1
Now the boys started noticing the looks that Ratigan and Isabelle gave each other; the knowing looks, the sideways glances and every time their eyes met, they would quickly look away.
So, Francis had an idea.
One day, they were talking to Isabelle and they saw Ratigan come in and pour himself a cup of wine, so they put Francis plan into action.
"Miss Isabelle, why don't you try some wine?" asked Tony.
Isabelle made a face and shook her head.
"I don't like wine."
Francis chuckled, watching from the corner of his eye as the professor took a sip from his cup.
"Don't ask her that Tony, she has no taste for finer things. She just puts it in her mouth and swallows."
They all jumped when they heard a loud cough and saw Ratigan coughing with wine on his front. Apparently, he heard what Francis said and spit out his wine, coughing and blushing.
Francis smiled to himself.
Oh yes, the Professor has it bad for Isabelle.
2
Isabelle walked through Ratigan's lair, her eyes wide as child's as she looked at the fine things that Ratigan has.
His home was so big, so she decided to explore it fro a bit.
Her ears twitched when she heard a noise coming from a door to her left. She put her ear to the door, hearing something like water running. Without thinking, she opened the door and stepped in.
The room was a lavishly decorated bathroom and the water she was someone turning on the water, which turned out to be Ratigan.
A very naked Ratigan.
There was a very awkward silence between the two, until Isabelle shrieked covering her eyes.
"Oh my lord, I'm sorry , I'm so sorry."
Ratigan was too shocked to say anything, he only tried to cover himself up in embarrassment. Isabelle apologized again and nearly ran out of the room.
She covered mouth, blushing from the image of the naked rat, trying very hard to erase.
Even if he did look so nice, so oh very nice.
3
Now, Ratigan knows Isabelle is a pretty mouse and he knows that his thugs know. He also knows that some of them can be quite uncouth , particularly towards women. So he told them (more like threatened), to treat Isabelle with the utmost respect.
Unfortunately one day, one of them didn't listen when he smiled and pinched Isabelle's but, making her squeak in surprise. Ratigan saw that and it made his hackles rise in anger. He was about to walk over when Isabelle turned around and kicked the thug in the face.
She kicked him three more time until he fell to the floor She then put her foot on his chest and pressed, making him groan in pain.
"Now, the next time you touch me like that again, it will be the last thing you ever do."she growled,seeing him nod and gurgle. She then stalked off, leaving the thud on the floor.
Ratigan watched her go, his eyebrows raised in interest.
Apparently, Isabelle can take care of herself.
4
Isabelle was baking in Ratigans kitchen and as she waited for the cake to finish, she started to lick the spoon with the frosting on it.
Isabelle has a big sweet tooth, so as she licked the spoon she moaned loudly and sucked on it. She just loves the taste of chocolate.
She heard the kitchen door open and saw Ratigan walk in. he was looking at her in a strange way, maybe because she was licking the spoon so much.
"Hi, want a taste?" she said, holding out the spoon. Ratigan suddenly turned and hit his head against the wall, making Isabelle jump.
"Whats wrong?"
"Its... nothing." he said between gritted teeth, not letting Isabelle know about his inner battle.
"Yes, there is something wrong!" he yelled in his head "There is something horribly wrong! Why do you have to be so goddamn cute? You're too damn cute! Am I pervert? Am I a disgusting pervert for thinking that?"
5
"Hey, Ratigan."
Ratigan looked up from his reading glasses and saw Isabelle walk into his study, raising an eyebrow as she sat on his desk.
"Yes, my dear?"
"I was just wondering...about the Diamond Jubilee job."
Ratigan's fur bristled at that, that particular job was his greatest failure.
"I don't think you did it for the right reason." she continued saying, making Ratigan look at her in confusion.
"I beg your pardon?"
"What I mean is ,why would you want to be king? Why would you take on all that responsibility?"
Ratigan chuckled, taking off his glasses and folding his hand,putting his chin on top of them.
"Its all about power, my dear. Its to lord it over Mousedom and to make your own laws."
Isabelle wrinkled her nose at that comment.
"I still wouldn't like it, I would rather be free then stay in some stuffy castle with an utter amount of rules to follow."
Ratigan smiled slyly at her.
"You don't want to be a princess, darling?"
Isabelle smiled mischievously at him when she suddenly turned around in her seat and put her legs on both sides of his chair, trapping Ratigan with her legs, surprising him.
