Thanks for all of the response people! It really does help me to write more. I'll admit that I'm running low on ideas, so if there is something in particular you'd like to see played out or if there is a pairing you'd like to see more of, just send me a message and I'll try my best to make it happen.
"Hand that over here," Frank ordered, nodding his head in the direction of a chemical phial.
Riff Raff hated the way Frank never used manners, but did as he was asked regardless. He almost slammed the phial down in front of his master. Riff Raff was pissed off. He had been promised a night off, so had Magenta, and they had planned to spend it together, but as always on the last minute Frank ripped up everybody else's plans to fit in with his own. Apparently he had had a brainwave regarding one of his latest experiments, and his idea could simply not wait to be put in to motion.
As Frank watched his servant stomp around the lab a small smile played on his lips. The handyman was obviously angry about something, Frank was too. Columbia had been playing around with some pizza delivery guy recently and had been neglecting him. Frank knew that it was probably his own fault, when he was alone in bed he slightly regretted treating Columbia so badly.
He watched Riff Raff grind his teeth in annoyance and decided that it was time for a little fun.
"Oh calm down, will you? You can return to your precious Magenta soon enough," Frank sighed as he began measuring.
Riff Raff knew that Frank was trying to make him snap, but it wasn't going to work. He was sick of being pushed around, being made to have to hold his tongue. He was going to play Frank at his own game, it was about time.
"At least I'll have somebody to go back to tonight," He snapped. Frank stopped in tracks straight away. Oh, so it was going to be that way, was it?
Frank composed himself and continued to slowly pour out some chemicals. "Its by a matter of choice that I spend my nights alone. Don't for a minute think that I can't have anybody I want, when I want," Frank chuckled for effect, "Why, just the other night I was fighting off the advances of your dear Magenta."
"Like she'd come anywhere near you," Riff Raff snarled.
"She's a fairly good kisser, isn't she?" Frank mused, "It's just a shame that everything else about her is so... what do they say here on Earth? Ah, yes, slutty."
Riff Raff had Frank pinned up against the wall on the other side of the room so fast that he couldn't even remember doing it. His hand was curled like a vice around Frank's throat, he was seething.
"You bastard!" He shouted in to Frank's smug face, "Don't you ever call my sister names like that in front of me again!"
The sound of the elevator whirring made them both pause. Riff Raff dropped Frank instantly and they both composed themselves, waiting to see who would make an entrance. "Frankie, are you up here?" Columbia's voice called.
Frank groaned. "Yes," He replied loudly, and pushing Riff Raff aside he made his way over to the elevator.
"Hey Frankie," Columbia beamed as the elevator came to a stuttering stop and the doors rattled open, "Hey Riff."
"Riff Raff," Frank turned to face the handyman, "Clear up. Columbia, come." He stepped in to the lift and pressed the button to make it go down before anybody could object.
Riff Raff wrung out his hands, hating Frank more than he ever had before, but also wondering how he had gotten away with his actions so easily.