thought, you know."

"You thought that I liked you didn't you?" asked Hermione.

"Well, yeah."

"No, Ron I have never liked you more then a friend. You're like a brother to me."

"Now, what's up with Malfoy seems like Dumbledore's been letting him smoke his pipe?" said Ginny.

"Oh, nothing probably just found out that I don't know he doesn't have to marry Parkinson or something." said Lavender.

"Yeah, that's probably it," said Ron as he looked to the still laughing Malfoy.

"So, what about you're big date with Zabini?" asked Lavender.

"I don't know, he just wants to ask me something important."

"Maybe he wants to marry you?" asked Harry.

"I don't know at least I don't think that Harry."

"Sure, whatever or don't tell me you're going to pop a biscuit?" asked Ginny.

"What?" asked Hermione

"You've made a cake." said Ginny.

"Sorry, but I don't follow you."

"You're pregneat." she finally said.

"What Hermione you're PREGEANT?" asked Lavender.

"No, I am not pregneat," Hermione stated.

"Well, alright I knew that you would never do such a un-hermioneish thing." Ron said.

The next couple of minutes they spent talking about what they were going to do at Hogesmade and winter Holidays. Finally they were sent to their next class of the day which was Transfiguration today.

"Students will you please settle down." said McGonagall as she stared at the chattering students Hogesmade weekend was only a day away and they were all talking about this and that.

"Yes, Mister Finnigan." said McGonagall as she noticed Seamus' hand up in the air.

"Professor, I just wanted to know how you feel about being the new Pimp of Hogwarts, you must feel pretty proud. You know, with your age and all."

"10 points from Gryffindor and please don't say such nonsense again." McGonagall said as her nostrils flared.

"Psst, mate you don't think that McGonagall is half-dragon or something, cause I've only seen Norbert do that." said Ron as he tapped Harry who was next to him.

Hermione was scribbling away taking notes on what McGonagall was saying.

Granger.

Granger.

Granger, would you dam stop ignoring me and answer already. I know you can not resist my sex appeal.

Right now I am snorting Malfoy.

"Hermione do you need something?"

"No, Neville but thank you for asking."

Well, since you apparently aren't going to talk much I'll do the talking. I heard that you're expecting Zabini's baby and that the reason he invited you to Hogesmade is so that you will decide when the wedding will be, since you don't want you're child to be called a bastard.

Whoever told you this, Malfoy has their head stuck up their ass, therefore they couldn't hear properly that I also said that I was not expecting Blaise's child. And that I have no clue why he has invited me to Hogesmade.

Whatever Granger. If you keep thinking that then maybe one day it will come true. I really don't think this is doing any good for your image. First they thought that you were cheating on me but that was only a thought. Now they are sure that you have made a cake with the enemy.

What are you talking about?

You know Zabini is your enemy.

I don't know what you're talking about.

Quit playing dumb Granger you know that he's your enemy.

You know, if he was my enemy then I wouldn't have agreed to have gone out with him to Hogesmade. I don't tend to have lunch with my enemy.

Like you don't tend to talk with them inside their heads.

You're such..such...

Such a sexy beast, I know I am.

I will not anwer you Malfoy because you will just twist my words and I for one do not appreciate that.

Whatever you say Granger.

Malfoy why do you manage to sound aragont and pompous even in your thoughts.

How do you manage to sound like a bossy know it all?

Malfoy, will you please burn in hell?

Only if you come down with me.

Sod off.

Sorry but I can't

Wanker

I know I am.

You're sick Malfoy, you know that.

Then I better not tell you.

Tell me what?

Well you see I am enjoying a rather intimate moment with my hand. My hand and I are right now bonding.

Ewww! I did not need to know that.

You just ruined the moment Granger.

You are not to disturb a man when he is bonding.

You were the one talking to me while you were doing those horrid things.

I really don't want to know what you do while you're alone Malfoy.

Don't tell me Granger that you never you know.

Why would I do that?

So you'ver never bonded.

No

That is like inhumane I bet that even Potty and Weasel have bonded.

EEEEEWWWWWWWWW

Not together.

Oh, but that is still gross.

So, Granger are you really serious?

About what?

The Hermione Granger acting dumb, what had the world come to?

So you've never bonded.

I told you already that I have never and will never do that in my whole entire life.

Just keep saying that and maybe one day it will come true.

You are extremely twisted.

Thank You, it took years of practice to become like this.

It's times like this that I actually feel sorry for your parents.

What for having to live with such a goregous person like me and feeling bad?

Again Malfoy you think to highly of yourself.

Name someone that is hotter then me.

Orlando Bloom

What you mean that freak elf?

Don't call him that, he is really hot.

Sure, I am told that I was hotter then him.

By, who a blind lady or man?

You know you can't stand my hottness I can see it in your eyes in the hall. There's lust there you're just waiting to pounce on me, aren't you Granger.

Why yes, Malfoy. I am waiting to pounce on you and rip out your organs tie them around you're head and drag you throught the Great Hall singing Joy to World at the top of my lungs.

Granger, I think that you really should see a stink.

Shrink

Yes, one of those things I think that after years of therapy and anger management you will one day be able to look at me and not want to ravage me in the Great Hall with people watching.

Whatever you say Malfoy.

Class if over Granger and Potter must be poking you by now.

Sure enough Harry was poking Hermione trying to wake her out of her stupor.

"Hermione are you sure you're okay, cause you keep spacing out, I think you need to sleep or something."

"Yes, Harry I'll try to sleep some more tonight."

The rest of day went as usual with Draco making rude remarks and provoking Hermione to space out at the most importune moments.

One more day until my going out with or meeting with Blaise thought Hermione as she went to sleep that night.

You really should try bonding.

Shut up!

Anger management, maybe you should try the green stuff.

Are you insinuating that I should use drugs?

Why, yes I am.

Go to hell.

Bite me.

Hey that's my line.

I know.

Go away.

See you Granger.

A/N: So did you hate it love it, please review, but no flames. I am facing a serious crisis I have to juggle three boys that want to go out with pluse the fact that the guy I hate keeps slaking off it's currently 9:24 p.m. and I am typing this while there is a party raging on in my house. I'll give the guy a piece of my mind tomorrow. He has to work on the project also. Sorry I was ranting there, but REVIEW, PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE?

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