Chapter 10: Civil War
(Kamek) "So what happened?"
(Steve) "There's been a civil war for some time now. Those staying loyal to Bowser, against those who want to revolt. Since Bowser Jr. just arrived, it's really set it off."
Steve flips to the next page of his magazine.
(Steve) "Half off Zip-loc, oooh."
(Kamek) "Do you know where he is?"
(Steve) "Rebels took him captive."
(Kamek) "Why are you here anyway?"
(Steve) "Sadly, hell is as peaceful as it gets in this castle, or kingdom for that matter."
(Kamek) "Well, I've got a job to do, and you're coming with me."
Kamek grabs Steve's arm and drags him off.
(Steve, sarcastically) "noooooo."
Weegee Time
Luigi and Zikal can be seen exiting the gas station, carrying tons of snacks.
(Luigi) "I think we got too much."
(Zikal) "I don't think we got enough."
(Luigi) "So what's the plan?"
(Zikal) "Xorn, or something."
(Luigi) "That's so vauge, it just might work."
Something cool needs to happen
(Luigi) "I'm scared of what that means."
Luigi takes a step onto the street, and drops his ice cream.
(Luigi) "Well then."
(?????) "THAT DOES IT!"
At that moment the road practically rips, and cracks apart. Much of it is destroyed revealing-
(Whomp King) "Hell yeah, how often do you see me in a fanfic!"
(Zikal) "Eh."
(Whomp King) "It was rhetorical."
(Luigi) "I think we got that."
(Whomp King) "Don't sass me, who's the giant rock creature here?"
Luigi yells to some nearby whomps.
(Luigi) "HEY, HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF INSTALLING DEMOCRACY!?"
(Whomp King) "I'll install democracy on your face."
Zikal sees where this is going, and smartly moves a few inces, feet, yards, away (meters for you football non-Americonos).
(Luigi) "Is that a challenge?"
(Whomp King) "HELL YEAH!"
He immediately jumps and lands square onto Luigi.
(Zikal) "I- I... lu- Luigi?"
Hey, look at that
Kamek and Steve can be seen hiding behind a defense holding guns.
(Kamek) "This was a bad idea."
(Steve) "So was repealing net neutrality."
(Kamek) "Eh, the guy who decided to will be down here soon enough."
I sucessfully made a joke about something important, and am to lazy to finish this chapter