I don't own criminal minds and I want to thank the-vampire-act for helping me with Austin's full name

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Austin and Reid couldn't help but laugh. "They'll be in the state by the hour." Reid said getting control of himself. "We need to call Brody and tell him that he needs to get to the airport pronto."

"Are they really that good?" Asked Austin.

"Their better." Was all Reid said as he picked up the phone again and dialed Brody's cell phone number. While the phone was ringing he told her, "I rigged the phone so that no matter what Garcia did, she could only get what state we were in." Austin was doubled over in laughter at that. "Hey Brody," Reid said smiling, "It's time for operation confused." That was all he said as he hung up the phone.

He smiled at Austin and said, "You know it'll be a few hours before they even make it into the city." He walked up to her and kissed her. "It's going to get really boring just sitting here, not doing anything."

He was a little nervous about what he was about to do but he didn't show it. He backed her up against the wall and started to kiss her. The kiss turned heated in seconds. His lips went down her neck as his hands went under her shirt. He had her shirt off in seconds and Austin had his off shortly after that. They made their way towards a room, they really didn't care what room they were in. By the time they got there to the room most of their clothes were off. Reid picked her up and gently put her on the bed, never taking his lips off of the woman he loved.

The team was on a plane to Georgia. It had taken them a little less than two hours to get on a plane, because for some reason, the plane's where out of gas, getting their propellers worked on, or had been taken by the other BAU teams. They finally got on a plane and were on their way.

"Garcia what do you have on the girl?" Hotch asked, if anyone of them looked closely enough they would be able to see a tiny smile on Hotch's lips. And they all made it a point to look closely at everything.

"Well sir, her name is Austin Morgan Heart. She is twenty three years old, she has lived in Georgia all her life. She has moved around a little bit from house to house but she has never left the state, except for family vacations. She lives right outside of Atlanta. And she works in a club called Madness." She said as copies of what she looked like printed off her laptop. "This is what she looks like."

"Don't forget sweetness that she is undeniably jealous of you." Morgan couldn't help but say as he laughed.

"I think she's a little scared that we're going to take him away from her." Emily said remember how her voice sounded like over the phone.

"Yeah, but I think she's going to be a little more cautious with us around Reid." J.J. told everyone referring to the women of the team.

"But Garcia is the one that she'll be watching the most." Morgan couldn't help but smile. He thought this was the funniest thing he had ever heard.

Rossi got in between Garcia and Morgan, before another five year old argument started up again. "We need to concentrate on how we're going to find Reid." That shut the two of them up.

Within the hours they were in Georgia. They were walking through the airport when they saw a man holding up a sign that said BAU Team. They could tell that he was detective; just by the way he dressed. They walked up to him and shook hands with him.

"Hello I'm Detective Brody, I was told to meet you here. We have a mutual friend." He smiled and let it sink in.

"Dr. Spencer Reid," Hotch said as if it was obvious.

"Excuse me?" Brody was supposed to act surprised at the name, but in actuality he was. He didn't know that his friends name would have Dr. in front of it. "I don't know a Dr. Spencer Reid."

He was telling the truth, he didn't know a Dr. Spencer Reid, and he knew a Spencer Blaine.

"No, I was talking about my boss, Chief Swanson. He told me that you would be coming here and I needed to escort you into town." This was also the truth. The chief was the one who told him of the plan that Reid had cooked up, and told him that he was to pick them up.

At this the BAU team looked at each other in bewilderment. They had no idea what was going on.

At the look on their faces, it took Brody everything not to start laughing then and there. Instead he smiled politely and said, "Are you ready?"

They got outside and saw that their SUV was already parked and was waiting for them. They started walking towards the vehicle when a man and a woman ran up to them screaming. "Oh my God, oh my God!" They both screamed.

"You're the BAU team from Quantico." The man said with a girlish squeal in his voice.

"Can we please get your autographs?" The woman was literally bouncing up and down, they were both holding out pieces of paper with goofy grins and laughing.

Rossi, who had a little more experience with crazed fans then the rest of them did; politely said, "Maybe next time, we're on a case right now." And he ushered everyone into the SUV.

"Does that happen a lot?" Brody asked as Hotch started to drive away from the airport.

