Oh, my friends, it's been so long =(. I'm sorry. I've been working on a new story, and trying to make it perfect. I want it to be my best story. If you have forgotten, what has recently happened in this story was that Bella and crew embarrassed the vice principal on his and Bella's date. Now, it's time to embarrass Emmett's date. Written in Edward's POV, because there isn't enough of that around here.
Oh, BTW, the outfits are now going to be on my profile again, starting with this chapter.
Chapter 10: Operation Tiffin-Bomber
There are three things I love. Number one is Bella, that was a no-brainer. Number two was a brilliant mind. And number three was….Bella. Alright, I can't come up with anything better, but my wife is a genius!
"Operation Dingbat was a success" She said "But I have a brilliant idea for Tiffin-Bomber, you see…we all know Tiffany is a major drama queen and gullible beyond words, so why not convince her about something?"
So it wasn't the best idea ever, but it was better than anybody else could come up with. Emmett wanted to superglue her to her chair, which we agreed to do. Alice wanted to paint her red…that was kind of dumb. Jasper wanted to mess with her emotions, and that was an alright idea, and Isabelle wanted to blow her up. Bad idea.
"It's a great idea" Isabelle said "I'm going to be leaving soon anyways, so why not do what I want?"
"You're leaving?" Alice asked "Why didn't I see this, I thought you were going to stay for at least a year"
"Yes, but I found love" Isabelle said warmly "And I'm going to move in with him"
"When the heck did that happen?" Alice asked
"Two minutes ago, but shh, don't tell, it's a secret" Isabelle whispered
"Good for you, congratulations" Alice responded
"Thanks"
"Let's get the show on the road" Emmett said, straightening his tie and running a comb through his hair quickly.
Emmett got into a car to pick Tiffany up from her house, and we trailed behind by a few minutes, preparing our attack.
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Emmett and Tiffany would be going to a movie. They were watching some movie about a monster and a girl. Very stereotypical and probably boring. Tiffany had on a dress that barely reached past mid-thigh and some stiletto heels that she kept stumbling in. She had painted her nails a vivid red. Her eyes were doused in heavy make up and the had a layer of foundation caked onto her face. From where we were in the back row, she looked like a Barbie doll.
When the movie started, Tiffany looked at Emmett out of the corner of her eye and licked her lips. She leaned closer to him. He shoved a piece of popcorn into her mouth and that caused her to move back. She spit it out and coughed.
"Shhh!" An old lady said from behind her. And hit her with a bowling shoe.
"Ouch!" Tiffany said "Watch where you're putting those things grandma!"
"Young lady, someday you'll be in jail. Why, back in my day, you'd already be removed from the theater" The old lady said.
"Whatever" Tiffany mumbled.
We giggled from the back and I put my arm around Bella. She leaned her head on my shoulder and kissed my cheek.
"Would you two stop it?" Rosalie asked
"Sorry" I mumbled, but I grabbed Bella's hand anyway.
"Oh my god, this movie is so scary" Tiffany said
"It's real" Emmett announced "You'll die if you aren't careful! There could be a monster around the corner ready to eat you!"
"Ahhh!" Tiffany screamed "No, no, no, that can't be, it's fake, right?"
"That's what they all say" Emmett said in a scary voice
"Oh my god, oh my god!" Tiffany screamed and shut her eyes tightly
"Be quiet!" The old lady said again "Or I will call the cops!"
"Shut up!" Tiffany said "There is a girl about to be eaten by a monster"
WHACK!
Down came the bowling shoe on her head again, this time with more force than the last time.
"Would you stop that?!" Tiffany asked
"Would you let us watch the movie?" The old lady asked
"Is there a problem here ladies?" A mall cop came up to them and looked them in the eye
"What are you doing here?" Tiffany said angrily
"Well, there have been some complaints going on around here about the noise you two are making" The cop said "I'm going to have to take both of you to the office"
"I'm an eighty-seven year old senior citizen" The old lady said "Do I really have to go? I'm probably going to die in a few days anyway"
"I'm sorry ma'am, you don't have to come, but I'm going to have to bring the teenager" The cop said
"But you're my cousin!" Tiffany screeched
"I don't care, come along now" The cop said, pulling out handcuffs and gesturing to Tiffany to stand up.
She made a movement to stand up, but stayed firmly on the seat. She grunted and tried again.
"What the heck?!" She exclaimed
"Miss, hurry up" The cop said, "We are disrupting others"
"I'm trying, I'm trying" Tiffany cried
She tried to stand up again
"Here, let me help" The cop said, and took out a pair of scissors. He cut right though the bottom of her dress. She stood up and let out a sigh of relief
"Cover yourself young lady!" The old lady gasped.
We all looked on in shock of Tiffany's underwear—or lack of.
"Ahhh!" Tiffany screamed. "Give me your jacket!"
She took a random person's jacket and wrapped it around her waist
"I'm going to the bathroom, be right back!" She said
"I'm coming along" The cop said, "I can't have you escaping."
"I'm going" Bella whispered "Wish me luck"
BELLA'S POV
I crept out of the theater and followed Tiffany into the bathroom. She was in a corner with her head tucked in between her knees. She was sobbing about her lost dress, and honestly, I didn't care about her dress at all.
I went into a stall and breathed before putting my plan into action.
"Ughhhhh! Ughhhh!" I grunted. I heard Tiffany's sobs stop for a brief moment. Then I dropped a small bowling ball into the toilet bowl
"AHHHH!" She screamed, and ran out of the bathroom. I smiled in victory and left.
When I left the bathroom, I was graced with the scene of the mall cop chasing Tiffany down the hall. I laughed and smiled to myself. Mission accomplished.
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The next day at school was the last day of spirit week. Dress up day. We were put into formal dresses and the guys were in suits. The people who didn't believe in spirit wore tee shirts and jeans. I was not allowed to wear anything informal like that, thanks to Alice.
I was put into a pink dress and high heels. I wouldn't trip over them, but I felt awkward wearing them to school. At least I wasn't the only dressed up very formally.
Tiffany never showed up at school, and VP Ding avoided eye contact with me, which was good. I only hope both of them don't show up at the school dance tonight.
"Remember how we had a bet?" Emmett asked at lunch
"Yes, I know, people lose if they get asked out the most or least" Alice said
"Well, who won?" I asked
"Rosalie, would you please let us know your results?" Emmett asked
"Eight" Rosalie said "I got asked to the dance by eight people"
Turns out she was right in the middle. Edward had the most, I had the least…both of us would have to do bad things.
"Bella, you have to flirt with the Ding-Bat. Ha ha, and after your horrible date too!" Emmett laughed
"Shut up" I muttered
"And Edward has to burn Carlisle's favorite medical book and destroy Esme's gardening tools. In front of both of them" Rosalie said, smirking. Edward and I groaned and grabbed each others hand. We squeezed tight, trying to get all our anger out of our system.
"It'll be fine, but have fun anyway" Alice said "We start on Monday. So you've got a weekend to enjoy your lives before they are destroyed"
"We're going out tomorrow night" Edward told me "I'm taking you out somewhere special"
"Sounds good to me" I said
"But we have to get ready for the dance tonight" Alice said "I'm so excited!"
Yay, isn't that great? I could only imagine what would happen at the dance.
Ideas for what happens at the dance? I have some, but you guys have awesome ideas too. Je offer-lui un hamburger! Ha ha, JK, that didn't make sense. Well, you know what to do. Just review, and remember that outfits will be on my profile. These include Tiffany's dress, and Bella's dress and yeah….
Au revoir