"My dear Professor, if I was a princess, that means I have to follow the rules and stay in one place. In other words, I wont be free and I cant do what I want." she said in a silky tone.
Ratigan then smirked and moved forward from between her legs, his face inches from her.
"Its a shame, you would have made a fine princess." he said softly, making both of them grin and wondering what the other would be like in royalty.
6
Isabelle was talking to the trio and Fidget about her hometown one day, specifically about her grandmother.
"You couldn't find a more crazy or foul-mouthed woman as her." she chuckled, making the boys laugh. "My Lord, she could say the craziest of sayings, like this one time when it was really hot, she said the most awful thing and it was so hilarious!"
"Oh and what was it?"
The group looked up and saw Ratigan walk into the room looking at Isabelle, who suddenly looked petrified.
"Um, I don't know, its pretty awful and insulting."
"Its alright my dear, I wont be too offended."
Isabelle looked down, her ears perked down in embarrassment.
"She once said...she said...she once said that it was hotter then two rats fuckin in a sock."
There was dead silence in the room and Isabelle didn't dare to look up. It was broken by muffled laughter, which then turned to loud bursts of laughter. Surprisingly, it came from Ratigan.
His laughter was contagious because Isabelle soon joined and the the boys did. Then, they all started laughing raucously. Isabelle had tears streaming down her face while Fidget was banging the table with his fast. The trio look like they were about to fall to the floor laughing while Ratigan was leaning against the wall, holding his stomach.
"Its...Its so wrong!" Isabelle gasped.
"Buts its so damn funny!" Ratigan laughed out.
For about five minutes they laughed until their ribs started to hurt. Isabelle rubbed her eyes as she hiccuped.
"I hope to God you never meet that crazy old lady."
7
All was calm and normal in Ratigan's hideout today.
"Oh come on, Tony, any women can fake an orgasm."
Well, not really normal.
Isabelle and Tony were talking in the throne room and he was telling her of his latest romantic entanglement.
"I don't believe that." Tony said, while Isabelle look at him with irritation.
"Tony ,love, let me show you how a woman can fake it."
Isabelle closed her eyes and started moaning. Tony just watched with wide eyes and blushed at the show, while Ratigan (who was just passing by) and some other thugs just stood and watched.
Isabelle moaned louder and started saying "Yes, Yes!", which made most of the men there very uncomfortable.
When she finished, she looked at Tony calmly and said, "See,its that simple?"
She then saw the others that were watching and she glared at them.
"Hey, shows over. Shoo!"
They all hurriedly left, particularly Ratigan. He nearly ran to his room, quickly shutting the door. He panted, nearly groaning from Isabelle like that. He was really embarrassed.
Mostly because his pants felt too tight
8
Ratigan was going to his room fro a good nights sleep when he heard noises coming from Isabelle's room. As he went nearer, he heard small cries and moans. Concerned, he opened the door and saw Isabelle fighting off a nightmare.
It was so odd, seeing the volatile and energetic mouse so vulnerable. He didn't like it, he didn't like seeing her like this.
He hurried over and tried to shake her awake.
"Isabelle...Isabelle...darling, wake up...wake up!"
Isabelle's eyes snapped open and suddenly, Ratigan was pushed to the floor, with Isabelle's hand clutching his throat and the other one had a knife in it. She growled at him, with her face contorted in rage.
Ratigan didn't say anything or moved, too shocked by her actions. Isabelle breathed deeply and then seemed to wake up, gasping and quickly pulling away from Ratigan, dropping the knife. He then sat up and rubbed his throat, surprised by the thief's strength.
"My God, Ratigan I'm so sorry!" she gasped as Ratigan stood up, watching as she picked up the knife and put in under her pillow.
"You were sleeping with a knife?" he asked, seeing her nod.
"Yes, I usually do. Old habits, I guess."
He nodded as he sat next to her.
"What were you having a nightmare about?"
Isabelle then glared at him with that Valkyrie glare of hers, full of anger and retaliation.
"Nothing." she said, her tone stating no argument and no questions. All Ratigan did was nodded and rubber her back to calm her.
He'll just wait, for he has secrets of his own.
9
Isabelle entered Ratigan's room, checking to make sure the Professor wanst there.
She giggled as she went in and went to his closet, taking his top hat and cape. She then quickly went tot he sitting room, where the boys and Fidget were.
"I cant believe you actually took them." Bill said, a little scared that Ratigan might just walk in.
