Family Dramas
Chapter 10 - Brittany... I'm pregnant.
This is the shortest author's note I ever did.
* Later at the house... *
Makayla: So I got the ultra sound results today.
Ki&KiBoy: And?
Makayla: There's four more...
KiBoy: Oh god, who's are they?
Makayla: Well, three are Alvin, Alex, and Luc...
KiBoy: And the fourth one is...
Makayla: Let's just say... you HAD to say you wouldn't be surprised if one of them was Brittany's, didn't you? ( A/N ) HOW THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN!? ( A/N )
KiBoy: Tell me you are kidding.
Makayla: I wish I could. * Turns to Brittany. * Brittany, next time, DON'T use that one that has all of the qualities of a guy's dick. It's only technically yours.
Brittany: * Too shocked to say anything. *
KiBoy: But how!? It's impossible! Girls can't have children together!
Makayla: You'll be surprised at some of the 'toys' that Brittany has do...
KiBoy: Yeah, yeah... And what's next? Brittany is going to get a guy pregnant?
Makayla: One, that IS impossible because guys don't have egg cells. Two, if that guy let's Brittany use what she used on me, then that dude is messed up...
KiBoy: Well, I'm not going to find out if that's possible or not.
Brittany: You know you want to...
KiBoy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I DON'T!
Matt: Britt, one question... Where would you even GET something like that?
Brittany: It's my secret...
Makayla: As for the four originals, KiBoy's, Ki's, and David's are all boys, and Matt's is a girl.
KiBoy: * Faints. *
Ki: Why did he... * Faints. *
Makayla: Why DID they faint?
Lucas: I have no idea. Maybe they were just shocked that they are having sons... or maybe that Brittany is going to be a... father?! SHE IS GONNA BE A FATHER! * Faints. *
Makayla: That explains it.
KiBoy: Oh god... well, I actually remembered something... Mr. Wolverine, care to tell us who you really are? * Stares at David. *
David: My name is David Mason. Anything else?
KiBoy: Stop lying.
Ki: What's going on?
KiBoy: I need to try something. * An iron pipe appears in his paw. *
David: What are you doing?
Alex: This is like deja vu right here.
KiBoy: THIS! * Hits David on the head and a loud metallic sound can be heard. *
Everybody: What the hell!?
David: AHHH... THE RINGING... MAKE IT STOP!
KiBoy: Now, stop lying. Who... Or what are you?
David: My name really is David Mason. As for what I am, I have no idea... it's a little hard to explain, so I'll just show you. Does anyone have a knife? ( A/N ) Yeah, because EVERY chipmunk carries a knife around. ( A/N )
KiBoy: Take this one. ( A/N ) ... I am an exception. ( A/N )
David: Thanks. * Takes the knife and starts cutting the skin around his elbow to his forearm, but he isn't even phased. *
Everyone: * Staring shocked. *
David: Here comes the screams. * Pulls away the skin on his forearm and his hand to reveal a forearm and hand made out of steel and wires. *
Girls: * Scream. *
Ki: What the...?
David: Is that enough for ya?
KiBoy: That still doesn't explain what you are.
David: I have no idea and I really don't care because it doesn't matter to me.
KiBoy: So... is anybody else something else here? No Ruby, you don't count...
David: Well... there is something about Alex...
KiBoy: What is it? Except the fact he is kind of a zombie now.
David: Show 'em Al.
Alex: Okay, here goes nothing... * Disappears. *
KiBoy: So, you can make yourself invisible? ... Matt, and what can you do?
Alex: * Appears behind KiBoy. * I can't turn invisible, I can only disappear in one place and reappear in another, so it's sort of like teleporting.
Matt: Hey, if there is some abnormal thing that I can do, then I don't know about it.
KiBoy: I hope you aren't lying...
Matt: I'm serious, even though it would be cool if I could...
* Three days later. *
KiBoy: * Knocks on Makenzi's door, nervously. * Hey Makenzi... can I ask you something?
Makenzi: Actually, I need you to come in... I need you to meet someone...
KiBoy: Okay then.
Makenzi: * Her and KiBoy walk in. * Sweetie, I'm home...
KiBoy: Huh? * A little chipette walks in but stops dead in her tracks when she sees KiBoy. * Umm... Hi? I'm KiBoy.
Little girl: H-Hi...
Makenzi: It's okay, she just gets nervous around people she doesn't know...
KiBoy: Is this Hailie?
Makenzi: How'd you guess? Now you know who she's been staying with...
KiBoy: It must be hard for you.
Makenzi: It is a little. It's even harder for her though.
KiBoy: Too bad Alex and Kate can't settle their differences for her sake...
Makenzi: When Alex died, she was devastated, even more than David was. And I'm sure you know how much it hurt him...
KiBoy: Wait... You think that she started abusing drugs because of Alex's death?
Makenzi: No. Kate was only CAUGHT after Alex's death. And I was talking about Hailie...
KiBoy: Well, my mistake...
Makenzi: When she was caught, she admitted that she was doing it for months. She was caught only two days after his death...
KiBoy: I think... I know why she started taking drugs. ( A/N ) O rly? Y? ( A/N )
Makenzi: You do? Why?
KiBoy: Just think about it Makenzi. Alex is a soldier, he probably wasn't too much home when they were together. Maybe it hurt her that the one she loved wasn't with her. Maybe then... one day... She began taking them. And when Alex died... She just stopped caring... Maybe her love for Alex... was stronger than love for Hailie?
Makenzi: I never thought of that. But why wouldn't she love her. I mean after all, Alex DID leave a piece of him here with her...
KiBoy: Maybe that's the exact reason why she left her. Hailie reminded her of Alex...
Makenzi: Yeah, but it broke my heart when she left her here with me. For five months Hailie kept asking me the same question and it tore my heart more and more each time she said it. The reason it did was because it sounded more and more scared as the days went by. "Where's mommy? I can't find mommy, where is she?"
KiBoy: I think we should talk to them about that.
Makenzi: Yeah. I think we should...
Hailie: Aunt Kenzi?
Makenzi: Yeah sweetie?
Hailie: Are you two going out?
Makenzi: I don't know. * Turns back to KiBoy. * Are we?
KiBoy: Well, I don't think we need to leave that soon... It can wait a few hours. ( A/N ) How to be a dumbass: Step 1. ( A/N )
Makenzi: I think I know what she means by are we going out...
KiBoy: Oh... I guess she's a smart little girl.
Makenzi: That's another thing she got from Alex. She's a quick learner...
KiBoy: That's the reason then.
Makenzi: So... are we?
KiBoy: I think so.
Makenzi: Okay. * Walks a little closer to KiBoy. * Let's make it official then...
Hailie: Oh boy... * Covers her eyes with her paws. *
Makenzi: * Chuckles. *
KiBoy: * Kisses her. *
It's short chapter, but:
- I updated within 2 days! THAT'S IMPROVEMENT!
- I'm working on the next chapter of How To Live With The Sevilles! THAT'S EVEN MORE IMPROVEMENT!
Anyway... I'm sleepy. Happy Christmas. Good New Year... Omelets... Pudding... * Falls asleep. *