"No, not really." Hotch said, looking at the fans as they walked away dejectedly. They turned and he never saw them break out laughing in the middle of the streets or that they had pulled out a cell phone.

"Wow," Brody said getting Hotch's attention back. "I would have thought that would have happened a lot." He said winking at Hotch.

The team started coughing to cover up their laughter, but Hotch still glared at them. They made it into the city without anymore incidents.

Brody's cell phone rang, when he answered it he was only on it for a few minutes before hanging up. "You guys, I'm really sorry for this, but I need to be dropped off at a crime scene."

Hotch slowed down at a stop sign and said, "Which way?"

"Take a left on this street." He said. He ordered them to take some more turns until everyone had stopped trying to figure out where they were.

"We were just here." Morgan blurted out.

"No we weren't." Brody said, like Morgan had no idea what he was talking about. "You can ask the woman inside the house. She always knows if someone had stopped in front of her house and what car they were driving."

"They all got out of the car and went up to the house. Brody knocked on the door. A woman came out who seemed very familiar came to the door. "Can I help you?" She asked kindly.

"Mrs. Rustenburg," he said coming up with the name on the spot. "My friends need to be escorted to the police headquarters, is your husband home?"

"Yes, I'm here." A man said as he came up behind the woman. He was big, he was taller than Morgan and his muscles were a lot bigger too, they also noticed that he was wearing a Daddy's Little Princess T- shirt.

"Could you escort them to the police headquarters?" Brody asked smiling.

"Oh yeah, I would love to." He said walking outside the house.

They all got back into the car. Hotch started the car again while saying, "Mr. Rustenburg we don't need an escort."

"Oh please call me Princess, everyone does." He looked in the back seat and saw Morgan. "Hey cutie," he said giving him a sly smile. "You want to get a drink later on?" At this everyone in the car busted out laughing, all except Morgan who was to stunned to do anything and Kevin, who looked serious.

They made it to the police department and Morgan just about ran over Emily to get out of car and into the station. Hotch could hear 'Princess' as he sighed and said, "I love it when their hard to get." At that his face turned red from holding in his laughter.

Once he got it under control, he looked at Garcia, who was, in no way, holding in her laughter. "Could you find anything on Reid?"

Garcia typed in 'Spencer Reid' and came up empty. "Sorry sir, nothing here."

That's when J.J. remembered the case they had there a month ago. "Garcia, look up Spencer Blaine."

"I found him." She said excitedly. But all she could find was his name, picture. "I don't know where he works or where he lives." She said shocked this had never happened to her before.

"Princess!" Emily practically yelled making everyone look at her. She shot out the door and almost dragged him inside. "Remember what you asked Morgan if he wanted a drink later on?" She asked.

At this Morgan was shooting daggers at her with his eyes. "Well he wants to get some drinks right now." She said ignoring her co- worker.

Kevin saw in her eyes that she knew and looked at J.J. and Rossi. They knew too, so he could stop pretending. "So you know?"

"Yes," the three of them said.

"Fine, follow me." He grabbed a very confused Morgan and walked out of the station skipping and humming the tune of the "Wizard of Oz."

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They drove to a club. They all looked at the name and saw that it was the club Madness, the club that Austin worked in. Since it was in the middle of the day, the club was closed, but it didn't seem like it bothered 'princess.' "What's your real name?" Rossi asked, tired of thinking of him as 'princess'.

"What do you mean?" Kevin asked with a smirk. "Everyone calls me princess." They walked into the club and saw that it was totally dark.

The girls giggled as Kevin tried to wrap his hands around Morgan. Then to get Kevin off of him he went up to Garcia and kissed her playfully on the lips. "I already have a girl, Princess. She can get really jealous sometimes, so you better back off."

Garcia opened her mouth to say that they weren't going out so that Kevin could play with him some more, but Morgan squeezed her shoulders, and whispered into her ear. "I'll give you a back rub when we get back, please Garcia."

"Yes this is my sexy man." Was all she could get out. The look on Kevin's face was priceless. He looked like he was between shock, about to cry, and about to laugh. They all knew that he was playing around, but he was doing a good job of playing his part.

