HELLO!! Back from reality for one night only! You heard me bitches...I am in such a fantastic mood over the score of the 2nd state of origin that i am posting this for you all. 30 NIL ahhhh that right there almost made my ears pop with excitment!! SO happy right now.
So please, read adn review...it'll make me smile...more.
love ya. xoxo

"Yes Shannon she will call you tomorrow, I will make damn sure of it if you leave now." Wow, he actually left. Watching those two is sickening, they're like teenagers…well one is, I think.

"That wasn't very nice Jeffro."

"I'm not the one who was going all cutesy with my best friend, that would make anyone want to gouge their eyes out."

"It's true you know little one." Then Matt gave Jeff this jumped hug thing, and made kissing noises in his ear. I would've been mad but it was too funny not to. Especially since Jeff's glasses had completely fallen off, I swear he would've stood on them too, but I picked them up for him. After I had laughed myself straight and had gotten my bearings back I cut into Matt.

"I don't sound like that. Just because you and your weak ass brother can't get any…"

"Hey! I have all I want." Uhuh.

"Then why are you hanging all over your brother today?"

"Ashley's got a photo shoot in Honolulu." Ha you sound so dejected.

"See you can't get any."

"I really don't need to hear about Matt getting any…and I don't want to know if you ever do get any." And with that Jeff covered his ears, La-ing. It was really annoying, so I hit him. He stopped and pouted.

"Oh stop pouting. I swear you two are worse than three year olds."

"Are not." My point exactly.

"I am so not doing this shit."

"Fine. Then tell us where you learnt to egg duel like that?" Oh yea, did I mention, I was the only one who doesn't have bruises from that fight? Stupid boys.

"You've never played paint ball have you?"

"No."

"Me either."

"Then why'd you say that?" To confuse you. Duh.

"Felt like it."

"Then where'd you learn that shit?"

"If I told you I'd have to kill you."

"Lies!" Dammit Jeff.

No Matt's far worse. He actually picked me up, that motherfucker. Who does that! No no not the fucking lake.

"Ok, ok, put me down I'll tell you."

"We knew you'd see things our way little one."

"No! I just don't wanna get thrown in your sewer lake."

"That works too." Shut it Jeff.

"It wasn't my first what was your wording…duel."

"It wasn't?"

"Am I not speaking English?" Ok that was mean. "My friends and I used to have wars all the time, it started with food fights at school then escalated. We'd use anything, muffins, carrots, capsicum, potatoes, water balloons, water bombs filled with fish oil…and paint, but that was another day completely."

"But not eggs."

"Well yea, actually we have, but they were rotten."

"Gross."

"Fun." Ok, Matt's gross was right, but as Jeff said it was fun.

"Both…someone tried to use a mushroom once…" stupid stupid girl, she really got it that day, everyone knows they break in the air.

"What happened?" Matt was practically scared.

"She got pelted with a heap of shit coz we all told her not to use mushrooms."

"Oh"

"Oh is right, but seen as Little L aint going in the lake, I suggest you run Matt coz if I get you your in."