Hanakuro: The return of the mini-story! Yes, it's back! And this mini-story might go on for a while.
Akashia-chan: runs into room panting school… is… back… backpack so heavy!!
Hanakuro: oh yeah, school started again on Tuesday, so the chapter releases might come out a bit later than usual… or not. So anyways, how's your back doing, Akashia-chan?
Akashia-chan: Math teacher… so many text books…homework overloading backpack… overly strict teachers….
Hanakuro: yes… that's very nice Akashia-chan. I know that your teachers are all evil this year. So now, here is your mini-story!
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And then the next day…
"Let's go to the mall!" Akashia-chan declared at about 6 in the morning. "Hurry up! It opens in an hour!"
"I got 2 hours of sleep. Lucky me." Hanakuro was walking around her now-crowded house like a zombie. "Wait, how'd you get out of the basement? I locked all the doors, and… oh god, I have rediscovered how Shigure (Fruits Basket) feels." The door had been seemingly torn apart by an army of bears.
"You DO remember exactly WHO you locked in that basement, don't you? And you shouldn't leave crowbars lying around your basement. Why do you even have a crowbar? Does it have something to do with how you got out of detention an hour early last year…? So anyways, we all kinda… tore apart the door. Kinda like an army of bears!"
"We're going to the mall. And you're all paying for a new door." Hanakuro said angrily as she walked out the front door. Nobody dared contradict her when she was that angry.
About an hour later, they were at the mall.
"GOD I hate skytrains! It was way too crowded today!!" The broken Sword Impulse, the 6am wake up, and the torn apart door all equaled a very angry Hanakuro. She was dragging Akashia-chan to the entrance of the mall, not seeming to care at all whether Akashia-chan lived or not.. Yako noticed that Hanakuro seemed a lot like a certain green-eyed demon when she got no sleep at all.
So they all split up, going to the stores they wanted to. Hanakuro pulled Akashia-chan to… wherever they sell doors in a mall…Yako went to the food court, of course. Shiori forced Neuro to come with her, Sai, and Godai to a weapons shop. (There's a few of those near my house.)
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Akashia-chan was currently being pulled by her hair to the closest… door shop. All the people around them were backing away from the demonized Hanakuro and the poor Akashia-chan being pulled behind her. The sea of shoppers parted in front of them upon seeing the blazing red eyes of Hanakuro. And finally, the two were at the door store. It rhymes. And since when were there stores specifically for selling doors?
"She's…. really scary right now…" Akashia-chan thought to herself. To prove that statement, the owner of the door store, (as it shall now be called) was trembling in front of the red-eyed monster. "H-how can I h-help you, m-miss?"
"I'd like a door as replacement for the one this girl tore apart." Hanakuro told him. Then all of a sudden, her face turned all innocent. "And I'd also like a new doorknob, a window, something to help fix my wall…" Hanakuro continued on, naming all the things she needed to repair her torn apart house. "…a glass of water, a box of pocky, and a sword impulse gundam."
"Yes, miss. I can get you the things needed to repair your house, but… the water, pocky, and 'gundam' I can't get."
"Thank you!" She said cheerily, pulling out Akashia-chan's credit card. "Please use this to pay for all these."
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Yako looked around at all the food stalls. There was Japanese, American, Chinese, Vietnamese, and all other different types of food. "Paradise!!" she screamed. She rushed to all of the stalls, trying to figure out what she would get. "Oh well, I'll just get one of everything here!" So that she did. As she tried to balance all of her food, she had to look for enough tables to hold all of her orders. Yako laid everything out on the seventeen tables she had scared people away from.
"Is there some sort of party going on here?"
"Wait, is that just one girl eating all of that?"
"Is that fried octopus I see there?"
"Where's the nearest bathroom?"
Asked some of the shoppers looking over those seventeen tables overflowing with food.
"Mmm… this place is awesome!" Yako was very happy about this giant mall. Yes, she sure was having fun with Akashia-chan's other credit card.
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"Whoaa… look at all the swords here!" Shiori was pulling Neuro along behind her while they looked around at the vast array of medieval weapons.
"Look, they have spiked chains!" Sai was looking for some new tools to fight Neuro with. But of course he wasn't planning on spending any money on it all. On the other hand, why wasn't he trying to kill Neuro throughout this entire fanfic? Could that be 'Ultimate Mystery' Neuro was looking for?
Suddenly, Neuro picked up a rather large knife, and threw it right at his beloved sister's head. Sarcasm intended. "I can not have you humiliating me any more." He stated while standing up.
The knife had hit Shiori directly in the face. Or should have.
"Aw… you really hate me that much?" Shiori was of course, completely unharmed. "I would love to do that same thing to you, but…it's just so much more fun to keep you alive to torture you!"
"Did you just try to KILL your sister? Neuro, that's not very nice!" Sai mocked Neuro while examining some amazingly pointy throwing knives. "Although… we are in a weapons shop!" Sai made that evil Hanakuro face. Neuro stepped back a little, before he was faced with a flying display of amazingly pointy throwing knives.
"Take that, Neuro!" Sai was picking up any weapon at his disposal and throwing them at the startled demon.
Neuro recovered from that temporary shock, and immediately started to attack Sai with his amazingly pointy knife-for-a-hand thing. He was countered with… more amazingly pointy throwing knives.
Then a middle aged looking man ran into the store, and stared in horror at what looked like a whirlwind of amazingly pointy weapons. "Get out of my store you little PUNKS!!" Surprisingly, it was the same man as at the shooting game at the fair.
Shiori immediately pulled both Sai and Neuro out of the destroyed weapons shop as fast as she could. Neuro was completely destroying her social image.
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"Hey gu- Neuro, Sai, what HAPPENED to you?!" Said the shocked Akashia-chan, who was now missing a few patches of hair and two of her credit cards.
"Oh, you know. They just completely destroyed a weapons shop with their little fight!" Shiori calmly responded. The clothes of two who had destroyed that weapons shop were ripped all over, (from the amazingly pointy things) and they were cut… a lot…
"Hi guys! Oh, hi Akashia-chan… sorry, I kind of… borrowed your credit card. But you don't mind, do you?" Yako had returned from her very expensive food court meal.
Akashia-chan's mouth was gaping open as Yako handed her all the food receipts. "Thi-thi…this is a lot of numbers… the math teachers never taught us numbers that big!"
"Hi guys! How was the weapons shop?" Hanakuro was back to her normal self. The demon Hanakuro had disappered along with her money problems. Having Akashia-chan's credit card sure was useful. "Unfortunately… they were sold out of Sword impulse Gundams… so I'm just going to borrow Akashia-chan's credit card for the next week or so!"
Akashia-chan was whimpering in a corner…
"Hey, the skytrain's here!" Sai reminded them of the skytrain that was about to leave.
"Oh yeah, and… Hanakuro, what about school tomorrow? We aren't skipping, are we?" Akashia-chan had just remembered school and her annoyingly heavy backpack.
"Oh yeah! Tomorrow Akashia-chan and I have to go to school… wait, how can we ask the characters questions during school?" Hanakuro had asked a very good question.
"I guess… they're going to have to come to school with us!" akashia-chan declared.
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Hanakuro: Oh, the things we do for you readers. And guess what happens in thje next mini-story? Yup, the MTNN crew are going to be subjected to the torture of math equations and endless amounts of homework.
Akashia-chan: This next chapter should be… interesting. So anyways, thank you for reading!