"But I really need to try these on." she said, putting on Ratigan's cape and top hat, making the men snicker.
The cape was huge in her, it looked like she was drowning in it. The hat was also too big on her, her ears slipped in and it fell over her eyes, stopping at her muzzle. She looked like a child playing dress up.
She pushed the hat back up and then spread the cape dramatically.
"I am the greatest criminal mind." she said, making the men laugh loudly. She then pulled the cape up to her eyes.
"Don't upset me or you'll get the bell!" she said in a harsh tone, making them all laugh at her impression. Isabelle giggles as the hat fell over her eyes again. When she pulled it back up, she frowned when she saw the boys have petrified looks on their faces.
"What? Whats wrong?" she asked, that when she noticed tha large shadow over her and that they were looking behind her. She then sighed and looked at them sullenly.
"He's right behind me, isn't he?"
They all slowly nodded and with another sigh, she turned to face Ratigan.
He didn't look angry at all, he looked more amused by her antics. He bend down to Isabelle's level; and chuckled.
"I think my hat is too big for you." he said with a smile, chucking when it fell over her eyes again.
10
Ratigan walked into his lair, his ears twitching from odd noises. He walked faster, then seeing Isabelle and some of his thugs in front of the wine barrel. He saw that Isabelle has a wooden bat and Tony had a ball in his hand.
They were playing baseball.
He watched as Tony threw the ball and Isabelle hitting it, sending the ball straight into the throne room; everyone cringing when they heard it break something.
Ratigan coughed, getting everyone attention. The thugs flinched and Isabelle just smirked at him.
"Wanna try?" she said, holding out the bat to him, making Ratigan look at her disapprovingly.
"I have no time fro such childish games." he said huffly, walking off to his study. Isabelle just looked at the thugs with a smirk on her face.
"In other words, boys, your boss is too pompous to bat."
In a split second, Ratigan was in front of her, glaring.
"Give me the bat."
Isabelle grinned broadly, giving it to him and telling Tony to give her a ball. The thugs moved away, all trying not to laugh at the sight of a glaring Ratigan with a bat and Isabelle grinning with the ball in her hands.
Still grinning, Isabelle threw the ball and with a loud CRACK, Ratigan hit ti hard. Everyone watched as the ball flew, hit a corner of a wall and went sailing into another the sewer behind them. Everyone jumped when they heard it hit something and a cat-like yelp. Isabelle cringed as she looked at Ratigan, who looked absolutely horrified.
"I think you hit your cat."
AN: Filler chapter is filler. So, here is a 10 clips of Isabelle and Ratigan together and as you could see, there are problems and funny moments. These have nothing to do with the plot whatsoever, just random moments
1-With this one, one of the boys make an innuendo joke to see Ratigans reaction and it totally says that hes into Isabelle or it could just be the joke itself.
2-Heres with Isabelle walking into the wrong room and the wrong time, or is it? I wouldn't mind seeing a naked Ratigan, yeah! I was kinda inspired by an episode of The Nanny, when Fran walked into Mr. Sheffield in the shower.
3-Pretty much showing here that Isabelle can handle herself and Ratigan has a polite etiquette with ladies.
4-Raitgan having a bit of a moral dilemma within himself and of the cuteness that is Isabelle.
5-Isabelle noting about being king and her thoughts on it. Also, some weird flirting happening here.
6-My sister was the one that told me about that saying, that one of her friends said it and I was laughing so hard. I was first all WTF and then I was laughing. I don't think Ratigan would be all that insulted, he would probably laugh his ass off. Its too damn funny.
7-Totally inspired by the restaurant scene from "When Harry met Sally". Isabelle just doesn't care where she is, she will make her point known and Ratigan is having a bit of a problem.
8-A little angsty this one. It also shows that Isabelle is always prepared for the worst and it sometimes can lead to dangerous situations.
9-I would want to try Ratigan's clothes, probably will be huge on me. So, we have Isabelle trying them on here. Yes, its a bit childish, but sometime you need to act like a kid to have a healthy life. Ratigan is just amused by the whole thing.
10-Lol, I just had to write this. I got this image in my head with Ratigan holding a baseball bat and this clip was made. Yeah, Ratigan wont back down when someone insults him like that and yes, he hit Felicia by mistake in the end. I hate that cat, so its all good for me.
Anyway, enjoy! I don't own Ratigan or his boys, just Isabelle!