They went up to the bar and a man who was roughly the same size as 'Princess'. "Hi," he said, his gay voice so good that Kevin had busted out laughing. He looked over at Rossi and gave a seductive smile. "So what's brings you here sexy boy?"

"I'm I the only one here that thinks that this is a little strange?" J.J. asked "I thought we were the ones who were supposed to get hit on by the guys?"

"I did too," said Emily, "but look at Rossi's face."

Rossi who had been in the background enjoying the torment of his other co- workers was now getting hit on. He was trying to keep his face from showing any emotion but was failing.

His eyes looked like a cartoons as they grew wider and wider in shock. His mouth had opened in surprise and was now sitting on the floor. Emily decided to have some fun with him.

"Rossi," she said making him come out of his shock and turn towards her. "We know you think he's cute, but you need to stop ogling him." She then dove behind Morgan who was trying to get out of Rossi's way as he chased after her.

Emily was trying to get Morgan to stay in one place as Rossi was trying to move him in every direction. They stopped when Morgan tripped on Emily's shoes, making the both of them fall. Emily tried to keep from falling so she grabbed Rossi by the pants, who then grabbed Garcia by the shirt, who grabbed J.J. around the middle, who grabbed Kevin around the knees, who grabbed Hotch by his tie. So in the end everyone was on top of Emily and Morgan who were laughing too hard to care.

That was when Carl came in from outside and saw what was going on. "Kevin, Lance, what the hell is going on here." He practically shouted. They didn't let him in on what was going on, they were a little scared that he wouldn't play along.

They Kevin shot up from and ran towards his boss telling him in a whisper what they were doing and who the people were. Carl rolled his eyes and walked toward the BAU team as they were getting up off the ground.

"You're the FBI?" Carl asked looking at them in disbelief.

"Yes sir," said Hotch getting down to business. Already they had less then fifteen hours left to find Reid and Austin. "We would want to know about a employee of yours, a Ms. Heart."

"Yes Ms. Heart is one of my best workers, but she had to take some time off. What is this about?" He asked a little confused.

"Well we think that she might know a person named Spencer Blaine." J.J. said as she stepped forward.

"Yes we all know a Spencer Blaine, he works here." He said looking at them all in complete confusing now. "Is he in trouble? I know he's a little clumsy with the glasses and drinks but he's a really good worker."

"Oh no, he isn't in any trouble, we just need to talk to him." Rossi said getting Carl's attention.

"Yes, let me find where they live, I've never asked or been there, so I don't know for sure." He intentionally forgot to tell them that Lance and Kevin knew how to get to their house blindfold.

Carl didn't have a computer, because he didn't think they were necessary for him. So the team was in Carl's office waiting for him to find the address for over five hours. That was when Carl stood up in realization. "Wait a moment. Kevin, Lance, you both know how to get to their place don't you?" He asked as if he just remembered this.

Lance smirked and said, "Yes, we do."

"Then why didn't you tell us?" Emily practically shouted at him.

"You didn't ask." They both said at the same time with cheeky grins.

Hotch rubbed his eyes, he was too tired to try to figure them out. "Just drive us over there."

"Ok, everyone in the SUV, I'll drive." The team was too tired to argue with him and Hotch tossed him the keys as they all tried to get into the back while having the J.J. and Garcia sitting on laps.

In an hour of driving around the team had all fallen asleep. Hotch woke up and looked at the clock, then looked outside. They were still in the city and four hours had passed.

He practically yelled into Kevin's ear making everyone else sit up. "Take us to see Reid and Austin now." Kevin was too scared of Hotch to argue at the moment and drove back across town. It took them another four hours to drive back to Madness then another thirty minutes to get to Reid's and Austin's house.

They all ran inside the house to get to Reid, for some reason, none of them said a word. They went to a door and opened it, what they found made everyone's jaw drop. Reid and Austin were naked and kissing.

Austin had yelled out in surprise. Reid had toppled off the bed taking Austin and the sheet with him. "Um… Hi." Was all Reid could say as he tried to get up and cover him and Austin at the same time.

"We'll wait outside." Rossi said as he closed the door. Once again the girls started laughing, but this time the guys had joined them and even Hotch had let out a few chuckles.

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Yay the team found them, but is he going to go back with him or stay with Austin?