Let me apologize in advance for this one. I'm sorry. Please don't kill me, I just signed up at Teaspoon and I'm very excited about it!
Edit: Tenth chapter! Yay!
It was a gorgeous planet, the most beautiful they had ever visited. There were meadows of wildflowers. There were pristine beaches. There were beautiful deer-like animals bounding through the wildflowers.
The Doctor and his companion sat on a sand dune.
They held hands, and gazed at the beautiful sunset.
The TARDIS was humming softly nearby.
The companion turned to look deep into the Doctor's eyes. "Oh, Doctor," she sighed.
"Oh, darling," the Doctor sighed.
"Oh, Doctor."
"Oh, darling."
She took a deep breath. "There's something I want to tell you, Doctor," she said.
"What?" asked the Doctor, breathless.
"I- I- I love you, Doctor!"
"I love you too, diamond of my hearts!"
They kissed passionately.
There was a loud buzzing noise, a flash of white light, and a small child in pink sneakers fizzled into existence. She was holding a worryingly large gun.
Then she saw the Doctor and his companion.
"OMG! EEEEWWW!! THAT IS, LIKE, SOOOO GROSS! LIKE, WTF?? EEEEWWW!"
And then she shot them.
The return of Barbara II! Let there be much rejoicing!