Doctor Dolittle's Dinosaur Diagnostics........Yep that's me Dino Doc!
Cyber chick from hell managed to injure the leather bird so Jack and I had to shoot it with a tranqu and stitch her wing....what a bloody polava! ...pavlova...no that's not right spell check's given me the wrong bloody word now.....
We're all still recovering from the Lisa thing....Tea Boy got a four week suspension in the end and the day after I went to visit him ...just to check and found him almost dead on his kichen floor.....No surprises there. Jack and I took twenty minutes to revive him and packed him off to Cardiff general. I should have stayed with him when I left him there but fuck I was angry...Shit.
That was a bit of a wake up call for all of us....We had a meeting in the board room about it...a de brief I spose...Jack is still furious on the outside, but I spoke to him later in his office and he's really gutted because he fucked up so badly.....then he confessed....well to liking Ianto rather more than he should and being jealous because of the betrayal...Needless to say we both had a shit load to drink that night. Jack's got a lot of soul searching to do and Ianto has got a truck load to make up for when he gets back. I guess I'm just angry now. The betrayal thing aside...bottom line he could've killed us all...did kill two people and it is all his fault, he made a choice....worse case scenario....end of the fucking world....how can anyone love that much...not sure I could...not sure I did...not THAT much.
Anyway I shall be glad when he comes back....I need someone to snark at and some decent coffee.....Gwen's brew is worse than Suzie's used to be....mind you those low cut tops she wears....don't mind getting an eyeful of that.
Tea Boy's due out of hospital tomoorw....what is this?...predictive texting?.....TOMORROW...got it......TOMORROW......!!!!!! it's gonna be a while before anyone wants to talk to him again. I checked at the hospital no one visited Tea Boy even though we notified his mother that he was in hospital...Looks like he's on his own...join the club.
Had to chase down two weevils through city centre last night...my legs were killing me by the end of it....they walk funny but they can't arf move when they want to.....Jackie seems to enjoy the chase, bit of a distraction I guess. Anyway managed to Tag them both and direct them back into the sewers with the help of some lamb stakes.......steaks. You know sooner or later they are going to figure out what a whole lamb looks like then the local farmers will be moaning about Yetis and warewolves.....
My studies have been put on hold for the last 10 days so now hopefully I can get back to work....make sure Tea Boy has mountains of dictation to type up when he gets back...Got the feeling he'll want to keep busy for a while. Jack paid off his rent arrears and found him a nicer flat nearer the Hub. We moved his stuff all of about 10 boxes, he doesn't own much. At least he'll have a better place to come back to. I think Jack feels he needs to look after him a bit...then I found out that Tosh has put CCTV cameras in the flat and it turns out the new place is one of our 'safe houses'.
Right then time for some renaming......Biblical characters.....
Jack.....God....only in his dreams.....more like Mary Magadelane.
Ianto....Judas!
Tosh....The Virgin Mary.....
Gwen....Any woman will do with those attributes....
Me.....Moses: 10 commandments? Rules were made for breaking baby!
I am so going to hell......
Lord Of The Rings....
Jack....Frodo Baggins...It's the come hell or high water thing...see it through to the end....but never perfect.
Ianto....Gollum.....obviously.
Tosh....Galadriel...wise, pretty, and mystique....is there such a word...oh look the spell check actually corrected a deliberate error...bastard!
Gwen....Arwen...in her dreams.
Me...Aragorn...that way I get Arwen and a really big sword.